A long time ago, I posted this elsewhere in the forum. But this, I suppose, is its natural home.
For the Farmers
Traaaactor.
Ride in me traaaactor.
I like me combine 'arvester, and me traaaaactor.
I love 'em like I love me wife,
Been ridin' tractors all me life,
Through clouds and rain and war and strife
Traaaaaactor. Oh, traaaaaaactor.
I like me combine 'arvester, and me traaaaactor.
Horses are all good and well,
But go too fast and bleedin' 'ell,
You'll be chucked and rocked and crushed as well.
Traaaaaactor. Oh, traaaaaaactor.
Combine 'arvesters, and traaaaaaactors.
Oh, traaaaaactors.
Future, future, they're the way,
Tractor, Tractor movin' hay,
Noon and Night and Dusk and Day
Traaaaactor. Oh, traaaaactor.
Fin