5 scientific facts

[*Yasmin*]

warning: forgive me in advance, if you don't want to do that , do not read:ermm:

Do you know that there is 5 scientific facts have been proven , and you can't change or negative them.

and here we go...

Fact n.1
it's neither easy nor possible to reach all your teeth by your tongue.





Fact n.2
you are the most stupid person on the earth , because you tried that, just to be sure from the validity of the speech.






Fact n.3
you're smiling now, while you're reading.






Fact n.4
Because of the curiousity inside you, you're persisting on reading,to prove your permanent stupidity, and because you did the experience in the first place.






Fact n.5
you'll send those facts to all your more stupid friends to prove that you are not the only stupid one.






Sorry
Greetings
Former Fool

>>>now we adding another one to the list.
it's a matter of joke

source: my e-mail.<<don't click:D
translation from arabic: Yasmin
so maybe there is mistakes in grammar. correct me if there is.:)

[Na7lah]

it's neither easy nor possible to reach all your teeth by your tongue.

admit to trying to see if that's true or not :-[ lol

[Yanal]

#3 is false for THE RULER:D.

[Amat Allah]

heheheheeh I am the biggest stupid person in the whole world subhaan Allah heheheh and I am really happy to be ^^

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[Gia]

Yasmin what was that :bump1:, jazakiAllah khair sister, now I have to pass it on so that I won't be stupid alone :statisfie

[Malaikah]

Fact n.2
you are the most stupid person on the earth , because you experienced that, just to be sure from the validity of the speech.

You should change experienced to 'tried'. Experienced doesn't really make sense. :)

[KashifB]

Good one.

[*Yasmin*]

admit to trying to see if that's true or not :-[ lol

well well well , i was expecting this q. the ball hit me mmmmm
i tried it:shade: :embarrass ,but because i didn't expect from my friend who send this msg to be playful , because she is serious one and serious about the msgs that she sends, that one was like an off-topics<_<, so i fell in the trap :mad: :eek:<< cause my brain works good:D huh

#3 is false for THE RULER:D.

why?:?

heheheheeh I am the biggest stupid person in the whole world subhaan Allah heheheh and I am really happy to be ^^

i'm sure u r not the only one:p lol

Yasmin what was that :bump1:, jazakiAllah khair sister, now I have to pass it on so that I won't be stupid alone :statisfie

from this aspect, don't worry there r dozens of stupids lol
plus , every one shed stupidity sometimes , esp in exams ma shaa' Allah geniuses :clever: :thumbs_up

[*Yasmin*]

You should change experienced to 'tried'. Experienced doesn't really make sense. :)

u know better than me for sure so i would ask , what the different between 'em? i just wanna learn

[*Yasmin*]

Good one.

thanx:smile:

[The Ruler]

#3 is false for THE RULER:D.

... *mumbles* Kusou gaki. Heh.

But you're right. This is my third time coming across this cow dung of a forwarded e-mail. The first time I read it, my reaction to #3 was 'tch'. I frankly believe that people who smile at a laptop screen are idiots. (Only exceptions are movies/anime/manga/news).

[Gia]

plus , every one shed stupidity sometimes , esp in exams ma shaa' Allah geniuses

I keep on managing to solve the hardest questions which people have a hard time solving, while I constantly make mistakes like 2 x 3 = 5 :statisfie

frankly believe that people who smile at a laptop screen are idiots.

Why is that?

A smile is a spontaneous reaction to something funny. Would you just stop yourself from smiling because you're using your laptop?

(Only exceptions are movies/anime/manga/news).

How about jokes? <_<

[kjra]

lol...got me! feel very stupid now...lol

[Vito]

warning:
Do you know that there is 5 scientific facts have been proven , and you can't change or negative them.

What if someone doesn't have all their teeth and ARE able to touch all the ones they have with their tongue? I guess the author didn't think of that one :ooh:

[The Ruler]

A smile is a spontaneous reaction to something funny. Would you just stop yourself from smiling because you're using your laptop?

It's not 'stop yourself from smiling'; it's more 'there's nothing to smile about'. And quite frankly, there's nothing funny about that forwarded e-mail.

[Vito]

It's not 'stop yourself from smiling'; it's more 'there's nothing to smile about'. And quite frankly, there's nothing funny about that forwarded e-mail.

You're in a section of the forum called "Puzzles & Humour".. Relax. And besides, what makes someone an idiot for laughing at something they saw while using their laptop? Nothing wrong with people who have a sense of humor.

[Fishman]

:sl:
Good, but there is a bit of a problem since facts 1-5 are not correct. Especially number one. I tried it.
:w:

[*Yasmin*]

It's not 'stop yourself from smiling'; it's more 'there's nothing to smile about'. And quite frankly, there's nothing funny about that forwarded e-mail.

it depends on the person
like now i don't have a mood for laughing or even smiling for thing even that other find it so funny
nothig wrong with u cause u didn't smile , and nothing wrong with other who smile cause of this e-mail
salam sis

[*Yasmin*]

:sl:
Good, but there is a bit of a problem since facts 1-5 are not correct. Especially number one. I tried it.
:w:

wa3alykom as-salam
this is why u find those "facts" in this section ~

[zanjabeela]

:sl:
I can touch all my teeth with the tip of my tongue. But, I'm still stupid, so no matter. And I smiled. The same way I smile at things I see in a book or a newspaper. Like I said, though...I'm stupid ;)

:w:

[BlissfullyJaded]

:sl:

^ You knew what it was all about, yet you acted like you didn't made me stupidly check if I could do it! The nerve! :raging:

Ah, good one tho sis Yasmin. Thanks. :D

[peaceandlove]

LOL on my stupidity.