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Muslim Woman
06-20-2009, 05:08 PM
Salaam/Peace,


Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and
yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years
but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime.

Maybe we need a maintenance manual for mothers
so we would know how to take care of them
at least as well as we do our automobiles.
Here are some items that might be included in such a manual.

Engine:

A mother's engine is one of the most dependable kinds you can find.
She can reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry
from a sleeping child. But regular breaks are needed to keep up
that peak performance.
Mothers need a hot bath and a nap every 100 miles,
a baby-sitter and a night out every 1,000 miles,
and a live-in baby-sitter with a one week vacation every 10,000 miles.

Battery:

Mother's batteries should be recharged regularly.
Handmade items, notes, unexpected hugs and kisses,
and frequent "I love you's" will do very well for a recharge.

Carburetor:

When a mother's carburetor floods it should
be treated immediately with Kleenex and a soft shoulder.

Brakes:

See that she uses her brakes to slow down often
and come to a full stop occasionally.
(A squeaking sound indicates a need for a rest).

Fuel:

Most mothers can run indefinitely on coffee,
leftovers and salads, but an occasional dinner
for two at a nice restaurant will really add to her efficiency.

Chassis:

Mothers run best when their bodies are properly maintained.
Regular exercise should be encouraged and provided for as necessary.
A change in hairdo or makeup in spring and fall are also helpful.

If you notice the chassis begins to sag,
immediately start a program of walking, jogging, swimming, or bike riding.
These are most effective when done with fathers.

Tune-ups:

Mother need regular tune-ups.
Compliments are both the cheapest and most effective way
to keep a mother purring contentedly.

Oh yes, and let's not forget to speak to mother lovingly and respectfully,
especially when she reminds you to drive carefully and have a good time.

If these instructions are followed consistently,
this fantastic creation and gift from God,
whom we call "MOTHER", should last a lifetime
and give good service and constant love to those who need her most.
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Nihila
06-21-2009, 12:32 PM
Aaw, this is soo cute MashaAllah!

I love my mummy...gonna go give her a cuddle right now :D

JazakhAllah khayr for the reminder!
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Muslim Woman
06-21-2009, 04:26 PM
:sl:

format_quote Originally Posted by Nihila
I love my mummy...gonna go give her a cuddle right now :D
that's like a good girl :statisfie
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syilla
06-22-2009, 01:53 AM
Jazakallah khayr... can i copy this to my fb note :)
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