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Abu Sukkar
06-25-2009, 11:51 AM
How to make ‘A Ruined life’

Ingredients

One sympathetic, opinionated Muslim
(preferred age between 16-50 but really any age will do.)


Instructions

  • Season Muslim by holding him in interrogation for 28 days.
  • Deny legal advice
  • While he is basting, prepare trumped up charges. (Sticky or non stick either can be used)
  • Place Muslim in prison on Gas Mark category A for 2 years.
  • Release Muslim
  • Check to see if he is broken
  • Sprinkle with accusations
  • Garnish with a control order
  • Leave for Muslim community to shun




Voila!

You have A Ruined Life!


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GuestFellow
06-25-2009, 12:01 PM
Wow that is original.

I heard America have their own recipe too.
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