Alpha Dynasty

[Yanal]

:sl:

We are back!We are here to offer you help in any matter,except real help. This corner will include me and Alpha trying to compete with Muezzin and Muezzin. Ask any questions here.

An anonymous question to start it off: How old is Alpha?

573 he is a legend and he should keep it that way:shade: NEXT!

[Yanal]

Two reasons,but first I think I know why you asked this question,you asked because you thought it was a typo intending to he minaz but no that is not a typo. About the question you asked us(Alpha and myself) I will reply insh'allah. The answer is: Muezzin as a super moderator and a lawyer knows more then what a 14 year old and space ship knows so that is why it is 2 on 1.2nd reason:there is none.

NEXT!

[Nájlá]

Wheres alpha?

me and Alpha trying to compete with Muezzin and Muezzin

That's not gonna work :X

[Mujahidah4Allah]

^ yupz that really wont work i mean ... okay just to brighten it up... Q- where is your other half?

wa/salam

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[Al-Hanbali]

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[The Ruler]

This just seems like a very poor imitation of the thread Masters of Monday lalala... Rack your brain and come up with something original, Yanal.

[piXie]

What is the Alpha Dynasty and why does it have the word nasty in it? :X

[Al-Hanbali]

This corner will include me and Alpha trying to compete with Muezzin...

Muezzin as a super moderator and a lawyer knows more then what a 14 year old and space ship knows...

Alpha Dude = Space Ship :hmm:

[Yanal]

Yes Alpha dude is a spaceship. We have our reasons for having the word nasty in dynasty,ask zAk we do not want the clown correcting us:><:.

Alpha is here.

The ruler you just fail to amuse your 64 year old humour,right?

A big NEXT!

[Re.TiReD]

;D love it.

Keep it up

[Yanal]

Thank you!

NEXT!!

Btw if you have a original idea just post it here ruler.

[Abdul Fattah]

Alpha dude, art dy nasty?

[Yanal]

Yes we are the nasty part of LI.

NEXT!

[Abdul Fattah]

Next, some sneaky questions to test your abilities:

*) What causes protein-protein regulation in the cytoplasms?
*) Why did you make this thread?
*) If E=(mc^2)/sqrt[1-(v/c)^2]; then what happens to a particle as it is accelerated to a speed close to the speed of light?
*) Have you stopped beating your sister?
*) What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
*) During transcription of DNA, where do the new nucleotides come from?
*) Can you say something funny?
*) Can the number of total entropy in the universe ever be reduced?
*) Do you hate me now for asking these questions?
*) Am I still allowed to post further questions?

;D

[The Ruler]

The ruler you just fail to amuse your 64 year old humour,right?

Ho~ I'm trying to amuse someone's 64 year old humor? That, little boy, makes no sense.

[Yanal]

10 questions. In one post.*curses himself* *sighs*

1.The protein causes the protein-protein regulation course in cyptoplasms in both animal and plant cells:D
2.I made it to give fun competition to Muezzin but this appears like a peanut in front of a tree.
3.It demolishes at it burns at that speed.

4.She actually beats me with verbal yelling.

5.Ask Allah that when we meet him.

6.The neighbor DNA.

7.BOO!

8.Yes if I fart they will reduce. Want me to?

9.Nope I actually enjoy answering them.

10.Anyone is allowed to ask infinite amount of questions,that rule doesn't apply to you:D(joking go ahead and ask all you want)

NEXT!

[Yanal]

Ho~ I'm trying to amuse someone's 64 year old humor? That, little boy, makes no sense.

your humour I said. Reread the post you quoted.

NEXT!

[The Ruler]

ur humour

According to the Greeks and Romans, our human body is made up of four humours. De, which one?

[Abdul Fattah]

Follow up:

1.The protein causes the protein-protein regulation course in cyptoplasms in both animal and plant cells:D

clever reply ^_^

3.It demolishes at it burns at that speed.

How can single particles burn, when burning is the process of oxidating atoms (which are made out of multiple particles)?

7.BOO!

How is that funny?

4.She actually beats me with verbal yelling.

Now, that is funny =)

5.Ask Allah that when we meet him.

OMG, you never read/watched the hitchikers guide to the galaxy?

6.The neighbor DNA.

So for each protein we make, we have to destroy a DNA strand?

8.Yes if I fart they will reduce. Want me to?

Well, we reducing entropy is very usefull, but not at the cost of "that" smell :p

New question: if both you and alpha belong to the same dynasty, are you related?

[Yanal]

We have the same blood so yes.

The ruler looks like your humour is from 1991,isn't that amusing?

NEXT!

[Yanal]

^ don't interrogate her.:hiding:

[aadil77]

The ruler looks like your humour is from 1991,isn't that amusing?

NEXT!

I don't get it, is that a birth date

[The Ruler]

The ruler looks like your humour is from 1991,isn't that amusing?

The man whose Dynasty you're in has a humor from the 80s. It's no surprise you don't find my ubercool humor funny.

Pwnage~

[Yanal]

*sighs* You ruined the joke so their is no point in telling now unless it is a life and death joke someone dying is asking,then please forget it.

NEXT!

[Yanal]

@The Ruler you pawned him not me:><:

Guven let's bring our guy out!Did you know the 80's time was for the hippies and they are funny rather then Einstein geeks acting grouchy,aight?

NEXT!

[The Ruler]

@The Ruler you pawned him not me:><:

You pwn the leader, you pwn his followers.

Besides, we both share 90s humor, don't we Yanal? ^_^

Guven let's bring our guy out!

If he does, he'll become the only member of the Yanal Dynasty.

Did you know the 80's time was for the hippies and they are funny rather then Einstein geeks acting grouchy,aight?

I see dumb, lame kid speak english bad.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

yanal lol very funny lil bro


jus try not to lose your innocense in the process of being a joker, as many youngsters tend to do - sincere advice bro !



alpha - VAAT IS UP ;D



Assalamu Alaikum

[Yanal]

I share 1994 humour you share 1991 humour,there's a gap.

@Fighting for Imaan:Yeah bro :D

[The Ruler]

I share 1994 humour you share 1991 humour,there's a gap.

Only a four year gap. Which is why you're still a kid. -_- No wonder you're too young to get your dream cyber job.

[Yanal]

You yourself said only four so if Im a kid then so are you.

What cyber job?:p

NEXT!

[Abdul Fattah]

Selam aleykum

Only a four year gap. Which is why you're still a kid. -_- No wonder you're too young to get your dream cyber job.

So, when you're 18 you're no longer a kid? Lol, now that's funny!

[Yanal]

That means your still a minor(AKA kid)!

NEXT!

[The Ruler]

You yourself said only four so if Im a kid then so are you.

I see you failed to get my point.

What cyber job?:p

Toilet cleaning.

So, when you're 18 you're no longer a kid? Lol, now that's funny!

It's hilarious, right?

[Yanal]

I think bro Abdul Fattah fell towards your grouchiness<_<.

[Fardosa]

It's hilarious, right?[/QUOTE]

Lol i agree. This thread is quite amusing:)
:w:

[Yanal]

^ You mean the thread is right? It better not be the rulers '91 humour<_<

NEXT!

[Fardosa]

Nah not 'right' but alright.

[Fardosa]

what wrong with the year '91? Still didnt get the joke

[The Ruler]

what wrong with the year '91? Still didnt get the joke

That's just fine. It's Yanal's extremely poor attempt at hilarity.

[Yanal]

Past=the past=old=The Rulers old humour.

Maybe your her sister! DONT make me take out our friend.

NEXT!

[Yanal]

The ruler you are quite right I am just doing this to amuse myself.

NEXT!

[The Ruler]

Past=the past=old=Alpha Dynasty old humour.

Maybe your her sister! DONT make me take out our friend.

NEXT!

Ho, a typo there.

Don't make me shred you.

[Güven]

ho ho do I really need to step in?

[Yanal]

^ yeah she made a innocent post including the ruler into Alpha dynasty when she changed it,go go go!

NEXT!

[Beardo]

I'm guessing this is something to do with a skirmish between The Ruler and Yanal? Interesting. :awesome:

So what's the score? Whose up?

[Yanal]

To think of it,it is. 10-0 I have a 10 she has 0.

[piXie]

What are u training to be and what surprise is Alpha expecting?

[The Ruler]

To think of it,it is. 10-90 I have a 10 she has 90.

KTING. Typo young-nal. You missed the 9 before my zero.

[Yanal]

What are u training to be what surprise is Alpha
expecting?

dont know..it is a brother thing,you might find out in a few years.

KTING. Typo young-nal. You missed the 9 before my zero.

yup! And forgot to add another 0 with my 10.

[Ibn Abi Ahmed]

Interesting thread...:><:

[Yanal]

Marriage counselling is available on this thread,if thats what you were trying to find out...

[Ibn Abi Ahmed]

Aren't you cheeky :><:

[Yanal]

Maybe I am.

-This just in- Shaikh Al Nikah(AKA ME) has agreed to this offer generously so ask away!Our Shaikh is ready to answer insha'Allah.

[Re.TiReD]

Interesting thread...:><:

Marriage counselling is available on this thread,if thats what you were trying to find out...

Aren't you cheeky :><:

Maybe I am.

-This just in- Shaikh Al Nikah(AKA ME) has agreed to this offer generously so ask away!Our Shaikh is ready to answer insha'Allah.

Daym thats mean bro Maalik, in the fridge? :><:

[piXie]

How come u didn't name this thread Yanal Dynasty :><:

[The Ruler]

yup! And forgot to add another 0 with my 10.

Precisely. A zero right here: 010

[Yanal]

Alpha is my elder brother and deserves our clan to be named after him.

And the Ruler you are right!

[- IqRa -]

What kind of questions can we ask here brother?

[Yanal]

:salamext:

Any types sister:) if you really need a serious answer of a question then tell me before hand insha'Allah. even marriage counselling...

:w:

[Re.TiReD]

Why is Red Bull not giving me wings?

[Yanal]

Your a sister.

[ژاله]

why do you want yourself to be
alpha junior?
zAk II?
mikayeels partner?
what do you find in these legends?

[Yanal]

:sl:

I do not of this time.

:w:

[ژاله]

well,ok,why did you want to be so?

[Beardo]

well,ok,why did you want to be so?

Reasonable and understandable question. I thought something like "Ummati" or something woulda been more appealing. :thumbs_up

[Yanal]

:sl:

Well before I had many rolemodels on this forum which now is summed up to one and he is Prophet Muhammad(PBUH) but before I decided that,I had a ambition to become somebody by being someone else,that ambition alhumdulilah is now gone but the wound is constantly being fed by salt these days.

:w:

[ژاله]

i am sorry if it felt like feeding salt into the wound:)

[Yanal]

:sl:

No sister it's ok,it was an analogy used to determine and express my feeling of perspective you asked for. Alls well alhumdulilah:)

:w:

[- IqRa -]

What made you become practicing brother? Seeing your age, not a lot of people practice Islam at that age.

[Yanal]

:salamext:

To be honest the forums did,I kept reading about hell and heaven,Allah and the Prophets(PBUT) that changed me.I started with Ummah and ended up here.

:w: