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Fטлку
10-19-2009, 03:26 AM
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
'Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but Iknew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Nicholas.

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"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true.. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the school report that's on my desk"
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
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believeByHEART.
10-19-2009, 03:35 AM
LOL poor mother ahah.. Nice one dear:)
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Caller الداعي
10-19-2009, 07:10 AM
i thought it was another problem some1 needed help with lol
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Fטлку
10-19-2009, 07:13 AM
^ Seriously?!
;D
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
10-19-2009, 11:55 AM
;D;D;Di really thought it was something serious n felt sorry for the mom;D;D;D
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Caller الداعي
10-19-2009, 12:04 PM
but u know u kindof think these kinda incidents arent far off in our societies the signs of the last day are appearing !!! i mean just in this story how many signs are there :
1.rise in fornication
2.diobeying parents
3.high use of intoxications
4.rise in illigitmte kids
5.new diseases
6.prefering friends over parents!!!
7.women wearing clothes but still naked

anymore?
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zakirs
10-19-2009, 12:05 PM
Originally Posted by caller
i thought it was another problem some1 needed help with lol
Had it been true it would have been a really screwed up case :P
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Muslim Woman
10-19-2009, 12:16 PM
:sl:

Originally Posted by caller
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anymore?

Muslims are becoming shameless :embarrass , Muslims are growing in numbers but enemies are not afraid of them anymore etc etc.

btw , funny joke. Mum is lucky to escape a heart attack this time :statisfie
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- IqRa -
10-19-2009, 12:16 PM
Lol.......
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ژاله
10-24-2009, 08:43 PM
nice one :D
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Snowflake
10-24-2009, 11:30 PM
Did the mum live to read the school report? lol :eek:
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Innocent Soul
10-25-2009, 12:35 AM
Just :exhausted
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Mujahideen92
10-25-2009, 12:48 AM
Wowowowowow!!!
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Hayfa
10-25-2009, 01:01 AM
teehee that was hilarious :D
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Ali_008
10-25-2009, 02:02 AM
lol, nice idea by the way [:D]
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Fטлку
10-25-2009, 11:12 AM
^ i would have tried it but I don't think my mum would read the whole thing before she tracks me down and kills me... :hiding:
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Muslim Woman
10-25-2009, 11:16 AM
:sl:

Originally Posted by Fטлку
^ i would have tried it but I don't think my mum would read the whole thing before she tracks me down and kills me... :hiding:
haha , then write at the top that mom , pl. don't kill me till u finish reading the whole letter :p
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