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Fטлку
10-19-2009, 04:27 AM
Children's Science Exam Answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.


Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.


Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.


Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.


Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'.
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
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Misz_Muslimah
10-24-2009, 04:06 PM
Lol :p :giggling:
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
10-26-2009, 01:02 PM
lol.........
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Woodrow
10-26-2009, 01:16 PM
Kids! got to love them. I read a similar one years ago, but only remember one question from it. Adding it here.




Q. What is the Equator?

A. An imaginary lion that runs around the Earth.
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JaffaCake
11-04-2009, 01:31 PM
Someone gave me a book full of these and I passed it on to someone else, can't remember a thing :(
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OurIslamic
11-08-2009, 01:16 AM
Quite entertaining :p
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Rafeeq
11-08-2009, 06:31 AM
thanks for the thread
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Fטлку
11-15-2009, 12:10 PM
Originally Posted by Woodrow
Q. What is the Equator?
A. An imaginary lion that runs around the Earth.
:giggling: :giggling:
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meer5sd
11-16-2009, 11:22 AM
nice one......
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sohail1234
04-24-2013, 05:27 AM
assalam o alikum
buahahahha
who wrote this ????
hahahah superb literally
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