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sister herb
10-23-2009, 04:25 AM
If you receive an email entitled "Rumplestiltskin" delete it immediately. Do not open it. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Rumplestiltskin" message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam. It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

I repeat.... do not open it.

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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
10-23-2009, 12:48 PM
lol................
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OurIslamic
10-23-2009, 12:49 PM
There are lots of viruses like this.
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~Raindrop~
10-23-2009, 12:52 PM
salaam
lol and there was me thinking it was serious lol
wassalaam
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sister herb
10-23-2009, 01:12 PM
Originally Posted by aisha
salaam
lol and there was me thinking it was serious lol
wassalaam
You think it is not serious? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey; this virus may change your name in your birth certificate, change your sex from male to female and opposite and makes you totally bald!

Do not open it!

:phew
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sister herb
10-23-2009, 01:31 PM
Originally Posted by zÂk
send me one :hmm:
You are not serious; why you want virus who leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company?

;D
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~Raindrop~
10-23-2009, 01:41 PM
Originally Posted by sister harb
You think it is not serious? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey; this virus may change your name in your birth certificate, change your sex from male to female and opposite and makes you totally bald!

Do not open it!

:phew
lol lol iv already done that so shouldnt be a problem :D

aaaargh realise how that sounds, i meant change my name not anything else!!!!!!!!!:embarrass
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Misz_Muslimah
10-23-2009, 04:08 PM
Lol I thought it was gonna be a serious thread :p
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OurIslamic
10-23-2009, 10:24 PM
hehehehehehee
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Nájlá
10-24-2009, 06:24 PM
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
lol :D


This just reminded me of how stupid i can be, ask Danah how stupid i am when it comes to virus.
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