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Insaanah
10-25-2009, 02:43 PM
Assalaamu alaikum all, and sorry if this has been posted before.

A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wi fe and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

(I just love this)


'Frank , for the FIFTH flipping time, CHICKEN!'
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ژاله
10-25-2009, 02:57 PM
LOLOLOL this is so funny. :giggling:
btw great username. :thumbs_up
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~Raindrop~
10-25-2009, 02:58 PM
lol lol i like this one :D:D:D
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-25-2009, 03:38 PM
:sl:

LOL that is soooo funny!
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nebula
10-25-2009, 03:51 PM
LOL! he got TOLD!
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Misz_Muslimah
10-25-2009, 03:57 PM
L00L Nice One ;D
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
10-26-2009, 12:54 PM
rofl..............
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Innocent Soul
10-26-2009, 01:19 PM
He got the answer he want.:giggling:
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10-30-2009, 09:43 AM
:giggling:
I'm outta reps.. sorry :embarrass..I'll rep you later :)
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