~Raindrop~
10-25-2009, 08:37 PM
salaam
just got this in an email, thought id share
Some of them iv heard before, but not all
Enjoy :D
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
ReplyInsaanah
10-25-2009, 08:59 PM
Absolutely hilarious, sis aisha ;D These are soo cool! Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyMisz_Muslimah
10-25-2009, 09:00 PM
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Lol I loved these :D
Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyNσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-26-2009, 02:54 AM
Lol these r funnyyyy, i like the one wit the apple tree most ;D
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~Raindrop~
10-26-2009, 09:52 AM
^^lol that was my fave too :D
ReplyNσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-29-2009, 11:09 PM
Sorry I meant to say cherry tree! Not apple tree lolz. Thank you brotha Tilmeez LOL.
ReplyGuestFellow
10-29-2009, 11:14 PM
I find it funny when kids say why all the time....and so annoying that I just want to kill the little midget.
Replyumm junaid
10-30-2009, 12:28 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Guestfellow
I find it funny when kids say why all the time....and so annoying that I just want to kill the little midget.
lol now thats just annoyin, 'but why?'
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