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Danah
12-13-2009, 01:51 PM
got this by email

*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy*


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *Romance 9.5 *and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable programs such as *NEWS 5.0,* *MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*

*Conversation 8.0* no longer runs, and *Housecleaning 2.6* simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5.3* to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed


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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, *Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package, while *Husband 1.0* is an operating system.

Please enter command: *ithoughtyoulovedme. Html *and try to download*Tears 6.2* and do not forget to install the *Guilt 3.0* update. If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0*should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5...*

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause* Husband 1.0* to default to *Silence 2.5* or *Beer 6.1*.

Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *Snoring Loudly Beta.. *

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law 1.0*(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the *Boyfriend 5.0*program. These are unsupported applications and will crash *Husband 1.0*.

In summary, *Husband 1.0* is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: *Cooking 3.0* and *Good Looks 7.7.*

Good Luck Madam!*


Imagine life runs like that lol
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Raaina
12-13-2009, 01:58 PM
haha.. oh if only!
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Caller الداعي
12-13-2009, 02:25 PM
dat is funny !!!!
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MuslimahBarb
12-13-2009, 02:34 PM
:wa:

That is hilarious.;D;D;D;D
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Fטлку
12-14-2009, 03:31 PM
So true :p :giggling:
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Snowflake
12-14-2009, 03:46 PM
LOLLL sis Danah! :haha:
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cat eyes
12-14-2009, 04:00 PM
best joke ive heard in long time :giggling:
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Salahudeen
12-14-2009, 04:06 PM
LOL I wonder what version I am.
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MSalman
12-14-2009, 04:23 PM
:sl:

let us observe Islamic manners and not make up stories or share them to make others laugh. Such jokes are prohibited in Shari'ah and Allah knows best

PS: this (haraam) joke is duplicate of 'wife installation program' which has been flying on web since 4-5 years.
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Danah
12-14-2009, 05:34 PM
Originally Posted by islamiclife
:sl:

let us observe Islamic manners and not make up stories or share them to make others laugh. Such jokes are prohibited in Shari'ah and Allah knows best

PS: this (haraam) joke is duplicate of 'wife installation program' which has been flying on web since 4-5 years.
Seriously, I didn't think of it as a joke when I firstly read it few days ago.....don't know why :hmm:
but I think you are right on that now........jazakAllah khair for the naseeha. Its a made up story and not true!

Now can a mod close this thread please?
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Ali_008
12-14-2009, 05:46 PM
LOL :giggling:
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waqas maqsood
12-28-2009, 03:31 AM
Originally Posted by Danah
got this by email[B]




Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law 1.0*(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.


Imagine life runs like that lol

HAHAHA... Cracked me up...

Thank you for sharing
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