FREAK-A-ZOID
01-13-2010, 11:02 PM
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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ReplySawdah
01-14-2010, 12:18 AM
Lol. Jazakallah for the laughs sis. :D
ReplyInnocent Soul
01-14-2010, 01:39 AM
Assalmualaikum
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
This is too good. :giggling:
ReplyAlHoda
01-14-2010, 01:45 AM
Jazak'allahughair for sharing,
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
:lol:
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Ali_uk
01-20-2010, 10:01 PM
lol I needed a good laugh!
ReplyĞħαrєєвαħ
01-20-2010, 10:08 PM
Jazakallaah sis for the Jokes :) :D
Replymish mash
01-21-2010, 10:10 PM
that really cheered me up!!!
fanx!! :) :) :)
:D
Replysohail1234
04-24-2013, 05:24 AM
assalam o alikum
hahahahahah.... thanks for sharing... these jokes make my day awesome... lol
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