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Having heard some people in the UK, talking about Muslims conquering the island.
I like to say that they have nothing to worry about because if anyone did come to conquer, they’ll turn back anyway because;-
- one look at the females drinking and being sick in the early hours of the morning, and wearing indecent clothes is not appealing. +o(
-one look at the males drinking and being sick in the early hours of the morning is enough to turn anyone away. +o(
-one look at the disrespectful younger generation, is enough to turn anyone away, including cases of teenage girls beating up grandmothers.
- we don’t have enough time to convert all the pubs into Mosques as the Major signs of the Day of Judgement is upon us.
- of course Sharia Law is only for Muslims, which is a huge relief as its a lot of work to flog so many people.
If anyone would like to add anymore reassurances, it would be much appreciated.
I like to say that they have nothing to worry about because if anyone did come to conquer, they’ll turn back anyway because;-
- one look at the females drinking and being sick in the early hours of the morning, and wearing indecent clothes is not appealing. +o(
-one look at the males drinking and being sick in the early hours of the morning is enough to turn anyone away. +o(
-one look at the disrespectful younger generation, is enough to turn anyone away, including cases of teenage girls beating up grandmothers.
- we don’t have enough time to convert all the pubs into Mosques as the Major signs of the Day of Judgement is upon us.
- of course Sharia Law is only for Muslims, which is a huge relief as its a lot of work to flog so many people.

If anyone would like to add anymore reassurances, it would be much appreciated.
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