Awkward Salaam Moments

[Beardo]

My friend and I just had this conversation:

Ziyaad: well my indian friend looks muslim, so i was on the phone and i did this twice, i say ok asalamualaikum
me: looool
Ziyaad: then when im like, crapaap
me: whatd he say
xD
Ziyaad: then im like, oh no dude im talking to my mom what were you saying?
smooooth :)

[Cabdullahi]

I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

I walk in and see the halal sign

me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

salesman claimed that he is a Muslim and he slaugthered the animal ? It does not matter if a non-Muslims sells the meat as long as it was slaughtered by Muslims or people of the holy books.

And Allah Knows Best.

[tango92]

you should ask them to show you a halal certificate

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[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

I walk in and see the halal sign

me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !

Awesome, great way lol

[Cabdullahi]

Awesome, great way lol

Some guys are not even muslim....they pretend to be muslim when you say ASSALAMU ALEYKUM they hesistate and repeat what you say

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^I agree , hasnt happnd to me personally i think :-\ but wud be weird :-\

Maybe you shud say "wa alaykum salam" nex time , c the reply u get

and then I think we should tell em the correct way to greet their bro/sis in Islaam, by correcting em inshaAllaah

[manaal]

Rashad, are you collecting info for a thesis on "Awkward Moments"?

http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...d-moments.html



Stop the pollution! Threads should be merged.