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Endymion
02-27-2011, 05:51 PM
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2011. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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جوري
02-27-2011, 06:09 PM
bwahahaha.. this captures them all so well.. except for my grandpa.. my grandpa was ahead of his times .. or so I am told..
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yas2010
02-27-2011, 06:32 PM
Thank you for this. Best giggle i've had today. Jazak'Allah.
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Cabdullahi
02-27-2011, 07:05 PM
BBC anchor : We are led to believe that the chicken had highly explosive material strapped to its breast, these explosive could have been provided by the Islamists in the region of Kandahar.
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Al-Mufarridun
02-27-2011, 07:15 PM
Gaddafi: It was sent by Osama to steal my Crown. I swear, its on drugs. I'll fight it to the death.
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Zuzubu
02-27-2011, 07:18 PM
I didn't get it? xD
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Woodrow
02-27-2011, 09:13 PM
IB Administrator: All chicken jokes are to be posted in the halal food section and checked for accuracy before being approved.

:threadclo:
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Neelofar
02-27-2011, 11:42 PM
Whaaaaat =| I'm laughing and I don't even know why because I don't gerrit =( ahhhh ignorance is bliss? =P
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Ramadhan
02-28-2011, 01:57 AM
All capture the essence of those personalities, with the exception of Al Gore. He really never said he invented the internet, it's all urban myth.

Good fun though!
:D
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-28-2011, 02:08 AM
Originally Posted by Endymion
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
This is funny...
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Ummu Sufyaan
02-28-2011, 08:04 AM
Ummu Sufyaan: Where did this chicken and road thing originate from anyway :hmm:

^serious question.
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Ramadhan
02-28-2011, 08:10 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did...ss_the_road%3F
The origin of the riddle is obscure. It appeared in 1847 in The Knickerbocker, a New York monthly magazine:[1]
...There are 'quips and quillets' which seem actual conundrums, but yet are none. Of such is this: 'Why does a chicken cross the street?['] Are you 'out of town?' Do you 'give it up?' Well, then: 'Because it wants to get on the other side!' The joke may already have become widespread by the 1890s, when a variant version appeared in the magazine Potter's American Monthly:[2]
Why should not a chicken cross the road?It would be a fowl proceeding.
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Revert 2010
03-05-2011, 08:01 PM
To get a tan lol : )
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Beardo
03-05-2011, 08:12 PM
Muslim: Is it HALAAL?!

Me: IS THERE A KFC AROUND HERE? I'M STARVING. JUST TAKE THE DARN CHICKEN AND GIMME SOME FOOD, YO.
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Zuzubu
03-05-2011, 08:27 PM
To go to the other side of the road.
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