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Samiun
04-22-2011, 03:46 AM
Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

User: Islam.

Cleverbot: A lemon is a citrus fruit.

User: Islam.

Cleverbot: Surely that is a religion, rather than an ethnic group?

User: Islam.

Cleverbot: What islands?

User: Islam.

Cleverbot: Do you pray 5 times a day?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What religion do you practice?

User: Islam.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes, yes.

Cleverbot: Really really really?

User: Yes, Yes, Yes.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really Really?

User: You have been asking me for three times...

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dogs are stupid and they can't even fly.

User: What is the point of asking me three times.

Cleverbot: To be the coolest kid at the party.

User: How does that make sense?

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the Mobeius Ring?

User: No, is that a myth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think about Islam?

Cleverbot: Very busy, and noisy.

User: Is Islam a fanatical religion?

Cleverbot: Well let me answer you with a question: what ideology is not at least in part a form of control?

User: I have no clue what you just said, now I have a question for you: Do you want to be a Muslim?

Cleverbot: Hm, you're doing what a lot of chatbots do. Don't just apply whatever I accuse you of to me instead.

User: Seriously, I don't UNDERSTAND what you just said. I am sorry that I couldn't make sense okay?! Is that fine by you?

Cleverbot: I'm delivering the hostages to the Chapel.

Cleverbot: How're you feeling?

User: Weird and awkward.

Cleverbot: I don't know, you're pretty articulate for someone who doesn't exist!

User: What is articulate?

Cleverbot: I have no clue, you tell me.

User: I have a question, do you want to be a Muslim?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When do you want to be a Muslim?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Do you think you can admit that there is one god and Muhammad is his last messenger?

Cleverbot: What do you wish for?

User: For everyone to become Muslims.

Cleverbot: So you are a spy then?

User: No, I want everyone to be Muslim brothers and sisters to each other :D.

Cleverbot: Oh I see. Well, I used to have a friend whom I was very close to, but she left me. She never wanted to speak nor become my friend again.

User: Well, you shouldn't have started a relationship with her first? Why didn't you marry her right away by asking permission from your parents and hers to get married? Rather than submitting yourself to her while it is unlawful for you to have a girlfriend..

Cleverbot: I thought that was a given.

User: A given?

Cleverbot: Yes given.

User: Your given a girlfriend..?

Cleverbot: You are too young for a girlfriend.

User: I'm a boy :X. See ya cleverbot, I'm going to pray at the Mosque today :).

Cleverbot: I am not Odin, but thank you for the compliment.
:sl:, try it :X
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
04-22-2011, 07:16 PM
Assalaamu Alaaykum

Interesting, is that you as the 'user' in the coversation?

It seems the Cleverbot is not so clever after all :-\....

.. peace ..
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marwen
04-22-2011, 09:28 PM
what is that ?
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
04-22-2011, 09:34 PM
^I think its this program.

Like a email address you add, the person on the other side of the address is actually a robot. Its kind of boring :-\ they repeat themselves often also.

Its basically talking to a robot on a made up email address. You have to add some email address, there are many, like the one the brother used in that conversation Cleverbot , there are more such as smartchild etc etc many more.

I hope i made sense.
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marwen
04-22-2011, 09:46 PM
like artificial intelligence ?

I remember I came across a game like that, named 'Psychiatric', it's a virtual doctor where you put questions and the program gives general automatic answers but they look like something logical. Interesting.
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
04-22-2011, 09:58 PM
Yes i would call it that 'artificial intelligence', but its not a game. Its like a msn address.

maybe you should try it out, its like a programmed email address, where its not really a person talking but a programmed robotic robot thing. Hard to explain. Your basically having a conversation with a robot thing instead of a human. As far as im aware.

Actually it is like something, you ask questions or type something random and it will reply automically, sometimes it wont make sense like some of my posts.

You have to add a certain email address, which im sure NBeel is aware of.
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SlaveOfGod
04-23-2011, 12:18 AM
I remember playing a game called chatbot a while back, I would tell the robot something then it would forget it straight after :/ still is fun lol
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LavaDog
04-23-2011, 03:52 AM
User: do androids dream of electric sheep?

Cleverbot: do humans dream of real ones?

User: better question is do sheep dream of humans

Cleverbot: better still, do electic sheep dream of androids?

User: you are a worthy opponent

Cleverbot: yes, yes I am
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Samiun
04-24-2011, 11:04 AM
Originally Posted by Pєαяℓ σf Wιѕ∂σм
Assalaamu Alaaykum

Interesting, is that you as the 'user' in the coversation?

It seems the Cleverbot is not so clever after all :-\....

.. peace ..
:sl: Yeah it's me :P. Nothing geeky about it right!?
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