Atm operation instructions for male & females

[peaceandlove]

Read this in a forum paklinks.com . Like it so want to share it with you people


MALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2.Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone..
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[Flame of Hope]

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

rofl. This is so wonderfully hilarious! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Jazakallah khair for putting a big smile upon my face this morning. :)

[Human_Being]

Lol funny but like most of it isnt true

[in jihad]

Lol funny but like most of it isnt true

It is funny true or not. :)

thanks brother for posting.

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[Human_Being]

It is funny true or not. :)

Its just cuz peaceandlove was sayin its mostly true but he's wrong theres onle a few women like this and some men too

[Muezzin]

You have drive thru ATMs?

Wow.

Do they serve fries?

[abdussattar]

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

is it possible to drive with parking break on?

[Futuwwa]

It is indeed possible, with some effort. I heard second-hand about a case here about a guy who had forgotten on the parking break and driven merrily on the motorway. Only at home when he parked it in the garage did he notice that he had forgotten the parking break on. He went inside. A short while later one of his friends called him to inform him that his garage is on fire.

[peaceandlove]

Human_Being Its just cuz peaceandlove was sayin its mostly true but he's wrong theres onle a few women like this and some men too

Brother, it not I am saying that all women do that , Its just a fun statement and I already mentioned I had taken it from somewhere else

is it possible to drive with parking break on?

Yes, atleast old ones cars. as I myself done this few times.

[AishaRayann]

hehe funny..only some of it true though..more like woman not hang up phone..but struggle holding it between her ear and neck.. :P yes u can drive with parking break on...my mom done it several time..makes it feel funny.

[Amanda]

lol... that's cute :)

[Human_Being]

Brother, it not I am saying that all women do that , Its just a fun statement and I already mentioned I had taken it from somewhere else

Im not a brother, brother.