Neverending story

[Who Am I?]

so he put them in his pocket

(yep... a fly with pockets. Deal with it.)

[Periwinkle18]

and kept throwing them at frogs take tht he said

[Azraq]

the frog got really mad

[Periwinkle18]

and started jumping

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[Azraq]

the frog jumped so high

[Periwinkle18]

tht he bumped his head :p

[Who Am I?]

on the clouds

[Periwinkle18]

he got wet cuz it

[Who Am I?]

was a very rainy day

[Scimitar]

then his parachute failed ;D

[Who Am I?]

so he grabbed Patrick Swayze (Point Break reference)

[Periwinkle18]

and they both fell with a

[Who Am I?]

bounce onto a trampoline

[Periwinkle18]

and fell on the ground with a

[Who Am I?]

huge crash as he broke his wing

[Azraq]

suddenly a huge explosion happened

[Periwinkle18]

there was a black hole

[Scimitar]

and another story started ;D

[Who Am I?]

(neutron star collapses, black hole, end of the universe. Game over, man)

with a Big Bang

[Periwinkle18]

the boy looked around and

[Scimitar]

realised he's woken up and

[Periwinkle18]

is on mars with some

[Azraq]

tall blue people who were

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

but it was not sugar that was colored red and blue ^o) it was tiny crystal men who felt down n was really sad :unhappy: then remembered it's sunnah to smile! :) but you're scared by that scared of the unknown :nervous: because his breath was from the abyss so he bought some gum to overcome his fear! :p he chewed n chewed buh the gum lost its flavor :( it tasted like intestines +o(

So he had to spit it out but then he felt like it again so he grabbed the gum he spat out :\ and threw up afta tht so he slipped in his vomit :skeleton: and bumped his head through which he lost his memory :heated:

He felt very lonely he started calling everyone mommy :p and suddenly something hopped onto his foot, it was a froggy. :omg: he started speaking the froggy said im a prince :p and he replied to the froggy saying, "you are crazy if u r even thinking I'm gonna kiss you dude, :D u got it all wrong" :hmm:

the froggy made a sad face :unahppy: and hopped onto a lily pad and ate a fly :skeleton: buh it didnt taste good so the frog also had to vomit :D then the fly he had vomited got up and began to talk. :skeleton:

the fly said: bring me a lemon! :shade: so I can clean the oven :D so that i can cook something really good and he started baking a cake with chocolate frosting buh the flame was too high :raging: n it burned the cake to a nice crisp :statisfie he screamed Chocolate chips!! yayy :D

so he put them in his pocket and kept throwing them at frogs ^o) take tht he said the frog got really mad :nervous: and started jumping ;D the frog jumped so high tht he bumped his head :P on the clouds he got wet cuz it was a very rainy day then his parachute failed so he grabbed Patrick Swayze (Point Break reference) and they both fell with a bounce onto a trampoline :heated:

and fell on the ground with a huge crash :omg: as he broke his wing suddenly a huge explosion happened :phew there was a black hole and

another story started ;D with a Big Bang the boy looked around :heated: and realised he's woken up :hiding: and is on mars :nervous: with some tall blue people :exhausted who were :p...

[Who Am I?]

clearly not Smurfs

(I dislike the Smurfs)

[Scimitar]

but he had blue sunglasses on, so

[Who Am I?]

they looked like floating heads

[Periwinkle18]

but they werent floating they were

(smurfs r cute :p)

[Scimitar]

giant blue smarties from space

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[Periwinkle18]

granny ate them cuz she thought

[Scimitar]

they were super granny pills and

[Periwinkle18]

granny fell asleep

[Scimitar]

dreaming about getting high with batman:



;D

[Periwinkle18]

then she woke up cuz

[Scimitar]

her head was in a bowl of cornflakes

[Jedi_Mindset]

she pulled her head out of the..

[Scimitar]

cornflakes and thought

[Periwinkle18]

little ali wanted cookies so he

[Jedi_Mindset]

so, he sneaked to the cupboard..

[Scimitar]

[^o)granny had 2 personalities]

[Periwinkle18]

buh granny woke up and shouted

(i thought some one would write tht he woke granny up cuz he wanted the cookies :p)

[Scimitar]

"where my cookies at" and

[Jedi_Mindset]

And she jumped out of her...

[Periwinkle18]

bed buh they were all gone

[Who Am I?]

because the dog ate them

(my dog ate some choccos once)

[Periwinkle18]

both ali and granny cried

[peace_maker]

and ran after the dog :p

[Haya emaan]

but the dog jumped out of the window

(dont know if dogs can do that:hmm:)

[Chocolate]

and landed on the trampoline

[Galaxy]

and gets pregnant with humans

like the dog has human babies, not procreating with them+o( subhanallah I am messed up

[Chocolate]

:hiding:

[Who Am I?]

but the dog jumped out of the window

(dont know if dogs can do that:hmm:)

Dogs can totally jump out of a window. Mine have done it, and one of my Mom's dogs jumped out of a moving car.

OK, back to the story, then...

[Periwinkle18]

sam goes to the ice cream shop

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

clearly not Smurfs ^o) but he had blue sunglasses on, :skeleton: so they looked like floating heads +o( but they werent floating :heated: they were :nervous: giant blue smarties from space

granny ate them :unsure: cuz she thought they were super granny pills :nervous: and granny fell asleep dreaming about getting high with batman: :statisfie then she woke up cuz her head was in a bowl of cornflakes ^o) she pulled her head out of the cornflakes :heated: and thought little ali wanted cookies so he so, ;D

he sneaked to the cupboard [granny had 2 personalities] :hmm: buh granny woke up :omg: and shouted "where my cookies at" :raging: and And she jumped out of her bed :skeleton: buh they were all gone :exhausted because the dog ate them

both ali and granny cried :unhappy: and ran after the dog :p but the dog jumped out of the window :D and landed on the trampoline :shade: and gets pregnant with humans OK, then sam goes to the ice cream shop :hmm:

[Galaxy]

and then he dies from

[Who Am I?]

pneumonia and a broken heart

[Galaxy]

so the worms eat him

[Periwinkle18]

and grow really big

[Al-bint]

and they started to rule the planet

[Periwinkle18]

Mars!!!

[Who Am I?]

But this Mars was made of cheese...

[Al-bint]

so they started eating it and within no time... it was half gone!

[Periwinkle18]

buh jerry said wait i need some for

[Who Am I?]

my burrito.... with hot sauce.

[Periwinkle18]

he ate so much tht

[Abz2000]

Munni got a tummy-ache and she had a zinc tablet

[Periwinkle18]

her stomach was upset

(lol @ munni :p)

[Who Am I?]

(I confess to not getting the munni reference)

with her taste buds for eating

[Abz2000]

1000 calories per day

[Periwinkle18]

she screamed for more ice cream

[real islam]

your---

[Periwinkle18]

favourite belgium chocolate!!!

[Abz2000]

but they gave her tesco vanilla

[Who Am I?]

(is that anything like French vanilla?)

except that it was blue

[Periwinkle18]

he found out it was

[Abz2000]

bluebells mixed with vanilla

[Periwinkle18]

and chocolate chips

[Endymion]

Eventually,it all fell down on new carpet :skeleton:

[Chocolate]

which infact was a pancake

[Azraq]

the pancake rolled itself up

[Periwinkle18]

and went into the pan

[Who Am I?]

and sought out some maple syrup

(because you can't have the pancakes without syrup)

[Periwinkle18]

and some chocolate sauce

[Abz2000]

and some clams

[Periwinkle18]

which stuck to his nose

[Abz2000]

so he closed his mouth and took a deep breath thru his nose

[Periwinkle18]

buh he couldnt breath

[Who Am I?]

(pancakes with clams? You're sick, man...)

because someone had stolen his nose.

[Al-bint]

it made him feel better!

[Periwinkle18]

cuz it was bac on his face

[Al-bint]

though bigger than before... ;D

[Periwinkle18]

it covered his face

[Abz2000]

and he died

[Al-bint]

his remnants started to decompose

[Chocolate]

in the desert:hmm:

[Periwinkle18]

and plants began to grow

[Silent Peace]

and the birds

[Chocolate]

circled around in groups

[Al-bint]

yes the birds! the plants ate the birds!

[Periwinkle18]

the evil pitcher plant ate the birdie

[Who Am I?]

and the giant carniferns became sentient

(I wrote a story about that once)

[Periwinkle18]

and withered

(what does sentient mean??)

[Al-bint]

it started raining!

[Abz2000]

and the clouds gathered

(Sentience is the ability to feel, perceive or be conscious, or to have subjective experiences)

[Who Am I?]

(sentient is another way of saying intelligent)

soon the clouds burst

[Galaxy]

and devoured everyone on earth

[Periwinkle18]

and was thirsty

[Al-bint]

so they went in search of water

[Haya emaan]

but there was no water

[Endymion]

They decided to make a ladder,tall enough to reach the clouds...

[Who Am I?]

But then someone ate it.

[Endymion]

It was a small donkey wearing red socks...

[Periwinkle18]

and a polka doted hat

[Who Am I?]

(oh, please let it be purple with pink polka dots...)

He was also wearing red shoes.

[Al-bint]

he was goin to market to buy a red matching shirt

[Endymion]

And thinking why am i wearing shoes over shoes ... :hmm:

[Endymion]

Ouch.. You get there before i do :hmm:
Ok lets go with Al Bint's line.

On his way to market,he saw...

[Al-bint]

he felt hungry again

[Who Am I?]

so he bought a burrito.

[Endymion]

Looking at him,a surprised Dino thought ...

[Al-bint]

on seeing the dino, the donkey ran for his life

[Periwinkle18]

buh slipped while he was running

[Abz2000]

And fell on a cloud

[Periwinkle18]

and went up in the sky

[Endymion]

But his tail stuck in a star :skeleton:

[Periwinkle18]

and the shooting star went

[Abz2000]

to mars where all the kafirs went to escape from the Muslims

[Periwinkle18]

buh they couldnt hide frm them

[Haya emaan]

and so left for Pluto

[Endymion]

When he reached there,he came to know its not a planet any more so ...

[Azraq]

they decided to chill in outer space

[yahia12]

with Darth vader and Chewbacca who


/;D

[Periwinkle18]

made them eat brocolli

[Who Am I?]

(awesome... totally awesome. A freakin' dinosaur post, man. Reps to Endymion for that one...)

But it wasn't real broccoli...

[Periwinkle18]

they were leaves boiled in tomato juice :p

[Who Am I?]

so he didn't eat them

[Periwinkle18]

instead he stuffed it in the other persons mouth

[Galaxy]

and bit your hand off

[Periwinkle18]

buh the blood didn't come out

[Who Am I?]

because it had frozen

[Periwinkle18]

cuz of the cold weather

[Al-bint]

so it started to snow :statisfie

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

and then he dies from pneumonia and a broken heart so the worms eat him +o( and grow really big ^o) and they started to rule the planet :nervous: Mars!!! :phew But this Mars was made of cheese so they started eating it:omg: and within no time... it was half gone! ;D buh jerry said wait i need some for my burrito.... with hot sauce. :statisfie

he ate so much tht Munni got a tummy-ache :phew and she had a zinc tablet her stomach was upset with her taste buds for eating 1000 calories per day :raging: she screamed for more ice cream your favourite belgium chocolate! but they gave her tesco vanilla :heated: except that it was blue :skeleton: he found out it was bluebells mixed with vanilla and chocolate chips :hmm:

Eventually,it all fell down on new carpet :skeleton: which infact was a pancake the pancake rolled itself up ^o) and went into the pan and sought out some maple syrup and some chocolate sauce and some clams so he closed his mouth :hiding: and took a deep breath thru his nose :exhausted buh he couldnt breath because someone had stolen his nose. it made him feel better! :statisfie

cuz it was bac on his face though bigger :p than before it covered his face and he died his remnants started to decompose in the desert +o( and plants began to grow and the birds circled around in groups yes the birds! :omg: the plants ate the birds! :phew the evil pitcher plant ate the birdie and the giant carniferns became sentient and withered it started raining! :skeleton: and the clouds gathered soon the clouds burst :heated:

and devoured everyone on earth +o( and was thirsty so they went in search of water but there was no water They decided to make a ladder,tall enough to reach the clouds But then someone ate it. :heated: It was a small donkey wearing red socks and a polka doted hat :nervous:

He was also wearing red shoes. ^o)he was goin to market to buy a red matching shirt On his way to market,he saw he felt hungry again so he bought a burrito. Looking at him,a surprised Dino thought

on seeing the dino, the donkey ran for his life :phew buh slipped :hmm: while he was running And fell on a cloud and went up in the sky :nervous:

But his tail stuck in a star :skeleton: and the shooting star went to mars +o( where all the kafirs went to escape from the Muslims buh they couldnt hide frm them :D and so left for Pluto :unsure: When he reached there,he came to know its not a planet any more :omg: so they decided to chill in outer space with Darth vader and Chewbacca who made them eat brocolli :hmm:

But it wasn't real broccoli they were leaves boiled in tomato juice :p so he didn't eat them instead he stuffed it in the other persons mouth :skeleton: and bit your hand off buh the blood didn't come out because it had frozen cuz of the cold weather :hiding: so it started to snow :satisfie:

[Abz2000]

but he was feeling hot

[Periwinkle18]

sweat trickled down his forehead

[Haya emaan]

so he sat down to take some rest

[Periwinkle18]

and drank gatorade :p

[Who Am I?]

lemon lime flavo(u)r

[Scimitar]

and his feet were wet,

[Al-bint]

and he by chance stepped on a connected wire

[Periwinkle18]

and Allah called him home....

lemon lime flavo(u)r

i used to love lemon lime flavour used to hav it wen i was in Hong kong

[Galaxy]

and he rested, then died:skeleton:

[Periwinkle18]

the snake was really sad

[Galaxy]

so he buried him and

[Endymion]

A plant appear on his grave and lots of donkeys were hanging on it :muddlehea

[Al-bint]

each donkey wanted revenge :raging::raging:

wasalaam!

[Who Am I?]

Revenge for the camels!

[Abz2000]

Who were thirsty

[Periwinkle18]

and wanted milk

[Revert 2010]

And got the hump

[Who Am I?]

one hump or two?

[Periwinkle18]

he asked

[Azraq]

suddenly there was a flash

[Periwinkle18]

the cow jumped over the moon

[Revert 2010]

as she had lost her mind

[Periwinkle18]

and couldnt find it :p

[Innocent Soul]

then it suddenly started

[Who Am I?]

(did the cow check under the couch cushions? Every time I lose my mind, it's always there...)

to rain fish

[Endymion]

With fishes,there dropped some alligators as well ...

[Periwinkle18]

but they werent yummy cuz there was no tar tar sauce

[Who Am I?]

(fish without tar tar sauce is not fish. It's crap)

So the people lamented their fate

[Periwinkle18]

buh then became happy cuz they got honey mustard sauce and thousand island sauce instead

(sowy i know its too long :P)

[Who Am I?]

(Honey mustard is good... on chicken. I don't eat fish)

and there was much rejoicing

[Periwinkle18]

cuz it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs :P

(loved tht movie, hav to stop watching them now inshaAllah )

[Who Am I?]

(never heard of that movie. Now I want to google it. Thanks, periwinkle. :p)

And behold, it rained marinara

[Periwinkle18]

ppl started collecting stuff

(finally someone replied)

[Who Am I?]

but all of the stuff had marinara on it.

[Revert 2010]

and goats were lashed with as it poured with meatballs.

[Who Am I?]

(goats rule. I want to get a goat and put it in my backyard for lawnmowing)

But the goats did create cheese...

[Periwinkle18]

and i used it to make pizza

[Al-bint]

the sheep wanted to play now

(finally something other than food!)

P.S. are you two by any chance fasting? just asking ;D

wasalaam!

[Periwinkle18]

and he wanted to eat too :p

( i love food, well i love making it, dun like eating much)

lol no just had breakfast alhumdulillah

[Cynosure92]

but the Shepard came along. -.-

[Al-bint]

he realized that the sheep had developed a protruding belly due to over eating!

[Periwinkle18]

they had to slaughter it :ooh:

[Endymion]

As the sheep saw the butcher ...

[Abz2000]

They all charged at butcher jones

[Al-bint]

and ate him up!

[Periwinkle18]

then lil timmy vomitted him out :p

[Who Am I?]

(well, this took an interesting turn...)

Lassie was shocked at what Timmy had done...

[Al-bint]

and started scolding timmy

[Periwinkle18]

and he threw up on her

[Who Am I?]

(noooooooooooo.. not my dog!! I have a collie...)

She rolled around in it (because that's what dogs do)

[Periwinkle18]

buh mrs whishy washy got mad

[Who Am I?]

and hosed the dog down

(that's the only way I can give my dogs a bath because they hate water)

[Periwinkle18]

n used soap n two big brushes

[Azraq]

but he was feeling hot. sweat trickled down his forehead so he sat down to take some rest :exhaustedand drank gatorade lemon lime flavo(u)r and his feet were wet, and he by chance stepped on a connected wire and Allah called him home.... and he rested, then died. the snake was really sad. so he buried him and A plant appeared on his grave and lots of donkeys were hanging on it. each donkey wanted revenge:raging:. Revenge for the camels! Who were thirsty and wanted milk And got the hump. one hump or two? he asked. suddenly there was a flash.:skeleton: the cow jumped over the moon as she had lost her mind and couldnt find it then it suddenly started to rain fish With fishes,there dropped some alligators as well ... but they werent yummy cuz there was no tar tar sauce o the people lamented their fate buh then became happy cuz they got honey mustard sauce and thousand island sauce instead and there was much rejoicing cuz it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs :P And behold, it rained marinara ppl started collecting stuff but all of the stuff had marinara on it. and goats were lashed with as it poured with meatballs. But the goats did create cheese... and i used it to make pizza the sheep wanted to play now and he wanted to eat too but the Shepard came along. -.- he realized that the sheep had developed a protruding belly due to over eating! they had to slaughter it. As the sheep saw the butcher ... They all charged at butcher jones and ate him up! then lil timmy vomitted him out+o(. Lassie was shocked at what Timmy had done... and started scolding timmy and he threw up on her She rolled around in it (because that's what dogs do) buh mrs whishy washy got mad and hosed the dog down n used soap n two big brushes

[Who Am I?]

the dogs ran back out into the yard after bath time

(because that's what dogs do... :heated: )

[Periwinkle18]

and got dirty again

[Azraq]

meanwhile a man pops out

[Revert 2010]

and did the robot dance

[Abz2000]

but the robots were offended

[Who Am I?]

because that's how goons dance

(and they also eat gulab jamuns at the computer like I am doing now)

[Galaxy]

and the imam disapproves of

[Periwinkle18]

dancing like goons

( i love gulab jamunss!!! )

[Bambino]

because his pot belly

[Who Am I?]

(it's called a goongut :p)

was shaking like a.... something that shakes really bad (sorry, I can't think right now)

[Periwinkle18]

a milk shake

[Al-bint]

and felt nausea...

[Periwinkle18]

and threw up cuz he shaked alot

[جوري]

so they took him to the hospital and the docs intubated him and he was diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome...

[Who Am I?]

He died. The end.

[جوري]

the attending physician fired the resident for signing the death certificate and ordering an autopsy while the trauma team were reviving him..

[Who Am I?]

because they just wanted to play with their new difibrillator.

[Periwinkle18]

and do experiments on the dead person

(whts Guillain-Barre syndrome?)

[Insanely.Krazii]

Guillain-Barre syndrome is a serious disorder that occurs when the body's defense (immune) system mistakenly attacks part of the nervous system. This leads to nerve inflammation that causes muscle weakness. ^o)

[جوري]

hence he was intubated and not dead I repeat not dead, said the attending in an M&M conference while questioning the resident's qualifications

[Periwinkle18]

yayyyyy we saved him said dr bob

[Insanely.Krazii]

Dr. Bob? ;D

So then he left and the first thing he did was create a time machine

[Periwinkle18]

and went back to the future :P

( couldnt think of any name and bob always sounds funny :P)

[Insanely.Krazii]

In the future, he found out that robots ruled the world and only one thing could destroy them which is....

(and what is the dude's name?)

[Periwinkle18]

Superman!!! :P

[Insanely.Krazii]

Haha good one :D Hmm.. what next..

[Periwinkle18]

was wht superman said...

[Revert 2010]

when he wrestled a mule......

[Insanely.Krazii]

then was forced to challenge Batman and Spiderman, and the one who won was...

[Revert 2010]

was the mule who too all their super powers.

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

the dogs ran back out into the yard after bath time and got dirty again :heated: meanwhile a man pops out ^o) and did the robot dance but the robots were offended :hmm: because that's how goons dance :omg: and the imam disapproves of dancing like goons because his pot belly was shaking like a something that shakes really bad a milk shake and felt nausea and threw up cuz he shaked alot :phew

so they took him to the hospital :exhausted and the docs intubated him and he was diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome +o( He died. :skeleton: the attending physician fired the resident for signing the death certificate and ordering an autopsy :nervous:

while the trauma team were reviving him because they just wanted to play with their new difibrillator. :shade: and do experiments on the dead person :D hence he was intubated and not dead :) I repeat not dead, said the attending in an M&M conference while questioning the resident's qualifications :unsure:

yayyyyy we saved him said dr bob :giggling: So then he left and the first thing he did was create a time machine and went back to the future :p

In the future, he found out that robots ruled the world :p and only one thing could destroy them which is Superman!!! :p was wht superman said :D

when he wrestled a mule then was forced to challenge Batman :raging: and Spiderman, and the one who won was was the mule who too all their super powers. :hiding:

[Who Am I?]

Man, I miss my mule...

[Periwinkle18]

said the big bad wolf

[Al-bint]

so he went out to find him...

[Periwinkle18]

and he huffed and puffed buh couldnt

[Insanely.Krazii]

so he decided to adopt a dragon instead who suddenly disappeared mid-flight (because he was a crappy dragon) and left the man hanging thousands of feet above ground...

[Periwinkle18]

so he decided to adopt a dragon instead who suddenly disappeared mid-flight (because he was a crappy dragon) and left the man hanging thousands of feet above ground...

(wow thts long lol i think the rule was 5 words :p)

train ur dragon said oliver

[Who Am I?]

A dragon? What dragon?

[Al-bint]

i will but on a condition...

[Insanely.Krazii]

(wow thts long lol i think the rule was 5 words )

Oh sorry didn't know about the rule lol.

i will but on a condition...

"You must take me back to the present..."

[Periwinkle18]

other wise ur gng to the past

[Who Am I?]

All the way back to the Mesozoic...

[Periwinkle18]

where u can eat camel skin

( whts Mesozoic?? :p)

[Who Am I?]

(Mesozioc - Age of Dinosaurs)

but only if it is a Dinocamel...

[Scimitar]

or cardboard from a ciggy-pack :D

[Periwinkle18]

noooo said Sam i don't

[Scimitar]

as he fried lizard tail

[Periwinkle18]

sam threw up then n there

[Scimitar]

then it came down and

[Periwinkle18]

punched him in the nose

[Who Am I?]

for 2D6 worth of crushing damage...

(gamer joke)

[Periwinkle18]

his nose started to bleed

(^ didnt get it :p)

[Who Am I?]

(dice. You roll two 6-sided dice and add the numbers together)

but the blood was not red...