Neverending story

[Novice]

I've decided to take a small break from asking Islamic questions (I hope Abz won't be too upset :)), and indulge in some creative fun.

The rules of the game: Every user posts one word, corresponding to the last, thus continuing the story.

I'll begin:

I

[Abz2000]

Died................. :shade:

[Novice]

-_-

but..........

[Muhaba]

life.................................

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[abdussattar]

is..................

[Ramadhan]

beautiful :D

[Abz2000]

So....................

[Innocent Soul]

I..................

[Ramadhan]

chose


.......

[Ghazalah]

To.............


Being allowed something like three words would be better I think...

[Innocent Soul]

live................

[Pure Purple]

every..........

[Innocent Soul]

moment..............

[Pure Purple]

is precious.

[Ghazalah]

^That's two words :p


But.................

[Pure Purple]

that............

[Futuwwa]

(Someone should compile the story so far so it gets easier to follow. I'll do it now)

I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that...

(Carry on. And mind punctuation or off you'll go to Grammar Auschwitz :p)

[SFatima]

It....

(sorry could only use one word:/)

[Abz2000]

(but that it??????????????
HUH???????????)


isn't

[Zafran]

Salaam

so.......


peace

[tw009]

I................

[Ramadhan]

jump


..................

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

higher.

(12 geeky characters)

[Haya emaan]

to..............

[Ansariyah]

Conquer.....

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Geeks!


........................

[Abz2000]

(I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks)

(hmmmm....)

yes

[alhamdulilaah]

..................... indeed..........................................

[Ghazalah]

People..............

[Abz2000]

are.........................

[Ghazalah]

Ungrateful.............

[Novice]

To.............


Being allowed something like three words would be better I think...

Yes, you are correct. Let's make it five.


(I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks, yes indeed, people are ungrateful.)

Thus, my journey in a

[Novice]

EDIT: Thus, my journey began in

[alhamdulilaah]

a dark forest by the

[Ghazalah]

big castle, I saw a......

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

huge scary geeky human! *scared*

[Ghazalah]

So I ran all the way too.......

[alhamdulilaah]

but Scary geeky made me

[Who Am I?]

play board games and do math problems.

[alhamdulilaah]

After a while I thought

[Revert 2010]

Chicken wearing a monocle......

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

What's wrong with me? *worries*

[alhamdulilaah]

So, I try to take

[Abz2000]

a hike off the cliff

[alhamdulilaah]

but found myself totally in

[Abz2000]

Fear of landing in hell

[alhamdulilaah]

which made me jump to

[Abz2000]

Reality and finally wake up!

[alhamdulilaah]

I looked at the clock

[joyous fairy]

And to my great surprise..

[Abz2000]

I was late for kindergarten

[alhamdulilaah]

so skipped out of town

[Abz2000]

And drove to the riverside

[Aprender]

Where I found a new

[joyous fairy]

Bridge, swaying side to side...

[alhamdulilaah]

while on the other side

[Abz2000]

There was an evil troll

[alhamdulilaah]

so went to the other

[Abz2000]

Side and killed it dead

[alhamdulilaah]

but to my surprise it

[abdussattar]

came back to life and

[Novice]

offered me chocolate-covered cheese

[Innocent Soul]

I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks, yes indeed, people are ungrateful. Thus, my journey began in a dark forest by the big castle, I saw a huge scary geeky human! *scared*. So I ran all the way too but Scary geeky made me play board games and do math problems. After a while I thought Chicken wearing a monocle. What's wrong with me? *worries*. So, I try to take a hike off the cliff but found myself totally in Fear of landing in hell which made me jump to Reality and finally wake up! I looked at the clock And to my great surprise I was late for kindergarten so skipped out of town. And drove to the riverside. Where I found a new Bridge, swaying side to side while on the other side. There was an evil troll so went to the other side and killed it dead but to my surprise it came back to life and offered me chocolate-covered cheese...

:phew

[Ramadhan]

and then Godzilla crushed the troll

[Abz2000]

and then the helicopters came

[Novice]

to blow Godzilla up. Next,

[Novice]

I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks, yes indeed, people are ungrateful. Thus, my journey began in a dark forest by the big castle, I saw a huge scary geeky human! *scared*. So I ran all the way too but Scary geeky made me play board games and do math problems. After a while I thought Chicken wearing a monocle. What's wrong with me? *worries*. So, I try to take a hike off the cliff but found myself totally in Fear of landing in hell which made me jump to Reality and finally wake up! I looked at the clock And to my great surprise I was late for kindergarten so skipped out of town. And drove to the riverside. Where I found a new Bridge, swaying side to side while on the other side. There was an evil troll so went to the other side and killed it dead but to my surprise it came back to life and offered me chocolate-covered cheese...

:phew

Best. Novel. Ever. ;D

[Periwinkle18]

^ true :)

i ate a chocolate sunday

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

then geeky human said "Let's ......

[Periwinkle18]

go and have some pizza now...

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

and combine it with sugar!

[alhamdulilaah]

But then I remembered that

[Periwinkle18]

its nap time so

[Ghazalah]

I dozed off and I dreamt that....

[alhamdulilaah]

i am smiling in dream

[Endymion]

I have a goat who speak English and all it says is ....

[Endymion]

Eh there are two different dreams :embarrass Come lets merge them :D

Im smiling in my dream because i have a goat who speak English and all it says is .....

[Ramadhan]

I want to get married and elope

[Endymion]

As he begin to run,i woke up and OMG what the heck :omg:

[Who Am I?]

"You can't elope, you're fruit!"

(I'll pause here for laughter... anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?)

To add to the story:

How did this goat get in my bedroom?

[Innocent Soul]

I died but life is beautiful so I chose to live every moment is precious but that it isn't so i jump higher to conquer geeks, yes indeed, people are ungrateful. Thus, my journey began in a dark forest by the big castle, I saw a huge scary geeky human! *scared*. So I ran all the way too but Scary geeky made me play board games and do math problems. After a while I thought Chicken wearing a monocle. What's wrong with me? *worries*. So, I try to take a hike off the cliff but found myself totally in Fear of landing in hell which made me jump to Reality and finally wake up! I looked at the clock And to my great surprise I was late for kindergarten so skipped out of town. And drove to the riverside. Where I found a new Bridge, swaying side to side while on the other side. There was an evil troll so went to the other side and killed it dead but to my surprise it came back to life and offered me chocolate-covered cheese and then Godzilla crushed the troll and then the helicopters came to blow Godzilla up. Next, I ate a chocolate sunday then geeky human said "Let's go and have some pizza now and combine it with sugar! But then I remembered that its nap time so I dozed off and I dreamt that I am smiling in dream

I have a goat who speak English and all it says is I want to get married and elope. As he begin to run,I woke up. You can't elope, you're fruit! How did this goat get in my bedroom?

You all wrote a great novel :).

[Who Am I?]

:sl:

Yes, well, that last bit with the goat may or may not have been loosely based on an actual experience that I had... :nervous:

Of COURSE there were a lot of adult beverages consumed that night. But I assure you all, no goat was harmed during the making of that experience.

[SFatima]

..... "Let's go and have some pizza now and combine it with sugar! But then I remembered that its nap time so I dozed off and I dreamt that I am smiling in dream I have a goat who speak English and all it says is I want to get married and elope. As he begin to run,I woke up. You can't elope, you're fruit! How did this goat get in my bedroom?

And the goat said, " you fool how did you get in my den !!"

:D

[alhamdulilaah]

(The rule is only five words!)

Suddenly, the lights went off

[Periwinkle18]

and i screamed out loud ;D

[alhamdulilaah]

Then slowly sneaked into kitchen

[Abz2000]

(i seriously wouldn't mind reading a novel like this - it's like therapy)

and made some chocolate flapjacks,

(let's add the ingredients)

[alhamdulilaah]

in a hurry burnt them

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

and then ate them! delicious!

[alhamdulilaah]

When I looked at the

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

members of Li, they shout ".....

[alhamdulilaah]

aaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun.... (Muslim, narrated by Ibn Umar radi Allahu anha)

[Translation: Returning, repenting, worshipping (Allah), praising our Rubb (Lord). Dua after returning from travel.]

[Abz2000]

then i give a like

[alhamdulilaah]

to Jewel for saying shout

[Abz2000]

aaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun

[Who Am I?]

shout, let it all out, these are the things that you do without...

(Sorry, I couldn't help it. I'll show myself out now...)

[Abz2000]

then i went upstairs and

[alhamdulilaah]

locked myself in the room

[Abz2000]

then i lost the key

[joyous fairy]

The ogre had swallowed it... :omg:

[Abz2000]

so i fed it some mustard

[joyous fairy]

the key came out its bellybutton...




:hmm:

ooh that rhymed :D

[alhamdulilaah]

but to my surprise it

[Jalal~]

turned into a lion

[joyous fairy]

:phew

So I ran for it..

[Abz2000]

And broke my neck falling

[Novice]

on a mass of jello

[Abz2000]

So I put a splinter

[Innocent Soul]

continued....
Suddenly, the lights went off and I screamed out loud. Then slowly sneaked into kitchen and made some chocolate flapjacks, in a hurry burnt the mand then ate them! delicious! When I looked at the members of Li, they shout " aaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun....(Muslim, narrated by Ibn Umar radi Allahu anha) [Translation: Returning, repenting, worshipping (Allah), praising our Rubb (Lord)". Dua after returning from travel.] then I give a like to Jewel for saying shoutaaibuna, taibuna, abiduna, li-Rabina hamidun shout, let it all out, these are the things that you do without then I went upstairs and locked myself in the room. Then I lost the key. The ogre had swallowed it :omg: so I fed it some mustard the key came out its bellybutton but to my surprise it turned into a lion :phew. So I ran for it. And broke my neck falling on a mass of jello. So I put a splinter

[Novice]

into a pile of haystack

[Aprender]

Then waited until a chicken

[Abz2000]

Committed suicide like angry birds

[alhamdulilaah]

After that I waited for

[Periwinkle18]

the sun to come out

[Endymion]

But oh dear,its raining ...

[Ramadhan]

...ash!!! it's volcanic eruption! run!

[Who Am I?]

But there are no volcanoes around here...

[SFatima]

They were just popcorns poping in the microwave =p

[Abz2000]

so i freaked out anyway

[Muhammad]

and wondered what on earth...

[Aprender]

was I doing over here

[alhamdulilaah]

still this was my final

[Abz2000]

moment before i was late

[Aprender]

for the last anthropology class

[alhamdulilaah]

which made me think that

[tw009]

I had a huge exam!

[alhamdulilaah]

I had to prepare for

[Abz2000]

writing notes on my hand

[alhamdulilaah]

but I feared Allah so

[Abz2000]

i memorized the whole lot

[alhamdulilaah]

with this i was sure

[joyous fairy]

to pass with flying colours!

[alhamdulilaah]

Now I thanked Allah for

[Abz2000]

giving me a useful brain

[Who Am I?]

Until I found out it was a math exam...

[alhamdulilaah]

with which I am able

[Abz2000]

yes, that's true i decided

[alhamdulilaah]

to have some chicken tikka

[Abz2000]

and vomited blood and bile

[alhamdulilaah]

in dream, after that someone

[Abz2000]

gave me butter and honey

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

into a pile of haystack Then waited until a chicken Committed suicide like angry birds After that I waited for the sun to come out But oh dear,its raining. ash!!! it's volcanic eruption! run! But there are no volcanoes around here. They were just popcorns poping in the microwave =p. So I freaked out anyway and wondered what on earth was I doing over here still this was my final moment before I was late for the last anthropology class which made me think that I had a huge exam! I had to prepare for writing notes on my hand but I feared Allah. So I memorized the whole lot with this I was sure to pass with flying colours! Now I thanked Allah forgiving me a useful brain. Until I found out it was a math exam with which I am able yes, that's true. I decided to have some chicken tikka and vomited blood and bile in dream, after that someone gave me butter and honey ...

[alhamdulilaah]

but I wanted to have

[Ramadhan]

piping hot pizza with melted cheese on top

[alhamdulilaah]

then I thought what about

[Abz2000]

tragic typos? he's got some....

[alhamdulilaah]

Pizza with some melted cheese

[Ramadhan]

but he doesn't share his froonds (food friends)

[alhamdulilaah]

only shares pictures of food

[Endymion]

And as a result,he is growing fat...

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

very fat, she almost can't

[Endymion]

Run behind that monkey who....



P.S.
Tragic Typo was a "He" a few minutes before :omg: :hiding:

[Abz2000]

Ate his phone and ran

[Ramadhan]

to the drugstore to buy panadol

[Endymion]

On his way to drug store,a man ...



P.S.
Panadol is internationally famous :omg:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

saw Abz, Ramadhaan, Endymion, Alhamdulilaah..

[Endymion]

And He asked,Where is Jewl of wisdom"?? :embarrass

[alhamdulilaah]

To his surprise there was

(Rule is only five words!)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

no sign of her! *worries*

[alhamdulilaah]

Had to find her so

[Who Am I?]

he sent out the bloodhounds

[Ramadhan]

which were then eaten by transformers

[Revert 2010]

Who got food poisoning.......

[Ramadhan]

so the transformers went to the drugstore

[alhamdulilaah]

but no one was there

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

So JOW was pleased! Alhamdulilaah!

[alhamdulilaah]

yes, it is a good reason

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I survived the bloodhounds *pleased*

[alhamdulilaah]

then should thank Allah for

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

my protection, Alhamdulilaahi rabbil Alameen!

[alhamdulilaah]

Busy in making glass painting

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

i ended up painting LI!

[alhamdulilaah]

Aha, such a hard work

[Abz2000]

then i felt hungry again

[alhamdulilaah]

but i do not want

[joyous fairy]

to eat cold mashed potatoes...

[Abz2000]

so i go hunting in

[joyous fairy]

my light pink pinstriped pajamas.

[Abz2000]

and i see a handsome man

[joyous fairy]

who is eating some chocolate..

[Aprender]

So I pulled out a fork

[Innocent Soul]

and went near him to

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

But I wanted to have piping hot pizza with melted cheese on top. Then I thought what about tragic typos? he's got some Pizza with some melted cheese but he doesn't share his froonds (food friends)only shares pictures of food. And as a result, he is growing fat very fat, she almost can't run behind that monkey who ate his phone and ran to the drugstore to buy panadol. On his way to drug store,a man saw Abz, Ramadhaan, Endymion, Alhamdulilaah. And He asked, Where is Jewl of wisdom"?

To his surprise there was no sign of her! *worries*Had to find her so he sent out the bloodhounds which were then eaten by transformers. Who got food poisoning but no one was there. So JOW was pleased! Alhamdulilaah! yes, it is a good reason. I survived the bloodhounds *pleased* then should thank Allah for my protection, Alhamdulilaahi rabbil Alameen! Busy in making glass painting

I ended up painting LI! Aha, such a hard work

then I felt hungry again but i do not wantto eat cold mashed potatoes so I go hunting in my light pink pinstriped pajamas. I see a handsome man who is eating some chocolate. So I pulled out a fork and went near him to...

[Abz2000]

demand the chocolate, but he

[Samiun]

Became mad and became pikachu

[Innocent Soul]

I just answered him saying

[joyous fairy]

the creature resembled this emoticon :heated:



oopz, outposted, nevermind it can follow on :p

[Innocent Soul]

It's OK god has given

Why don't you change the 'the' to you.

The sentence will change to 'I just answered him saying you resemble this emoticon.'It's OK god has given...

[Ramadhan]

<just a comment here: Just by reading the compiled story, you can accurately pinpoint which parts are written by men and which ones are by women ;D>

[alhamdulilaah]

I asked what is pikachu?

['Aleena]

He was amazed at my ignorance!

[alhamdulilaah]

After this I went shopping

['Aleena]

to buy a brand new

[alhamdulilaah]

toy helicopter to play with

['Aleena]

But the helicopters were pink

['Aleena]

(can we exceed the 5 words limit by a word or two?)

[alhamdulilaah]

So, did some window shopping

[Ramadhan]

and bought a steel armored tank

[alhamdulilaah]

(can we exceed the 5 words limit by a word or two?)

sister aleena, 1st it was one word then they made into 5 words only, however, many exceed more than five also.

['Aleena]

and went back to pikachu

[alhamdulilaah]

forgot doll house at store

['Aleena]

so came back with pikachu

[Ramadhan]

sadly, the pikachu was destroyed by the tank

[Aprender]

So I drove to Mexico and

[Galaxy]

:sl:

my tank broke down so

I want to use this story for my short story assignment in English

['Aleena]

left the tank behind and

[Innocent Soul]

continued....
Demand the chocolate, but he Became mad and became pikachu I just answered him saying you resemble this emoticon :heated:. Its OK god has given. I asked what is pikachu? He was amazed at my ignorance! After this I went shopping to buy a brand new toy helicopter to play with

But the helicopters were pink So, did some window shopping

and bought a steel armored tank and went back to pikachu forgot doll house at store

so came back with pikachu sadly, the pikachu was destroyed by the tank. So I drove to Mexico and my tank broke down so left the tank behind and ...

[Muhaba]

started walking down the street. it started to rain and thunder rolled in the sky. i was enjoying the water splashing on me and the cold wind on a hot summer day. the sky had filled with dark clouds and it was really dark. all of a sudden i heard thud thud sounds. turning around i saw ...

[Ramadhan]

^ errrmmmm.... those are more than 5 (FIVE) words?

[Abz2000]

NASA satellites fall on obama

(Yeah it makes too much sense if one person writes so many words.
I want to print this story out - it's a nonsensical masterpiece.)

[Endymion]

Obama shouted,"Im sure Al-Qaeda was behind this" :grumbling

[Abz2000]

alqaeda blew up the moon

[alhamdulilaah]

but the reality was that

[Endymion]

Alzawahri said we will continue making such attacks because ...

[Abz2000]

We work for the cia

[Galaxy]

and bombing things is cool

[Alpha Dude]

all of a sudden, two cows exploded

[Galaxy]

because they were suicide bombers

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

..*wakes up* Oh it was..

[alhamdulilaah]

just my imagination at best

[Abz2000]

i'm late for kindergarten again

[Innocent Soul]

I am going to punished :embarrass

[Abz2000]

i'll go to work instead

['Aleena]

But for that, I would need a job

[Aprender]

Then I wondered, why am I still in kindergarten?

[alhamdulilaah]

i forgot just my imagination

[Abz2000]

then a van hit me

[Periwinkle18]

i got a big bump on my head :S

[Abz2000]

so i shot the driver

[ژاله]

and am ready to spend the rest of my life behind bars.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

was incredibly bored in jail...

[Abz2000]

i decided to wake up again

[Innocent Soul]

continued....
started walking down the street. It started to rain and thunder rolled in the sky. I was enjoying the water Splashing on me and the cold wind on a hot summer day. The sky had filled with dark clouds and it was really dark. all of a sudden I heard thud thud sounds. Turning around I saw NASA satellites fall on Obama. Obama shouted, "I'm sure Al-Qaeda was behind this"

alqaeda blew up the moon but the reality was that Alzawahri said we will continue making such attacks because We work for the CIA and bombing things is cool. All of a sudden, two cows exploded *wakes up* Oh it was just my imagination at best. I'm late for kindergarten again. I am going to punished :embarrass. I'll go to work instead But for that, I would need a job. Then I wondered, why am I still in kindergarten? I forgot just my imagination then a van hit me. I got a big bump on my head :S so I shot the driver and am ready to spend the rest of my life behind bars was incredibly bored in jail. I decided to wake up again ...

[Endymion]

So i opened my eyes and look around ^o)

[Ramadhan]

feeling hungry, I went to the kitchen and made

[Innocent Soul]

some sandwiches and ate them all

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

but realised was in jail...

[Innocent Soul]

then I thought to myself that it was an..

[Who Am I?]

unusually good prison meal....

[Endymion]

And plan to dig a tunnel with the cutlery

[Innocent Soul]

I am living in World’s Best-looking Prison.

[Endymion]

But prison is after all prison,so ^o)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

...i must use five words

[Ramadhan]

I went to Kenya and rode an elephant

[Endymion]

The Elephant got offended when he saw an ant wearing helmet ....

[Abz2000]

so it challenged it to

[Jalal~]

a big battle

[Who Am I?]

But the elephant could not stomp the ant.

(you know how hard it is to kill those things?)

[Abz2000]

and the ant jumped up

[joyous fairy]

onto the elephants trunk, suddenly