He Said / She Said

[Beardo]

Funny conversations you've had with your friends go here:

A: "Just say alhamdulillah and move on with your life!"
B: "Alhamdulillah!"
A: "Ok, now move on."

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A: "What are you getting?"
B: "A quesadilla."
A: "Oh.... what's in that?"
B: "..........cheese."
A: *facepalm* "Pretend I never asked that."

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She said: Yeah, I'm just waiting for my dad to come back with the car, I'll leave soon, too.
He said: Do you want me to call him up? We're Fajr buddies. I say Salaam to him everyday. All the Fajr brothers embrace each other for some reason lol
She said: Awwww how cuuuute!
She said: Wait, did you hug my dad. Don't hug my dad.

[Ramadhan]

*facepalm*



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['Abd Al-Maajid]

Girl: Look, I am going to pantry. If the manager comes here call me, here's my number...
*manager came to her desk, but he didn't call her* :p
Girl to the boy: Why didn't you call me...?
Boy: I had your number saved in /dev/null. ;D;D;D;D

[marwen]

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[peace_maker]

She said: Wait, did you hug my dad. Don't hug my dad.

:bump: :bump:

['Abd Al-Maajid]

You said that? :ermm:

Technically, yeah...:ermm:

[S.Belle]

Girl: Look, I am going to pantry. If the manager comes here call me, here's my number...
*manager came to her desk, but he didn't call her* :p
Girl to the boy: Why didn't you call me...?
Boy: I had your number saved in /dev/null. ;D;D;D;D

....i dont...get it...whats a /dev/null

['Abd Al-Maajid]

In unix systems /dev/null is a special device file which disposes all the data written to it however it reports that the data has been written to it.
So in this context, when she came back from pantry and the manager asked her to stay near to her desk even if there was no work. And she asked me why i had not called her when i saw our manager coming towards our bay. I kept her number in my phone somewhere i could not find at the moment (it was in the Call Log, and i was searching for it in My Contacts :p)
We work on unix systems and we often use this jargon...:p

[Beardo]

Abdul Majid, must you kill all my threads with your nerdy and geeky jokes? :exhausted

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Abdul Majid, must you kill all my threads with your nerdy and geeky jokes? :exhausted

LOL, Sorry I didn't mean to kill this thread. Someone can resuscitate it...:hmm:

[ardianto]

Me and my mom's friend.

She : I heard women are bad drivers ?.
Me : That's because their feminine nature. More feminine a woman, more bad she is as a driver.
She : So, can I be a good driver ?
Me : Of course, mam, you can be a good driver.

I didn't understand why she looks upset after she heard my answer.

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Me and my friend's mom.

She : I am in trouble. My son left the house since two days ago. He brought his dad's car.
Me : What can I do for you ?
She : Find, and bring it back.
Me : Okay, I will find him and bring him back to the home.
She : No ! you misunderstand, I don't need that boy, I just need that car. Find the car, bring back to me, and let him go anywhere !.

A day later when I rode motorcycle with her another son we found him. Follow the instruction, we took the car and left him on the street.

[ardianto]

He : Look at my hair ! I am back from barbershop.
Me : Hey, you are look younger !
He : Really ? I am look younger ?
Me : ... than your dad.

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He : James Bond always drives exotic cars
Me : If he drives Mini Cooper, his name is James Bean

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When I studied in Jogjakarta

Me : I will back to Bandung with "J", ride his car
He : "J" will drives the car ?
Me : Yes !
He : Oh my friend, before you go to Bandung, please forgive all my mistake to you
Me : Why ?
He " "J" never drives car slowly

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I visited a signboard maker stall and I saw the stall owner smoked a cigarette

Me : You break the rule that written by yourself
He : What rule ?

And my finger pointed to "NO SMOKING HERE" sign that he has made

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Back from salah Juma'ah

He : The khutbah was very long
Me : Very very long. Luckily, the muezzin didn't need to interrupt the khatib
He : Can muezzin interrupt the khatib in khutbah Juma'ah ?
Me : Sure ! the muezzin can interrupt the khatib when he need to say ... yaa khatib, now is my time to saying azan ashr !

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He : Were created human and jinn .....
Me : Thanks for the lecture. But when when you say jinn, your finger doesn't need pointing to me !

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My female teacher in secondary school often yelled to students who did not notice her with "Hi you ! say my last word !". if that student could not say the last word that spoken by her, she always angry and sometime ordered that student to leave the classroom.

One day I was in day dreaming when my teacher yelled at me, "Hi you ! say my last word !". I looked at her and say "My last word"

Silent for few seconds. Then the teacher laughed "You're right !" she said. The class was laughed out loudly and my teacher did not angry to me.

[marwen]

Back from salah Juma'ah

He : The khutbah was very long
Me : Very very long. Luckily, the muezzin didn't need to interrupt the khatib
He : Can muezzin interrupt the khatib in khutbah Juma'ah ?
Me : Sure ! the muezzin can interrupt the khatib when he need to say ... yaa khatib, now is my time to saying azan ashr !

is that true ?

[ardianto]

s that true ?

Is there khatib in Juma'ah khutbah who speaks very long until he doesn't realize the ashr time has come ?. Of course no.

That dialogue happened last year. "he" in that dialog is my employee.

[~ Sabr ~]

He : Were created human and jinn .....
Me : Thanks for the lecture. But when when you say jinn, your finger doesn't need pointing to me !

Lol thats funnyyyy

[Chocolate]

arguement with a friend,
B:You 're driving me nuts, I'm going.
A: Really? Good.
B: Don't be to happy, i'm just going to the nearby shop.

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

^o) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[sohail1234]

Funny conversations you've had with your friends go here:

A: "Just say alhamdulillah and move on with your life!"
B: "Alhamdulillah!"
A: "Ok, now move on."

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A: "What are you getting?"
B: "A quesadilla."
A: "Oh.... what's in that?"
B: "..........cheese."
A: *facepalm* "Pretend I never asked that."

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She said: Yeah, I'm just waiting for my dad to come back with the car, I'll leave soon, too.
He said: Do you want me to call him up? We're Fajr buddies. I say Salaam to him everyday. All the Fajr brothers embrace each other for some reason lol
She said: Awwww how cuuuute!
She said: Wait, did you hug my dad. Don't hug my dad.

assalam o alikum
hhahahhahah very funny ...... hahahhahaha

[~Zaria~]

^o) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

My thoughts exactly as I was reading this thread!

Im at a loss for words, lol!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

so no ones got any funny convos?

[ardianto]

As I've ever told, my business is courier agent.

One day a man came to my office and sent a letter to Makassar where located in another island, thousands kilometers away from my city. But when the courier in Makassar came to the adress he found that the receiver house was empty. The neighbour said that the receiver has moved. Makassar office reported it to me, and then I phone the sender.

"Sir, the receiver in Makassar has moved"
"He has really moved?"
"Yes sir, our courier said his house was empty"
"Oh. Thank you very much for your info"
"But, how about your letter?. We can send it to the new adress if you want"
"You can keep that letter. No need to resend or send back to me"
"Emm ....why"
"The letter itself is not important. I sent it just because I heard the receiver in Makassar has moved, but I was not sure. So, I want someone come to his home, see, and make sure that he really has moved"

[Independent]

"The letter itself is not important. I sent it just because I heard the receiver in Makassar has moved, but I was not sure. So, I want someone come to his home, see, and make sure that he really has moved"

You offer better rates than the average private detective. Clever!