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specs
12-29-2012, 12:59 AM
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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GuestFellow
12-29-2012, 01:05 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love knock knock jokes. : P



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MartyrX
12-29-2012, 01:06 AM
*crickets*
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Muslim Woman
12-29-2012, 04:21 AM
:sl:


the joke represents the picture of anti Islam media role correctly .
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MartyrX
12-29-2012, 11:54 PM
I didn't think it was funny.
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specs
12-30-2012, 12:38 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by MartyrX
I didn't think it was funny.
aw well not everyone will find it funny. It didn't make me laugh but smile.
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abcdcool2012
12-30-2012, 12:43 AM
lol nice one
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specs
12-30-2012, 12:45 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by abcdcool2012
lol nice one
thanks lol you got any to share?
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abcdcool2012
12-30-2012, 12:55 AM
"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run."

"However did you do it?" asked a person.

"Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me."
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specs
12-30-2012, 01:00 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by abcdcool2012
"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run."

"However did you do it?" asked a person.

"Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me."
lol I read that one yesterday :P
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abcdcool2012
12-30-2012, 01:03 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by specs
lol I read that one yesterday :P
i also know you took your joke from the same source :D
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Persian
01-24-2013, 11:59 AM
I didn't like the first joke, but I found the second joke about the Bedouins funny. Especially because before I searched google, I thought Bedouins were Sephardis.
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