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specs
12-29-2012, 11:46 PM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?
share your knock knock jokes too :)
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unknown12
01-05-2013, 05:31 PM
:D
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris who?
...?
Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"
:lol:
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'Abd-al Latif
01-05-2013, 06:16 PM
^
You should be prohibited from joking :heated:
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unknown12
01-05-2013, 06:42 PM
What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker :D, were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool
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Iceee
01-05-2013, 06:44 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
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unknown12
01-05-2013, 06:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iceee
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
loooooooooool rofl :awesome:
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Jslayton
01-08-2013, 03:31 PM
Knock Knock
Whos there ?
Tuba
Tuba who ?
Tuba toothpaste thats who!
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GuestFellow
01-08-2013, 10:59 PM
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock
Knock knock knock hahahahahaha
Knock knock
Who is there
MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA
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GuestFellow
01-08-2013, 11:00 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
unknown12
What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker :D, were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool
He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
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shailas
01-08-2013, 11:28 PM
Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12! :D
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Jslayton
01-09-2013, 02:59 AM
I think guestfellow likes to knock a wee bit to much
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specs
01-09-2013, 03:01 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GuestFellow
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock
Knock knock knock hahahahahaha
Knock knock
Who is there
MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA
:lol: :haha: that made me laugh! hah.
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unknown12
01-09-2013, 06:49 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GuestFellow
He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
Yeah that's me :(. I need plenty of therapy :D
l
l
V
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unknown12
01-09-2013, 06:50 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
guestfellow
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock i love knock knock jokes knock knock
knock knock knock hahahahahaha
knock knock
who is there
my extra large forehead that's who
bwahahahahahhaha knock knock *throws confetti and glass bottles* ahahahahaha
lols ^^
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unknown12
01-09-2013, 06:51 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
shailas
Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12! :D
:lol: ikr
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unknown12
01-09-2013, 06:57 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
unknown12
Yeah that's me :(. I need plenty of therapy :D
l
l
V
If you want a small laugh, it's kind of disgusting :D
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GuestFellow
01-09-2013, 10:58 PM
^ That goat is my hero.
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unknown12
01-10-2013, 03:07 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GuestFellow
^ That goat is my hero.
Bro I am the goat, problem?? *flares nostrils*
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 03:07 PM
love the spitting goat... reminds me of llamas
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 03:42 PM
Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...
Knock knock
whos there ?
Goat
Goat who ?
Goat tee thats who
;p
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unknown12
01-12-2013, 03:50 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Jslayton
Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...
Knock knock
whos there ?
Goat
Goat who ?
Goat tee thats who
;p
Haha, someone really likes goats jk.
Under the theme of goats:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Some random ones which aren't too bad :)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio Who ?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
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Muhaba
01-12-2013, 03:55 PM
knock knock
whos there
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 04:40 PM
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Harry
Harry
who?
Harry up and open the door
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
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unknown12
01-12-2013, 04:51 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
WRITER
knock knock
whos there
:O who is there???
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unknown12
01-12-2013, 04:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Jslayton
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Harry
Harry
who?
Harry up and open the door
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Haha nice one!
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IbnAbdulHakim
01-12-2013, 04:53 PM
keep em coming lads, corny jokes rule
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 04:58 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!
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unknown12
01-12-2013, 05:01 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Jslayton
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!
:lol:
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
hafsa
hafsa who?
hafsam (have some)patience ,i'll tell you in a mo.
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 05:04 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something
last one for today :P
might learn something!
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unknown12
01-12-2013, 05:09 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Jslayton
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something
last one for today :P
might learn something!
:D same.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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Muhaba
01-12-2013, 05:32 PM
lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!
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Jslayton
01-12-2013, 05:50 PM
Fun isnt it ? to let loose with humor once and awhile
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Iceee
01-12-2013, 06:39 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iceee
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
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specs
02-15-2013, 10:25 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
WRITER
lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!
yup feel the same reading all these knock knock jokes lol
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specs
02-15-2013, 10:27 PM
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who?
Owl always love you :D lol
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Qurratul Ayn
02-15-2013, 10:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
specs
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who?
Owl always love you lol
Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love ya too :wub:
Brilliant jokes, people.
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Qurratul Ayn
02-15-2013, 10:36 PM
This is an old one;
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!
Cheese-y jokes or what. :heated:
Lol
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specs
02-15-2013, 10:42 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Qurratul Ayn
Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love ya too
aw how cute made me smile :D lol
format_quote Originally Posted by
Qurratul Ayn
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!
not actually heard the barbie one before lol but the doctor one yup.
Mewtew: Knock knock.
Trainer: Who's there?
Mewtew: Mewt.
Trainer: Mewt who?
Mewtwo: Yes.
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Qurratul Ayn
02-15-2013, 10:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
specs
Mewtew: Knock knock.
Trainer: Who's there?
Mewtew: Mewt.
Trainer: Mewt who?
Mewtwo: Yes.
Pokemon joke!!! Classic or what?!
:awesome:
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specs
02-18-2013, 11:45 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there
Oswald
Oswald who
Oswald my gum ;D
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yahia12
03-23-2013, 06:49 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yu
who are you!!?
I told you I am Yu.
:D
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GuestFellow
03-26-2013, 07:40 PM
More knock knock jokes!
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GuestFellow
03-26-2013, 07:58 PM
^ I LOVE YOUR KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Gimme more! Please...
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Scimitar
03-26-2013, 08:02 PM
hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now :D
Knock knock
who'se there?
Terra
Terra who?
terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)
Scimi
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GuestFellow
03-26-2013, 08:04 PM
Don't get it...
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Jedi_Mindset
03-26-2013, 08:30 PM
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Robin
Robin who?
And batman too! nananananana
----
Not the best one, but this is my first attempt.
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Scimitar
03-26-2013, 08:32 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
GuestFellow
Don't get it...
ooops, ignore what I wrote earlier, I was thinking you was referring to the norfolk joke...
...The Terra Baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhool ghaya = "your father, open the door, i forgot the key" in urdu/hindi
Scimi
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Qurratul Ayn
03-26-2013, 09:03 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Scimitar
hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now:D
Knock knock
who'se there?
Terra
Terra who?
terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)
Scimi
:lol:
Cracked me up. And, yep, it was pretty good.
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username95
03-27-2013, 12:46 AM
Old time classic (well to me)
Q-Knock Knock
A-Who's there?
Q-Dr
A-Dr who?
DR WHOOOOO!!! *insert theme tune*:p
Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd:D
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specs
03-27-2013, 01:47 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
username95
Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd
love it! haha!! :)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
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unknown12
04-01-2013, 11:10 AM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A bear with a hat on.
A bear with a hat on?! Cool!
(door opens, man is mauled)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beach ball.
A talking beach ball?! I've gotta see this!
(door opens, multiple gun shots)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus? At this hour?!
(door opens, man pushes his way inside and takes stuff)
Have a safe holiday everyone.
1. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
6. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
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sohail1234
04-04-2013, 05:56 AM
assalam o alikum
Yesterday i was reading a joke received on my cell phone. i will share it here. but within that joke i want to leave a message here... may be it sound funny. but .. anyways! lets start
" Aik sardar restuarnat mai tea pee raha tha
kay kisi ne us se kaha
Sardar G tea mai makhi hai
Sardar ne jawab dia phir kia huwa
Dil bara hona chahye Makhi ne kitna pee lena hai "
now i want to share here that, we should try that if someone is getting benefits from us because of its helplessness then we should co-operate with them whole heartily
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specs
10-05-2014, 02:23 AM
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
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Muhaba
10-05-2014, 11:02 AM
Knock knowk
who's there?
hee
he who?
hee haw hee haw hee haw
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Haz35
12-24-2014, 10:50 PM
knock knock
whos there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, its overflowing!
knock knock
whos there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get some food?
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Scimitar
01-14-2015, 12:49 AM
knock knock
whose there?
Aslam
Aslam who?
Aslam lekum :D
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