logical questions need answers

[jameelash]

Logical questions need answers....




If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, Why are whales FAT ??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE..

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess... As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...

In our country, We have FREEDOM of SPEECH, Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?

Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT ?

If its true that we are here to HELP others, What are others HERE for ?

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE.. Why do bars have PARKING lots ?

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..?

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?

Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?

Can You Cry Under Water.?

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog", When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....

So Enjoy!!!

[Muhaba]

Thanks for sharing.

[crimsontide06]

1.Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess... As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...




2.Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?




3.Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?

1. Never thought about that lol
2. The bottle has a special lined coat of special wax that keeps the glue from sticking.
3. Me of course :D

[Muhaba]

nobody copyrighted the copyright symbol, which is why everyone uses it.

are whales really fat? maybe it's all muscle (meat) and no fat. I think fish don't have much fat. they are quite lean.

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[Chocolate]

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ? cool:shade:

[Abz2000]

Money does grow on trees, they used to say it didn't when it was actually gold, silver and copper coin, then the banks decided to take it and give them paper bearing a promise to repay the bearer on demand ;) yup, paper does come from plants and stuff thesedays.

The free speech one is too funny lol, can imagine the accountant at the phone company scratching their head for a reply to an indignant customer refusing to pay due to assumed curtailment of their right to free speech.
umm, sir....even freedom isn't free, and we ain't asking for blood, just sweat.

[Bint-e-Adam]

lol..
really unanswerable questions :P

[confused43]

glue does not set unless there is air to dry it , that is why it does not stick to the bottle,

whales are not fat they are massive , and have blubber to keep them warm , it is a form of fat ,

the seats in a stadium are actually called risers, and you can stand in front of them,

the black box is basically a water proof safe , so that the plane can fly into all kinds of weather and the box is not damaged, if the whole plane was made with it , it would never get off the ground,

a building is something that they built,

dog food is tested by several different dogs, who can not speak so how would anybody really no if it had improved,
the term working like a dog came from sled dogs who were used to do all the pulling of sleds in the snow countries, and they did work for their meals very hard,

apparently the others that are here should be there if they wanted help so if they are here and not there they are not the ones needing help,

copywrite symbol was pattened , not copy written so it could be shared by everyone and one person received money for everybody using it ,

bars have parking lots , so when you wind up drunk you can leave your car someplace safe and take a cab home, kinda like a park and ride with a twist of lime,

banks have branches because the are like the limbs of a tree, they stretch far a wide, to serve many people,