why do couples fight

[BilalKid]

;D;D

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started...

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started...

Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!

[MidnightRose]

Here's another one.

Wife: "Honey, do you see me in your dreams?"

Husband: "No."

Wife: "Why not?"

Husband: "I read Ayat al-Kursi before I go to sleep."

[sister herb]

Not all wives fight back:

Husband- When I got mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife- I clean the toilet.
Husband- How does that help?
Wife- I use your toothbrush

:D

[BilalKid]

another :statisfie

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him up at 5.00 AM for an early morning buisness flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5.00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The net morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said: "Its 5.00 AM. Wake up."

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[strivingobserver98]

:sl:

Here's some by Shaykh Zahir Mahmood :).

1) Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law
“Your product not cooking food properly”

Smart Mother-in-law replied
“Product sold, Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible”.


2) A wife scolded a husband for making dua that his friend finds a wife.

Husband: “He’s single!!”

Wife: “Don’t you know the angel says ameen & same for you!”


3) Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”

Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”

[sister herb]

^^ The last one was the best. ;D

[lonewolf007]

;D classic thread, ill keep a look out for this thread

[BilalKid]

favorite :p

Two women came before wise a King, dragging between them a young man. ‘This young man agreed to marry my daughter,’ said one.

‘No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,’ said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence.

‘Bring me my biggest sword,’ said the king, ‘and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half.’

‘Sounds good to me,’ said the first lady.
But the other woman said, ‘Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.’

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. ‘This man must marry the first lady’s daughter,’ he proclaimed.
‘But she was willing to hew him in two!’ exclaimed the king’s court.

‘Indeed,’ said wise King. ‘That shows she is the true mother-in-law.’

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:




So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

After ten years of widowhood, I remarried. Leaving work one wintry evening, I told a colleague that it was very gratifying to once again have someone worry about me if the roads were icy. My new husband would be awaiting my arrival, I said, and would hurry out to meet me at the car.

I couldn't have been more right. As I pulled into the driveway, my husband burst out the door and came up to me. Rubbing our new car, he anxiously queried, "Did you get salt on it?"

[strivingobserver98]

Funny short ones by Sheikh Alaa Elsayed :D:

1) Husband: I have the last word in this house. It’s usually “yes ma’am”

2) “Marriage should be like a workshop, the husband works, and the wife shops.”

3) “Sisters: if you treat your husband like you treat your cat, he’ll never leave home.”

[BilalKid]

;D

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured: " You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said: "You're cute." Startled, she asked him
what happened to "beautiful?" "the drugs are wearing off,"

[TMGuide]

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning all you need is
two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

[lonewolf007]

couples fight because it keeps the marriage alive ;D

[BilalKid]

Man: " I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes but would you stay there?"

Man: " I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: " Good! Let's start with your bank account."

;D

[lonewolf007]

couples fight because they love winding each other up and have nothing better to do ;D

im not married so im just randomly guessing :p

[ConcealedGem]

Couples fight because they may have a hard time understanding one another, hence the reason why you should be willing to compromise some things when getting married and should also be willing to put some effort in your marriage, it ain't rainbows and sunshine, the marriage itself and the most beautiful thing about it is the hard work both parties commit too, to achieve the ultimate goal which is to seek the pleasure of Allah azj

[sister herb]

If couples never fight, we wouldn´t have all these jokes about fighting couples. ;D

[sister herb]

When a husband fights with his wife, it´s better to give up on the first hand. If not, husband might find out that they made a compromise. This is one compromise:

;D

[Search]

:bism:

:sl:

Some funny ones I read I'm sharing with ya!

1. They were married for better or for worse.
He couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.

2. It must have been love at first sight.
If she had taken a second look, she’d have turned and run.

3. She’ll never forget the first time they met. But she’s trying hard.

4. A fortuneteller told her she’d be a widow soon.
that her husband would die by poisoning, and she asked; “Will I be acquitted?”

5. He promised her a convertible after they got married and he’s kept his promise.
She’s wheeling a baby carriage with the top down.

6. He gave his secretary a fur coat to keep her warm,
and then had to give his wife one to keep her cool.

:wa:

[strivingobserver98]

The moon and stars :D.

[BilalKid]

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

;D

[strivingobserver98]

A father and son training :D.

Boy : Daddy I want to marry,

Dad : First say sorry.

Boy : For what?

Dad : Say sorry,

Boy : But for what? What I have done?

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : But ... What's my fault?

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : But why???

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : Please, at least tell me a reason!

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!

Dad : Now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry!

[Search]

:bism:

:sl:

In a large supermarket, a man approaches a very beautiful woman with the words, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Please, could you spare a few minutes to talk to me?”

“Why?” she says.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

:wa:

[Search]

:bism:

:sl:

A man said, "I'm going to watch my wedding video later 'backwards.'"

His friend said, "Why?"

"I just love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car."

:wa:

[Search]

:bism:

:sl:

A man visited the doctor's office. The man complained he had insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough medical check-up and found absolutely nothing wrong with him.

The doctor said, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

:wa:

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:



Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............ * PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

[MidnightRose]

[sister herb]

And then the fight started... ;D;D

[strivingobserver98]

*Wife checks Bank Statement*

Latest transactions
SecondWife $11.99
SecondWife $16.99
Groceries $110.30
SecondWife $20.99

[BilalKid]

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said "Somewhere i have never been!" I told her: "How about the kitchen?"
;D

[strivingobserver98]

Ooo :skeleton:

Wife: My husband asked me to pass him the lip balm but I gave him some superglue instead,
He's still not talking to me. :|

[strivingobserver98]

Lol who understands this?

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:

Lol who understands this?

lol , all wives got it :raging:

[sister herb]

"Chal ut roti bana shabash"?

:heated:

[Eric H]

One year, I decided to buy wife a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

[SofiaMonroe]

“Harry,” whined Mary, to her husband of 20 years. “What should I do?! I’m not ready for old age! I’m only 40 years old but I look and feel like I’m over 55! My face is all wrinkly, my back is bent over, and my hair is all thinned out.” “Well,” said Harry after looking her up and down, “There is one thing about you that still works as good as new.” “Oh Harry!” said Mary sitting down next to her husband, “you always know just what to say! What are you referring to?” “Never mind” said Harry looking down. “C’mon Harry, please tell me what you were referring to.” “Mary, please don’t make me.” “Harry I insist.” “Well I was going to remark about how your eyesight seems to be working just fine!”

[Khalid Saifullah]

Smile Of The Day

A conversation between a husband and wife when their son took first place in the class test.

Husband : "See darling, just goes to show, my little boy has got MY brains."

Wife : "Yes Honey, I totally agree with you there, have never doubted it actually"

Husband: "Really?? Wow, that's so sweet of you sweetheart, what made you say that"

Wife: "It's pretty obvious hun because I know for sure that my brain is still with me Alhamdulillah"

[strivingobserver98]

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the Target.

From another room wife asks the husband :

"What are u doing?"

Husband : "MISSING YOU"

[strivingobserver98]

A woman describes her marriage:

Everything in our marriage is 50/50:
I cook, he eats.
I wash, he wears.
I shop, he pays.

[strivingobserver98]

Another reason why couples fight :Emoji7:

[Eric H]

Another reason why couples fight :Emoji7:

Now the man finds a magic lamp and rubs it, out pops the genie, and says, I will grant you one wish.

The man said, I have always wanted to go to America, but am scared of flying, and I get sea sick on boats, build me a bridge between London and New York.

The genie said, that is a mammoth task you are setting me, don't you have something a little easier.

The man said, explain to me how women's minds work.

The genie pondered the choices and said, and what colour do you want this bridge?

[azc]

There was a father who called his 5 small children together.As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"Five sets of eyes looked up at him.Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father."You win!" exclaimed the child.

[strivingobserver98]

[emoji16]

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:


husband was reading the news for an hour ;)


Eritrean men ordered to marry two wives or risk jail



.....the Eritrean department of Religious Affairs has decided on the following .”

.... every man shall marry at least two women and the man who refuses to do so shall be subjected to life imprisonment with hard labour.
“The woman who tries to prevent her husband from marrying another wife shall be punished to life imprisonment


And then the fight started...;D

[Khalid Saifullah]

The mother of all appliances, the answer to the woes of all young housewives !!!!!!!
A ROTI MACHINE
Note: can be hidden in a cupboard. no one needs to know about it

[strivingobserver98]

A ROTI MACHINE

Where can I buy one :D?

[Khalid Saifullah]

Where can I buy one :D?

One touch for fresh homemade rotis!
More info at www.rotimatic.com/faq/
http://www.rotimatic.com/

[Kiro]

[emoji16]

I don't get it

[strivingobserver98]

I don't get it

She was sick. Then soon as the brother recited the verse on Polygamy... She stood up immediately :D.

[sister herb]

Very curative verse. You can try it brothers... if you dare. :nervous:

[strivingobserver98]

And then the fight ended...

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:


can't believe it :nervous:

[azc]

;D;DMy wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started...My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'I bought her a weighing scale.And then the fight started...When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.So, I took her to a petrol pumpAnd then the fight started...My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'And then the fight started...I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."So I took her to the kitchen.And then the fight started...Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to allI sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!

No, I'll not show your post to my wife because................?

[strivingobserver98]

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".

Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", but there is..

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!

When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!!!

[Umm Abed]

Post 52. What do you guys make out of it?

I think she was being stifled so she couldnt take it anymore..

[strivingobserver98]

True :o.

[Umm Abed]

The shopping one sounds extreme also,:D.

[strivingobserver98]

:O

[strivingobserver98]

Lol.

[Umm Abed]

:haha:witty jokes!;D

[strivingobserver98]

I agree.

[strivingobserver98]

:D

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Yesterday I gave him some food, today he gave me a book “How to Cook”!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

[BeTheChange]

Asalamualykum,

Me and my younger sister had a good laugh with the jokes posted here. Jazahka Allah. :)

[strivingobserver98]

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...

[strivingobserver98]

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

[ConcealedGem]

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

so me..

may Allah protect us all from useless arguments

[Hamza :)]

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

brother you should get married ;)

[noraina]

Assalamu Alaykum,

These are hilarious. And you'd think men would have learnt by now the principle of 'golden silence' for a happy marriage, most of these hypothetical arguments could have been prevented by the husband staying quiet, no? :Emoji22:

[sister herb]

brother you should get married ;)

Does anyone dare to get marry anymore after reading this thread? :phew

[Hamza :)]

Does anyone dare to get marry anymore after reading this thread? :phew

yes @farhan does. He thinks he's missing on all the cool banter he's posting here :D
Init @farhan ;)

[Eric H]

I agree.

It all starts at the wedding ceremony, we say, I do grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[BeTheChange]

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

Lol. Oh Oh...

[strivingobserver98]

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. ;)

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started...

[strivingobserver98]

Just for laughs ;)

"A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "the one in the middle."

He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, "How do you know?!"

The mother replies, "I don't like her"

via - Sheikh Alaa Elsayed

[BeTheChange]

;D lol.

Mother-in-laws you can't beat them lol.

[strivingobserver98]

Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife :at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband : turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye

Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife: at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender

Then the fight started...

[strivingobserver98]

Meaning of 9 words Women use ..

1. 'FINE'
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. 'FIVE MINUTES'
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. 'NOTHING'
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. 'GO AHEAD'
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. 'LOUD SIGH'
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6. 'THAT'S OKAY'
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. 'THANKS'
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8. 'WHATEVER'
Is a woman’s way of saying…the meaning is not in the dictionary coming from a woman!

9. 'DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT..I GOT IT'
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Smile it's Sunnah ;).

Source

[BeTheChange]

Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife :at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband : turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye

Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife: at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender

Then the fight started...

Alhamdulilah lol That's a good one.

Moral of the story: Husband should have asked the wife to turn on a different gadget everyday.

:D

[sister herb]

[strivingobserver98]

Wife: My husband is going on a cooking show to showcase our new recipe!

Wife's friend: That's great let's tune in.

*Turns on TV*

Husband: My family's recipe for super fantasticilicious lasagna has been handed down for generations:
1. Collect the freshest ingredients
2. Find a woman cook it
3. Eat

Then the fight started...

[sister herb]

Wife: My husband is going on a cooking show to showcase our new recipe!

Wife's friend: That's great let's tune in.

*Turns on TV*

Husband: My family's recipe for super fantasticilicious lasagna has been handed down for generations:
1. Collect the freshest ingredients
2. Find a woman cook it
3. Eat

Then the fight started...

Quite same like this one:

:outta:

[strivingobserver98]

^ Lol @sister herb

Then this is what will happen when you cross the line.

Oh no...

[noraina]

Ouch. Although this is extremely unjustified (the poor man was hungry) - I admit I do not like making rotis, they are labour-intensive and difficult and if I ever get married I want a roti-maker. One of those automatic ones :D

[Khalid Saifullah]

2 very important tips for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when wife is talking
2. Dont talk when wife is quiet.

[strivingobserver98]

A wife asked her husband: “how much do you love me?”

Husband replied: “I love you beyond what my words can describe and my love for you is limitless!”

Wife said: “if that is true why don’t you built me a Taj Mahal?”

Husband replied: “don’t worry darling, I have already bought the land, just waiting for you to die!”

[strivingobserver98]

xD

[strivingobserver98]

The fight started, then the fight ended reuniting together :).

[sister herb]

The fight started, then the fight ended reuniting together :).

Thats cute. :statisfie

[BeTheChange]

Asalamualykum yes the above one is very sweet Alhamdulilah.

My younger sister and me have been reading most of the posts on this thread and today Alhamdulilah we went for a drive and she commented the fight starts with me & my other sister when she sister starts driving. :D

Me: Check your rear mirror

Sister who's driving: I did! Were you paying attention to where i looked?

Me: No, ;D but don't forget your observations before you move the vehicle.

I think all drivers are keen to share their tips. Alhamdulilah.

May Allah swt keep us safe Ameen.

[strivingobserver98]

Some people give their brains to their wives as mehr (Dowry). Because they will never use it again :D.

[sister herb]

Some people give their brains to their wives as mehr (Dowry). Because they will never use it again :D.

This one reminded me this advertisement:

Advertisement in The New York Post:

For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.

No longer needed. Got married last weekend.

Wife knows everything.

[Hamza :)]

nvm...

[strivingobserver98]

She asked for 3 carat ring. Then the fight started...

[strivingobserver98]

Then the fight reignited :O!

[BeTheChange]

Wife: Do you dream of me when you go to sleep?

Husband: No, i protect myself by reading Aytal Kursi.

:D

[strivingobserver98]

The fight was prevented.. :D

Smile :)
An Imam announced that if a wife doesn't
wake her husband for Fajr, then the Masjid
administration will pay for his second
marriage.
The people in that neighborhood said that
Fajr prayer became more crowded than
Jumaah!!

[strivingobserver98]

At late night wife's mobile beeps.

Her husband checks her mobile and gets angry.

He wakens his wife.

Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful?

Surprised wife checks her mobile.

Wife (double angrily): Heyyy ...
It is not beautiful. It is Battery full. :Emoji7:

Keep Smiling, It's Sunnah ;)

[strivingobserver98]

'So a husband is about to break his fast in Ramadan. His wife is in the kitchen preparing food and he sits on the prayer mat to make dua before iftar. His wife is listening to him.

The husband has a friend who needs a wife and he says "O Allah , get my friend married." His wife says "Be careful Zawj with your words , this is the time duas are answered."

The husband paused and then said "O Allah grant my friend a young beautiful pious wife." Upon hearing this the wife ran out of the kitchen and hit him in the back of the head with the rolling pin. The husband shouted "What's wrong with you I'm only making dua for my friend." His wife replied "I know what your up to!"

"What's wrong with making such a dua?!" the husband asked. She replied "Don't think I'm stupid! Do you think I haven't heard the Hadith which says when you make dua for your Muslim brother there's an angel behind your back that says "May Allah give you the same!"

:D

[gazzalii]

ha ha