A Wifes guide to ruining a good Marriage

[strivingobserver98]

[emoji174] A wifes guide to ruining a good marriage:

1. Forget to put on your internal hijab and make it seem the outward hijab is enough [emoji134].

2. Tell your friends the problems you are having in the family with your husband and tell them not to tell anyone [emoji128][emoji135].

3. Nagging is an art, the more you repeat the better[emoji108][emoji34].

4. When your husband has had a bad day, make sure you push his button[emoji837].

5. Treat him mean, keep him keen - if you soften he will walk all over you [emoji41].

6. When your upset with eachother, make sure you let the children know how horrible the father is. [emoji19][emoji128].

7. Use intimacy as a weapon[emoji83].

8. If your friend gets bling, you get bling bling eg. Friend gets tv, you want the bigger better tv. Compete with everyone around you [emoji56].

9. When your husband is having trouble with his own family, get involved - everyone will love you later[emoji73].

10. Get your mum and dad to talk to your husband about issues you have never raised with him [emoji350].

11. The silent treatment is communication - keep him guessing [emoji87].

12. When he leads - you resist, when he succeeds - dont encourage him, when he makes a mistake- bury him[emoji379].

13. Argue infront of the children and use vulgarity between each other [emoji350][emoji351].

14. Randomnly say things like "i think shes after you". Never trust a man because he is a man [emoji57].

15. When you want his attention, do it by making him jealous [emoji382].

16. Speak ill of his mum regularly [emoji48].

[Scimitar]

bloomin' heck farhan.

*quietly walks off, hand in pockets, whistling*