muslim pick up lines

[BilalKid]

joke only, dont use really :nervous:

;D;D

1) "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

2) "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

3) "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

4) "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."

5) "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

6) "You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."

7) "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part..."

8) Cool "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

9) "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

10) "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

11) "What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school"

12) "Can I have your mahram's phone number?"

13) "So, read any good Surahs lately?"

14) "Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter."

15) "Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

16) "Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

[greenhill]

I like #10 :thumbs_up


:peace:

[Asiyah3]

1) "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

8) Cool "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

16) "Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

These are cute. probably will make her all go 'awwwwwwwwwww'

10) "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

WARNING: you might get slapped

[greenhill]

ooh really? ....... thought it was really cute. Nothing rude or suggestive there at all, just a plain and straight compliment.... (in a joking way)...

10) "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
WARNING: you might get slapped

:peace:

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[strivingobserver98]

Some IslamicBoard related ones :D

- Hey you can make threads all night, I still wouldn't unsubscribe.

- I saw your reply to my thread. You must be a keyboard, because your just my type.

- Brother is your username "Ismail". Because Ismail (I smile) when I see you.

[Asiyah3]

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- Hey you can make threads all night, I still wouldn't unsubscribe.

- I saw your reply to my thread. You must be a keyboard, because your just my type.

- Brother is your username "Ismail". Because Ismail (I smile) when I see you.

Tell us the truth little bro, whom did you intend to read these lol?

[strivingobserver98]

Tell us the truth little bro, whom did you intend to read these lol?

The whole forum of course :).

Just to state the obvious..
As it's in the puzzle and humour section I don't advise anyone to use them to any members, also in real life we should avoid using any pick up lines at all :Emoji43:.

[strivingobserver98]

Funny Muslim pick up line story by Nouman Ali Khan :D.

May Allah protect us all. Ameen.

[hibatahir]

15) "Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

i like this one

[BilalKid]

15) "would you like to see my collection of bukhari's?

I like this one

;d;d

[noraina]

Gosh, Muslim pick up lines? They are kind of sweet to read but if a brother DARED to say to them to a hijabi in real life he'd get more than just a slap, at least I can vouch for that...

Here's a longer list - some of them are really creepy and cheesy and major DISCLAIMER: don't use them on anyone, for aforementioned reasons:
Some of them are like :Emoji35:

1. I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag
2. Are those eyes halal
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
6. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
11.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
12. "U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in islam"
"how am i a thief?"
"u stole my heart"
13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
15. "Nice scarf, Very nice
16. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...
17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
18. Your father must be a printer cuz your picture has been plastered in my mind all day..
19. Do you work for al qaeda? u hijacked my heart
20. You are the noor of my eyes.
21.I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
22.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
23. Have your wali call my ammi
24. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
25. You are the coolness of my eyes.
26. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
27. You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
28.Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
29.Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
30.Black is definately your color.
31. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I'm going to go blind!
32. "Hey I'm a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?"
32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
33.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
34.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
35.I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
36.To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
38.You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
39.I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr
40. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
41.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
43.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
44.I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
45.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
46.I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
47.I just made dua for YOU
48.I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
49.Do u remember me?...from the alam al-arwah?
50.You make me realize why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
51.I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk

[sister herb]

The best one:

13) "So, read any good Surahs lately?"

;D