Write your own news

[sister herb]

I got an idea from this post:

Sigh every morning I wake up with bad news.


Hopefully I will hear theSE headlines soon.

SYRIA CIVIL WAR OVER.
DAESH RESIGNS CALIPHATE ADMITS TO TRUE ISLAM
MUSLIM PREVENTS SHOOTING
ISRAEL PALESTINE PEACE
DONALD TRUMP RESIGNS.

http://www.islamicboard.com/world-af...ml#post2917925

As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

Let me start:

Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will die of starvation
July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency

[muslimah_B]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

[Serinity]

:salam:

"Breaking news: we can now teleport to whatever Island we want! Read more"
Serinity's Global Tech report

[strivingobserver98]

Anonymous report reveals Farhan didn't leave IB, he was the secret owner all this time!

Herb International News

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[sister herb]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

Special report: Herb´s International Aviation Association offers free flights for the worlds elite
Herb´s Magazine



Bon voyage!

[Serinity]

:salam:

Serinity newspaper reports: 20 people saved from a violent monster, which emerged from the ground in the afternoon, reports say that it was 5 meters tall!
read more!

Serinity's Newspaper.


​lol at my reporting skills.

[LaSorcia]

*the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
MuslimahB Global press reports

That made me laugh out loud.
So did Serenity's post above.

[LaSorcia]

People of the Book All Get Along and Unite Against Evil in the World!

[LaSorcia]

Billionaire Donates All Their Money to Open World's Largest Playground For Children: Free For Everyone.

[LaSorcia]

Donald Trump Finds Faith In God!
He has started a campaign for world-wide nuclear disarmament.

Edit- I should have added: It's a miracle!

[noraina]

Latest technology allow fruits, especially strawberries, to grow all year round whatever the season, to the delight of all.

Noraina Daily

[noraina]

The niqab ban is lifted from all places and is well on its way to becoming an accepted and welcome sight on streets.

Noraina Daily.

[Serinity]

BREAKING NEWS: Fruit control Company has now started inspecting company's fruit quality! Reports say that the company intends to rid off all harmful chemicals! Read more


Global Health and wellbeing association - GHWA!

[sister herb]

These our own news put me to smile and believe they really are true. The world feels safer place already.

[Serinity]

I got an idea from this post:




http://www.islamicboard.com/world-af...ml#post2917925

As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

Let me start:

Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will not die of starvation
July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

[muslimah_B]

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

She made a whoopsie lol

[sister herb]

you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.

Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
Herb Magazine

[muslimah_B]

Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
Herb Magazine

Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^

[Serinity]

Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^

Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

Serinity Magazine

[muslimah_B]

Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

Serinity Magazine

*Breaking news* serinity magazine tycoon c.e.o Serinity has just been confirmed as kidnapped, as to who and why is still under speculation, no ransom note has been sent so far, for further updates on this breaking story stay tuned to
Muslimahb global news

[sister herb]

Special news report: Serinity has founded in good condition

He was found in the basement of Muslimah_B's Magazine´s headquarters, eating sister Herb´s world famous cherry pie and reading the book named "No more spelling mistakes in English language".

Our reporters will follow the situation.

[Serinity]

Special news report: Serinity has founded in good condition

Breaking NEWS: Herb's magazine charged with 2.9 billion dollars for forgetting a word! Reports say that she forgot to write "been" before "founded" so that it is "Been founded".

Anonymous Serinity Magazine.

[sister herb]

:hiding: These were supposed to be good news...

imsad

[muslimah_B]

Breaking news
C.e.o of Serinity magazine has somehow ended up on snake Island, could this somehow be payback, or a cruel joke, details are sketchy at best.
Muslimah_B global news reporting

[Akhi_Umar]

BREAKING NEWS:

Read Post #2
*Slowly Claps*

[Serinity]

Special news: there was 2 minor earthquakes near Snake Island, reports say that the Anonymous aviation has delayed flights in favor of Serinity. Ships are at halt. Serinity is starving in Snake Island.

Anonymous Magazine.

[sister herb]

Special news: there was 2 minor earthquakes near Snake Island, reports say that the Anonymous aviation has delayed flights in favor of Serinity. Ships are at halt. Serinity is starving in Snake Island.

Anonymous Magazine.

Special interview from snake Island: Original inhabitants of snake Island are finally happy: "World elite was a tasty meal, new teleport shipments are welcomed"
Snake Magazine

[Serinity]

Breaking news: A new portal has been found, scientists assume that it leads to a new dimension!

Headline: A Billionaire donated 20 billion dollars to Orphanages! And the businesses who refused, their stock market-value went down by a mindblowing 60%!
Read more!

HEADLINE - SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: IT has been reported that a crew of tech savys went to see to be pirates! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW? They got 20% of the whole military base! Source of these goods are unknown! experts are still investigating.

Serinity World Magazine.

[sister herb]

The forecast for today: Sun is shining! :D

The Herb News

[Abz2000]

26 billion people turned up to watch the latest jason bourne movie, early reports indicate that due to the number of vacant seats left unused, organizers contracted with prisons and mental hospitals to bring busloads of people in jumpsuits and pyjamas to give halls a lively atmosphere. Organizers and prison and hospital authorities deny allegations of wrongdoing despite sawn off handcuffs and straight jackets being found all over the floors of every cinema hall in america, officials are yet to give an accurate head-count of remaining patients and prisoners and instead are offering to provide an online digital count .

Stay tuned for updates.

[sister herb]

^^ Popcorns sold out! :popcorn:

Corn farmer´s News

[Serinity]

:salam:

50 people dead in a meteorite crash on a distant rural village. It is said that there are 4 survivers, 14 injured, and 50 dead! In total 68 causalties! Click here to know more.

Causality news report!

[sister herb]

:salam:

50 people dead in a meteorite crash on a distant rural village. It is said that there are 4 survivers, 14 injured, and 50 dead! In total 68 causalties! Click here to know more.

Causality news report!

Can you read the text written by red color?

As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

If yes, please, read it again! Happy news - only happy news! "Reports" of deaths are not happy news!!!!

:/:

[Serinity]

Can you read the text written by red color?



If yes, please, read it again! Happy news - only happy news! "Reports" of deaths are not happy news!!!!

:/:

I see.

MORE NEWS:

The meteorite strike is composed of 47% iron, 25% nickle, 2% Copper, 1% Gold, 12% Titanium, 0.8% Platinum, 0.2% Tin, 0.2% Lithium, 0.5% Uranium, and 11.3% of Rock.

The weight is: 25 tons! I.e. 25000 Kg

Chemistry's news report.

[sister herb]

I see.

Then, show some respect for the meaning of this thread - or open your own thread for other kind of news.

[strivingobserver98]

@sister herb and @Umm Abed deliver powerful keynote speech at Islamic Knowledge conference 2020!

[Search]

:bism: (In the Name of God, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful)

:sl: (Peace be upon you)

Breaking News: Farhan has emerged from his hiatus on IB to the sounds of ringing joy and celebration of IB members.
Search's News Report. Stay tuned for more...

:wa: (And peace be upon you)

@sister herb and @Umm Abed deliver powerful keynote speech at Islamic Knowledge conference 2020!

[sister herb]

Trump surprised again: We don´t need walls!
Herb Magazine

[Finding MEMO]

A new craze has broken riot across London..
People participating in the 'Mannequin Challenge' are now taking this craze to a new height of hysteria.
People are revolutionising the act of freezing in mid action by attempting to not laugh when tickled by a giant yellow man dressed as a Minion.

Anyone successfully not moving or laughing wins £100 for their choice of Charity. So far only 3 people out of 256 have succeeded to date.

Thumbs up for the giant Minion near you!

[Aryeh Jay]

Breaking News. US President Trump sends a positive message on Twitter.
NFNN (Not Fake News Network)

[Finding MEMO]

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[Simple_Person]

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[sister herb]

^o) ^ Those belong to the nerd jokes. Please to go the other thread of you think to continue.

[Scimitar]

Aleph News Broadcast, Broadcasting banalities bi-weekly,

Our headlines for today :D

American Arsonists And Abortion Clinics

Britains Brexit BS

Candid camera catches casual couples copulating criminally
Double Decker destroys Donald Duck in Disneyland

Eel eating elves, elevate European Union

[Simple_Person]

^o) ^ Those belong to the nerd jokes. Please to go the other thread of you think to continue.

Sister, i thought you spoke that language also. I am fluent in binary. shall i translate it for you?

[Simple_Person]

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[Finding MEMO]

@Scimitar

01010011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00111111

BREAKING NEWS
IB Forum has been hacked!!!

[Simple_Person]

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4f 6f 68 20 73 69 73 74 65 72 2c 20 69 20 6e 65 76 65 72 20 6b 6e 65 77 20 79 6f 75 20 61 6c 73 6f 20 73 70 6f 6b 65 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 20 66 6c 65 75 6e 74 6c 79 2e

(For the NORMAL people on this forum. http://bfy.tw/AQGQ)

Ooh sister, i never knew you also spoke binary fleuntly.

Bro I don't!

I'm just good at google because I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of my partners mouth.

But...
maybe you should move this thread???
Especially if it's not fitting the intended subject.

Jazak'Allah Khayr

[Simple_Person]

Ooh sister, i never knew you also spoke binary fleuntly.

Bro I don't!

I'm just good at google because I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of my partners mouth.

But...
maybe you should move this thread???
Especially if it's not fitting the intended subject.

Jazak'Allah Khayr

Yeah, i thought so that maybe people would not be happy with those post..

[ardianto]

BREAKING NEWS
IB Forum has been hacked!!!

[Scimitar]

cough up that red pill bro, morpheus wants it back :D

Scimi

[noraina]

Planting one fruit, vegetable or herb per household is made compulsory across the UK, to encourage self-sufficiency and independence. (seriously, :D)



And finally, smoking is made illegal as the government realises despite the vast power and profits of the tobacco industry, smoking really does kill.

[azc]

All the prominent scholars of different sects of ummah gathered in Ka'aba and vowed to unite this ummah