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786rani
05-01-2006, 06:25 PM
SLIP OF TONGUE

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "ohh crap …":rant:
rani
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Devoted
05-02-2006, 12:48 PM
mAY Allah protect me (And you;)) from marrying to a MAN like that..yeah im a hopelles romanticus and yes i believe in love;)
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MetSudaisTwice
05-02-2006, 12:50 PM
salam
lol, mashallah
jazakallah for that
wasalam
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05-02-2006, 12:52 PM
:sl:

Lolll thats jokezzzzzzzz ;D

:w:
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IbnAbdulHakim
05-02-2006, 03:24 PM
lol that mans a fish!!!!!!
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Hijaabi22
05-02-2006, 03:24 PM
[banana]lol^^^^^[/banana]
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Kittygyal
05-02-2006, 03:25 PM
sALAM,

lolZ but am sure i heard this b4 tho :)

W.salam
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786rani
05-03-2006, 03:58 PM
thanx ppl, i'm not married. i'm 2 young! ait was a joke a friend shared with me!
rani
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Anonymous.92
05-04-2006, 08:04 AM
Lol!
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rahi
05-04-2006, 01:46 PM
lol it was good.:giggling:
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shariq_0189
05-04-2006, 02:33 PM
ncie tht was really good.
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Muslimaatan
05-05-2006, 03:28 AM
ohhhhhhh shooooootzz...i didn't know he gonna say that!! LOLZZZ ..wooow..datz messed uppppp!!! loooooooooolzz
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beliefindeath
05-05-2006, 04:04 AM
Salam

LOL, should've been posted on halal funny jokes,
but nevermind

Wassalam
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syilla
05-05-2006, 04:59 AM
in malay words (it is more like slang).... 'KANTOI DAH'.

hehehe....
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extinction
05-05-2006, 05:02 AM
lol what a dunce....never read the book on playing(j.k there is no book)
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