Reason why i never visit rich people

[Yasmine018]

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Reason why I never visit rich people!!
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>Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
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>Answer: "tea please"
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>Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
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>Answer : "Ceylon tea "
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>Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
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>Answer: "white"
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>Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
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>Answer: "With milk "
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>Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
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>Answer: "With cow milk please.
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>Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
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>Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
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>Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
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>Answer: "With sugar"
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>Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
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>Answer: "Cane sugar "
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>Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
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>Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
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>Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
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>Answer: "Mineral water"
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>Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
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>Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

[no1_outbider]

LOL!!Yah sis i remeebr when i got this i thouht shut up will you stop showing off with everything you got at home!!!

[The Ruler]

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whoa!! :lol: i learnt the names of different types of tea by reading that :D:D:D:D:D

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[afzalaung]

LOL...
i think that the house owner's runing a supermarket in the house.

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[snakelegs]

lol - good one! ;D

[lyesh]

looooooool! thts crazy!

[BlissfullyJaded]

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A similar joke has been posted here:
http://www.islamicboard.com/halal-fu...t-5-hotel.html

:)