Hope this makes you smile...

[Sister_6038]

EVER WONDER where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?


Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?
AND...


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)


On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to
smile every once in a while.

[Al-Zaara]

... That was just awesome!!!!!!! lol ;D ;D ;D

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Yeah, why didn't he??

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".

Hahahaha... Now those are just hilarious!!

Great post! :D

:sl:

[Malaikah]

:sl:

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?

Isnt that because the plane will be too heavy to life of the ground? :?

Hilarious list btw! ;D

[rubiesand]

Funny list. Thanx for the :giggling:

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[Pk_#2]

ha ha

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

u 4gt if mineral water is so good 4ya why do dey have best b4 dates on dem :-\ ma auntie cme up wid dt 1 lol

[The Ruler]

:sl:

;D...nice post :happy:...i got answers for a few of the top ones...but i thought forgeddit :D

:w:

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

nah nah cary on sis ^ lol

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LOL! i never thought about this. so hilarious haha!

[Yasmine018]

hmmm pretty interesting^o)
Thank Sis, that was lovelyyyyyy:D :D

[lyesh]

lol!