Sales Telephone calls...........

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Have you had one of those? how did they go?

The one's I get usually go something like this..........

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ello, how are you this evening, I am hoping I am not disturbing you

well yes you are as it happens

very good, can i be intresting you in a phone

no

why not

i,ve got one

oh! but do you get 200000000 free min with it and 40000 free texts

no

do you want one that does

no

but

goodbye

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another other is:

Congratulations your have won the comp you have entered

No I have not

Yes you have

I didn,t enter a comp

but your name has been drawn

I don't want it

but it's free

nu such thing

pardon

no such thing as free, you lull me in then I have to phone up a number at £15.00 per call

but you could win a hol

ah ah you said I have won now it's could

but

goodbye
 
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i did telesales it was hilarious...trying out my different accents on unsuspecting victims....
 
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gosh i love dem people:D but i think they dont really like me for some reason, i dunno why they seem to cut me off the line:p
muahahahaaa
:w:
 
if you dont want sales calls...just contact your telephone provider and get yourself on the TPS....telephone preference service, which basically means legally these companies cannot contact you....and its a free service
 
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I also did telesales,

It's pretty amazing, once you get into it you can sell ice to an eskimo, just using the right tactics.
 
just hang up the phone.. dont bother talking to them sales ppl..

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Why hang up when u can make their life misery for 10 minutes?:p If u can make them hang up, you've hit gold:p
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Why hang up when u can make their life misery for 10 minutes?:p If u can make them hang up, you've hit gold:p
:w:

lol, Your so mean. They are just trying to make a living. I give anyone props to do sales. It's very hard to do. :).
 
sales is a vicious thing....but highly entertaining or i think that may just be me as i giggled my way through my 12 month sales career....ironically enough that helped me get through it for so long
 
lol, Your so mean. They are just trying to make a living. I give anyone props to do sales. It's very hard to do. :).

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:p they disturb me eatin my grilled chicken with salad and lemon on top, with a bit of hot chilly, make me turn the Tv volume down, and thus get a bit of erm grease? on my remote:p and you're callin me mean?

Well comon they're going to get paid regardles of whether they make a customer out of me or not..Try asking them whats cooking? Or if they want something to eat:p
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:sl:

Nevertheless; it's a evil way of making money, because no matter what the 'bargain' is; you'll pay for it.
 
i think that with sales youve gotta be honest...ok many may say why you saying such a silly thing, but trust me those who lie get caught out with plenty of returns lol!!
 
I asked one to wait just a minute, and came back five minutes later, and listened for thirty seconds......then asked him wait another minute.......five minutes later..... third time he was gone. I guess he didn't really want to talk to me.
 
Hate them.........

When I got those calls on my mobile, I will like listen to them for 5 mins and then just switch off the mobile (as if the battery was weak and drained... or having no signal) and switch on the mobile again like 5 hours later...
 
Hate them.........

When I got those calls on my mobile, I will like listen to them for 5 mins and then just switch off the mobile (as if the battery was weak and drained... or having no signal) and switch on the mobile again like 5 hours later...

It seems deep down, that you really love them............to go through all that trouble.......lol!
 

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