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deen_2007
03-24-2007, 05:18 PM
:giggling: ;D ;D :giggling: OMG...this is so funny!! i had to share it...credit goes to this other sister on another forum...


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.


Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
he agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about
five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but
I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing,
and banging on the walls.


After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.


"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."


*Moral: Never put a woman to the test.*


i hope i didnt offend any sisters on this forum......Brothers make sure you lock up all the kitchen equipment after you get married...

:omg: :X :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
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shible
03-24-2007, 05:24 PM
It was really Weird kind of Fun since the guy who reads it first feel it a bit strange

Well there are many kind of jokes like these on Official Jokes thread.

Sis try to update your jokes over there.

And most of them are aimed at Blonde girls and women
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deen_2007
03-24-2007, 05:36 PM
^^ okay...som1 can merge it...
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Sabbir_1
03-24-2007, 06:07 PM
not funny..:raging:
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Count DeSheep
03-24-2007, 07:18 PM
Originally Posted by khalil27
not funny..:raging:
Psh.

It was hill-air-E-us. XD
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deen_2007
03-24-2007, 07:35 PM
Originally Posted by khalil27
not funny..:raging:
why bro? explain.....:?

oh...i get it.....:X
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deen_2007
03-24-2007, 07:36 PM
Originally Posted by Count DeSheep
Psh.

It was hill-air-E-us. XD
eXaCtLy !!!! ;D :p :coolious:
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shible
03-24-2007, 07:37 PM
Well i told you abt the views

That's why i described it as Weird kind of Fun
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deen_2007
03-24-2007, 07:39 PM
okay guys.....stop shooting @ me...........mods u can delete the thread if u want!!!!
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Noor
03-24-2007, 07:44 PM
Real Funny :)
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ummAbdillah
03-24-2007, 10:56 PM
its called girl power lol
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'Abd al-Baari
03-25-2007, 02:47 PM
:sl:

that was funny, thanks for sharing
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Pk_#2
03-25-2007, 02:50 PM
How is that funny?

Anyways nice try sis :D

i DIDN'T REALLY LAUGH SO...

Hmm..

Peace :p
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deen_2007
03-25-2007, 02:57 PM
^^ i didnt write it...so if its not funny....im not to blame...but i found it funny...lol
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Confucius
03-25-2007, 03:07 PM
salamualikum....ive heard that joke before...only it was about the 'english, irish and scotsman'
nwy when i was first told i laughed for ages and my sides hurt rly bad. lol.
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bint abdulhamid
03-25-2007, 03:08 PM
:omg: :omg: :D So Funny Hahaha I Had 2 4ward It 2 Ma M8ts Who Eva Dosent Find It Funny I'll Callem All Lameos
(its Wot I Call A Sarcy Comment!):thumbs_up :thumbs_up :thumbs_up
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Sanobar
03-25-2007, 03:12 PM
:sl:

haha.. :haha: dat was a funny one there.. hehe.. jazakAllah for sharing it!! :)
:w:
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Al_Imaan
03-25-2007, 09:28 PM
i think i've read this b4...but thanx for sharing...:D
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.:Umniyah:.
03-27-2007, 04:06 AM
:sl:
hahaha, hilarious....its so funny how theyve made us women out to be so "after" our husbands. lol gee are we really that bad?
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enaya
03-27-2007, 08:48 AM
OMG LOL you made my day, thats was halarious you know glad i came by this this dicussion :thumbs_up :D :D
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Eric H
03-27-2007, 10:04 AM
Greetings deen_2007;

That was a cracker, and the scary thing is I see just the tiniest glimmer of truth in that joke.

It just brings to mind Is there a right time of the month to put a woman to such a test:D

Eric
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IbnAbdulHakim
03-27-2007, 10:05 AM
scary people !
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deen_2007
03-27-2007, 11:26 AM
ha ha...so its funny overall! well for those who think it has the slightest glimps of us women...or....ask are we that bad?....nope...wer not.we women will never do that. wer not that dumb......so dnt fear lads!
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Ayesha Rana
03-28-2007, 11:06 AM
Glimmer of truth urself;D bro
im not like that... tho it depends whos in the room rofl
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Qurratul Ayn
03-28-2007, 11:19 AM
:salamext:

We women are good! ;D Nice post Sister deen_2007!!!

:salamext:
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DeSi_MuSlImAh
03-28-2007, 11:22 AM
Dat was soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny..Well done sistaz

Huh dnt mess wiv us gurlz...
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Ayesha Rana
03-28-2007, 11:25 AM
yeah! and anyway i dnt like guns... swords are soo more stylish... actually id use Martial arts Kiyai!
Who dus Tae kwan doe?;D
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Musaafirah
03-28-2007, 11:29 AM
Hehe.. That makes it seem as though the men are soft hearted or something.. ^o)
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SATalha
03-28-2007, 11:35 AM
Man just posting on this thread is making me.....scared. Arg arg arg arg very funny,
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Ayesha Rana
03-28-2007, 11:37 AM
lol! ... okay i wont say wot i was about to rofl!
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Lina
04-01-2007, 12:10 AM
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."


Feshkel
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Re.TiReD
01-12-2009, 01:09 PM
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said,"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."


MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

;D
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crayon
01-12-2009, 01:14 PM
We're not evil!.......:statisfie

Honest...

:Evil:
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IbnAbdulHakim
01-12-2009, 01:29 PM
posted a million times but funny
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*Yasmin*
01-12-2009, 01:39 PM
so funny
women are the problem of the world :)
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IbnAbdulHakim
01-12-2009, 03:07 PM
Originally Posted by zAk
Threads Merged.You are kidding. Right? :ermm:
i think she means it in a humurous way as in:

"haha, its your problem now !"



get it?
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Ansariyah
01-12-2009, 03:25 PM
That wasn't Funny, not even close!
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G├╝ven
01-12-2009, 03:28 PM
^yes it was LOL ;D
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jen.bas
01-12-2009, 04:23 PM
really funny. it called girl power..
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*Yasmin*
01-12-2009, 04:44 PM
Originally Posted by zAk
Threads Merged.You are kidding. Right? :ermm:
sure
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Orn
01-20-2009, 02:50 PM
all the more reason for me to be scared of getting married lol!
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