British women!!

[sabah]

DUTIES OF WIVES

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to
be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn ' t see any results, but the next day
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and
he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn ' t see anything, the second day he didn ' t see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher and call a landscaper.

:D

[Mysterious Uk]

Hahaha!!!

[amirah_87]

:sl:

Lol! I heard the same thing but it was slightly different. :giggling:

Anyhow British women aren't like that! :mmokay:

:p

[~Taalibah~]

:sl:
Haha! :D

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[chacha_jalebi]

im british. but not a woman:embarrass

they cant use asians in this joke, because asians already do these and more duties:p

[AhlaamBella]

lol very funny. A little over-exagerated im a british woman/girl (only 16 people! lol). I don't beat people up...kinda ;)

[sabah]

lol im british too, u never no seeing all this westen behaviour might turn us into a boxer, so BEWARE :uuh:

[Aliyah206]

LOL..good one.
subhanallah..

[rozeena]

lol! dats 2 funni. hw can u do dt 2 ur hubby!:? lol.

[Nabooly]

Lool thats hilarious! :D

[Malaikah]

:sl:

Just wondering, I know it is a joke, but do British men really expect their wives to mow the lawn in the same way they might except her to cook the meal?

Isn't it always the mans job?

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:salamext:

:lol: Jokes....!

[ummzayd]

:sl:

Just wondering, I know it is a joke, but do British men really expect their wives to mow the lawn in the same way they might except her to cook the meal?

Isn't it always the mans job?

:sl:

always....and if any British person ever called a 'landscaper' to 'mow the lawn' I'll eat my pinny.

btw no British man expects his wife to cook a meal....maybe put a ready meal in the microwave if he's lucky lol. jokes sometimes have a grain of truth.....

[Malaikah]

btw no British man expects his wife to cook a meal....maybe put a ready meal in the microwave if he's lucky lol. jokes sometimes have a grain of truth.....

For real? Man, times are changing. And people wonder why obesity rates amongst kids are on the rise...!!

[Rare Rose]

That's funny
looool

[pasionatemumina]

that sooooo funny
but sly inna way:giggling:

[☆•♥°ąყ℮Տիმ°♥•☆]

Assalam-o-Allikum
Very funny!
but i assure you.. british women are not like that... :P

[crayon]

Ahahahaha, hilarious.:D

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:salamext:

Most british women are like that :D

[☆•♥°ąყ℮Տիმ°♥•☆]

Most british women are like that

Assalam-o-Allikum
Well i for one, Alhamdulilah Wa Shukru Lilal, am glad to say that i fall in the 'lesser' catergory than the 'most' :)

[Ali.]

I don't get it :(.

EDIT: Oh now I get it. LOL I'm sure not all British girls are like that...are they? :okay:

[sabah]

I don't get it :(.

EDIT: Oh now I get it. LOL I'm sure not all British girls are like that...are they? :okay:

brother be scared!!

Thats true we arent all like that, just a few or maybe more than a few.

[nadia85]

lol loved it

[adeeb]

so funny... and be ready for that situation in the future... thats not wrong but not also true...

some of them are like that...i guess!

haha

[truemuslim]

^^^ maybe juss the non-muslim ones? hehe

[ummzayd]

^^^ maybe juss the non-muslim ones? hehe

yep I think you're right....no hang on some practising xtians are very traditional...so um-maybe just the athiest ones??? lol

anyway I have a confession to make cos if you read the original post it's like the guy is ORDERING the wife to do all these things. And I think maybe in that situation I would react similar to the British woman....I mean I'll do those things for love of my family and cos my husband works so very hard for me and the kids but if he ever treated me like a doormat....well just DON'T, that's all. unless you like supernoodles or cornflakes or something for dinner in future.

[noorseeker]

Vert funny

[Cabdullahi]

I knew it Finally the truth comes out British women are aggresive and they have a habit of beating men up and they cause all the domestic violence.............just kiddin:)

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:salamext:

^ I don't know whether ur kidding or not, but ur jokes are starting to get offensive.

[Cabdullahi]

:salamext:

^ I don't know whether ur kidding or not, but ur jokes are starting to get offensive.

Offensive??^o)^o)^o) okay i shall just becareful about what i say next time:enough!::enough!::enough!::enough!:

[*Marwah]

:sl:
lo0ol funny...Joker:giggling:
Sallam

[wildkat]

well serve him right I say... sounds like an idiot anyways!!!