THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

[-Elle-]

Do you all remember the "How women 'work' " thread?

here's a little revenge...mwahahaha. :)Enjoy!

THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

A patient seriously sick is at the hospital. The family is joined together in the waiting room.


A doctor enters,tired,and says: "Sorry, I've come to bring you bad news. The only chance of survival is a brain transplantation. It is an experimental operation, very risky and it's expenses will be completely covered by you."


The family remains shocked. One of the members asks: "How much does a brain cost?"


"That depends, answers the doctor. It is 5000 $ for the brain of a man and 200 $ for the brain of a woman."


A long silence follows this statement. The men of the family retain themselves from laughing and avoid looking at the women.


A curious person dares nevertheless to ask "the question": "Doctor, why is there such a difference in price?"

The doctor smiles,faced to such a question, then answers: "the brains of women cost less because they have been used."



SHARE THIS WITH AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN.



Greetings to the men who smiled to half of the history...



Kisses with the women who smiled at the end! ! ! !

:X;D

**EDIT: I added a few more jokes..scroll down :) mwahaha

[sister herb]

Nice... Thanks for sharing :D

[smile]

so good man!

[------]

:salamext:

LOL so tru! Nice share lol Jazaak Allaah Khayr .

EDIT: Wonder why no brothers are posting here? lol

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[-Elle-]

^^^rofl ;D


here's a few more:X

[Fishman]

:sl:
Brain fascism! Blatantly! Arrgh! Aaaddaa! Ad...
Zzz...

:raging:
:raging::enough!:
:w:

[Fishman]

:sl:
And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

No offense intended, lol!
:D
:w:

[-Elle-]

:sl:
And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

No offense intended, lol!
:D
:w:

lol,yup,their degraded and worn out...
by the time we're dead.
:D

[truemuslim]

:happy: nice one!

[Na7lah]

thnks 4 sharing i liked
the one with the punctuation
;D

ma'salamah

[Noor 13]

:sl:
:D
how true

[rozeena]

lol! so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu n funni lol

[Khayal]

:sl:

No need to prove, Alhamdulilah!

:w:

[jouju]

houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!

[-Elle-]

houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!

awh :) You're most welcome!

Glad all of you guys..uhm..girls:) liked it.
lol

[Ali.]

I loled at that, only because of the fact that it is utterly and completely wrong! :D :okay:

Lol just kiddin', I don't wanna' start a gender war here :O

[chosen]

I cut and pasted this joke and sent it to every guy in my office...we laughed allday yesterday....thankyou

[AhlaamBella]

lol wicked. Loved 'em :D:D:D:D:D

[sadia faisal]

Lol tooooo true!!!

[limitless]

@_@ i dont get the message :S so women's brains arent new? ;o that sucks huh? (lost)

[-Elle-]

I cut and pasted this joke and sent it to every guy in my office...we laughed allday yesterday....thankyou

niiice..!(it's cool that they laughed,show's a lot of character,it's good to be able to laugh @ yourself..erm..well,your gender.lol)
and you're welcome!:D

@_@ i dont get the message :S so women's brains arent new? ;o that sucks huh? (lost)

lol,women's brains aren't new because they have been used during their lifetime...so they cost less because they're [used](ex:a used car would cost less than a new one)...

men's brains cost more because they're new:i.e: men's brain have not been used during their lifetime...i.e(once more):men do not use their brain(hehehe).

get it?:D

Oh,no offence intented by my explanation,I don't mean it in a literal sense,im only defining the joke!

:w:

[☆•♥°ąყ℮Տիმ°♥•☆]

Assalam-o-Allikum
hahahaha... thank you so much.. really made me laugh :giggling:

[khadija_007]

:sl:
that put a smile on my face Jazakallah:D

[al_islam]

Hehe...

[al_islam]

HEHE,

Nice try

Wait for mine to be approved !!!

[guyabano]

Some more 'Brain' Stuff... hehehe

Note: I cannot post the man's brain, as it would be against the Board rules. :-\

[Pk_#2]

Some more 'Brain' Stuff... hehehe

Note: I cannot post the man's brain, as it would be against the Board rules. :-\

Is it thaat bad? Ses alot innay, Gayobeeno you're so silly man!

That is not my brain, I never think of shoes, trainers/sneakers all the way!

Toilet cleaning? I forget to go to the loo sometimes forget cleaning it..

I dun memba ma own birthday even, this is all gibberish I tell ya!

[Muslim Knight]

Wow guyabano, that sure provoked a strong response!!~ LOLs.

[Nájlá]

HEHE,

Nice try

Wait for mine to be approved !!!

really funny houda waiting to see urs al_islam

[-Elle-]

[BANANA]Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

(LOL)

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.[/BANANA]

[*WhisSPeR...*]

jazzakuallah those were funny!!

although for the first one, i heard a similar one except that it wasn't between male and female.. it was between a CHINESE brain and a TURKISH brain :)

[Periwinkle18]

lol thanks for sharing sis :)

[Cabdullahi]

Look at all the sisters how happy theyre,nice joke but u gotta take it easy on us aight!!

[Danah]

loooooooooool, thanks sis for the joke
:happy::happy:

[-Elle-]

My pleasure:D

[wildkat]

hehehe lol this really made me laugh!!!

[deen_2007]

sooo true..i get this one..lol

[krypton6]

"Greetings to the men who smiled to half of the history..."

That'll be me

[God-is-great]

hahaahahahaha
nice one :D

[Danah]

I liked this one.......sooo true:coolious: lol

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

[Zahida]

:sl: Probably because we are soooo brainy the men couldn't understand it therefore didn't respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:w:

awh :) You're most welcome!

Glad all of you guys..uhm..girls:) liked it.
lol

[Tara x]

lol yeh n i herd that men have pea sized brains :D
JS SUMIN I HERD.....
NO offence !!! lol

[God-is-great]

-cough cough-
none taken :Evil: ahem, i mean :D

[Yanal]

Logic. A man studies and actually uses the degrees to get a job while on the other hand women get more deegres and end up as house wives ,if women use their brain more intellictually(spelled wrong please correct me bro zAk) and just gradute with one simple degree the parents will have more money to give chairity. Logic.

[Tara x]

lol pea sized :D

[Yanal]

Looks like your emphasizing yourself here to known as spam.Dont. But we prefer to call our brains peanuts or walnuts rather then peas.

[Tara x]

okaaaaaaay sowi lol
wteva u say bro :)

[_Rida_]

LOL! That was funny ;D

[Peterwf]

lol

But I do not understand the "Does it match" question in the flow diagram, is it important?

[SouljahOfAllah]

Lol at first i was like :eek:
Jazakhullahu khiran for the post awsome :p

[peaceandlove]

Thanks Nice One

[Abdu-l-Majeed]

[BANANA]Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

(LOL)

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.[/BANANA]

:haha:

May Allah reward you, haven't laughed like this for quite some time. :D :D