Punjabi jokes, everyone post em!

[aadil77]

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you might need to know a bit of urdu or punjabi, enjoy!:D

American told sardar: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: which part?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar: Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar: Yes. A good doctor.
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

[truemuslim]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL BRO!!!! HAHA MADE ME REALLY LOL...hehe...

[truemuslim]

heres more :

Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,

FRIEND icture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

lol

[chacha_jalebi]

erm change the title from sardar to something else

just incase some sardars get offended

and stop picking on sardar jis :D

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[truemuslim]

LOL ....q....what are sardars? india ppl?

[chacha_jalebi]

^ sardars mainly like sikh people, and its a stereotype really like if you got a beard and a turban - like the sikhs do, then someone might call you a sardar!

so thats why i said its best to change the title of the thread and change the "sardar" bit of the jokes

[truemuslim]

^ OOOOH OK!....


so what jokes can we post on here? not sardar? or what?

[aadil77]

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Lool!,
lets just say sardars are indian sikhs (no offence to anyone), quite humble and guilable:D,
basically an indian version of a blonde!;D

[chacha_jalebi]

if you wanna post then just change the title bit and say a man lol

btw there is a official jokes thread peoplings


http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...es-thread.html

[truemuslim]

LOOOLL we shud have one for blondies! there jokes are hilarius... Thanks chaca..i never really even saw that b4 lol.

lol this one makes me LAUGH!!!

A BLONDE INDIAN took an answering machine home and fixed it

home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it

because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke

bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" (Idiot! He's taking the phone and

saying he's not there.)


i changed sardar to blonde indian

[aadil77]

LOOOLL we shud have one for blondies! there jokes are hilarius... Thanks chaca..i never really even saw that b4 lol.

lol this one makes me LAUGH!!!

A BLONDE INDIAN took an answering machine home and fixed it

home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it

because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke

bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" (Idiot! He's taking the phone and

saying he's not there.)


i changed sardar to blonde indian

Lool ! sadar still sounds funnier

[aadil77]

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

[truemuslim]

^ Loooooll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wildkat]

got some more:

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions


- 'Answer in brief'.

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".

Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".

SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?

SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

[wildkat]

What you do NOT want to hear on a plane!!!

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to
Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off,
owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery.

This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi.
Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
the East. And if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your
village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety.
In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are
afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting
this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
(I presume that the other 50% were the terrorists themselves!!!)
For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff have all
the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our
Stewardesses Bubbly and Goldie will be happy to brief you on our
out-of-court settlement policies.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off ! To make your free fall to
earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and
biscuits !

For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who
can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
television.

But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India,
where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.

There is no-smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you
see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
telling us to slow down!

Life jacket are positioned under your seats and free
bathing costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming
shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little
too close do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies
right through the landmark !

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who
can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your
seat.

And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase.

Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend
my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself
to the cock pit.

Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. HAVE A NICE JOURNEY.

[truemuslim]

^ Looooooooooooooooooooooooll!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Khayal]

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:lol::lol:


:w:

[Souljette]

OMGGG THIS IS TOOOO FUNNYYY hahahaahahah jokess..

[AvarAllahNoor]

Sardar is a Punjabi, Persian and Hindi word used to mean a male follower of the Sikh faith. The word's cognate in Persian, Sirdar, (Persian: سردار ) (Sardār, IPA: [Sɐrda:r]) means commander. Literally sar means "head" while dar means "holder" in Persian. Thus, the term Sardar also means a military or political leader, comparable to the english chieftain.

Well I'm a Sardar, and not a bimbo! These Sardar jokes were created by hindu bigots to show us Sikhs in a bad light, not worked though.

Some jokes are funny. But they have no reflection on the Sikhs. And Sardars are Panjabi, not indian! - Would be respectful to adjust the title.

Gur Fateh

[AvarAllahNoor]

Also note - In Afghanistan and Pakistan, many Pashtun, Baloch, Sindhi and Brahui tribal leaders are called Sardars. It's offensive to many!

[aadil77]

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Yes these jokes were't meant to offend or reflect anyone, so no offence, they're just made up indian bimbo jokes

[Mysterious Uk]

[QUOTE=aadil77;906886]:sl:

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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LOL v. funny. :haha:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

LOL found this thread as i was bored :\, anyways some funny jokes, I am sorry i am too late folkz *2 or 3 Years later*

So Yeah

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Oh on an importantified note, theres a similar thread to this and quite amusing, Ill post when i find it:D Like punjaabi words in english lol so yeah

[sohail1234]

hahahahah big LOL... but BTW brother it is not punjabi its urdu :D