Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[x Maz x]

[PIE]"Four Rules of Communication:
1... Is it true?
2... Is it necessary?
3... Is the motive pure?
4... Is it beneficial?
If you can't say 'yes' to all of them, then say nothing at all" [/PIE]

Ibn 'Umar reported that the Prophet (Pbuh) said: "Do not indulge in empty, useless talk without the rememberance of Allah, for excessive talk without Allah's rememberance hardens the heat; and the person farthest from Allah is the one who has a hard heart"...
now i think i should run, got a feeling me going to be bombed outa this thread, let me save you the hassle, i'l run myself! Laugh out loud Peace! x

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is bro Muezzin so mean and give me a warn????:(

[x Maz x]

Sorry, but this thread...daaaaaaaaaaym i know i posted in it and toba toba...my stupidity...but erm is that even relevant? this was discussed in the sister's section but obviusly no-one had the courage to inform the people posting away here..something abit wrong eh? or do you beg to differ...how is this helping to learn about the deen and moreover there is ALOT of free mixing here?...If you wish to know contact him via PM otherwise please sister take heed...Allahu Alim and forgive me for saying anything wrong!! WalaykumAsalaam x

[Sister_6038]

ok anyways so yes i was wondering what is the best remedy for muslim brothers and sisters who decide they wanna have waterfights with each other? am i allowed to get my mosque teachers cane and beat them?

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[Hijaabi22]

[BANANA]why does every1 luv my pink panther avater??? HANDS OFF!!Lol[/BANANA]

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do some people just don't think before they post and the post dirty filthy stuff!!??!!
w.salam

[nafy]

Salaamz

how do i get da bee das chillin in ma moms room 2 get outttttttttttttt?! :'(

lol

w/salaam :)

[Hijaabi22]

[banana]lol Wear Yellow Then Let It Chase Ya Out The Room^[/banana]

[s]sis Islamgyal Hu Ya Talkin Bout?[/s]

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why am i so tired when i woke up at 1:00???? :p
w.salam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

SAHIH MUSLIM
Book 004, Number 1700:
'Abdullah (b. Mas'ud) reported that a mention was made of a man who slept the whole night till morning. He (the Holy Prophet) remarked: That is a man in whose ears (or in whose ear) the devil urinated.

:w:

Take heed inshaAllah :) i only giv it wiv best interests in mind.

[Kittygyal]

:sl:

SAHIH MUSLIM
Book 004, Number 1700:
'Abdullah (b. Mas'ud) reported that a mention was made of a man who slept the whole night till morning. He (the Holy Prophet) remarked: That is a man in whose ears (or in whose ear) the devil urinated.

:w:

Take heed inshaAllah :) i only giv it wiv best interests in mind.

salam.
aw bless bro ta for that :thankyou: really appreaciated :)
w.salam

[------]

Wow this thread is getting Islamic :D - Masha'Allah!

[Sahraxx]

isit tru that you cant have a nap between asr and maghrib ?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
where is bro Muzzien and the other bro????
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

[S]lol bro minaz^masters of magic we need ur help

i cane get off this forum does that make me sad?[/S]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

isit tru that you cant have a nap between asr and maghrib ?

:sl:

I heard asr-isha

:w:

[*noor]

:sl:

I heard asr-isha

:w:

really?.......sometimes if im really tired i sleep after asr because i only get like 4 hrs of sleep in a nite sometimes.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

really?.......sometimes if im really tired i sleep after asr because i only get like 4 hrs of sleep in a nite sometimes.

:sl:
tahts all rite same here, then sleep afta zahr inshaAllah
:w:

[minaz]

Sorry, but this thread...daaaaaaaaaaym i know i posted in it and toba toba...my stupidity...but erm is that even relevant? this was discussed in the sister's section but obviusly no-one had the courage to inform the people posting away here..something abit wrong eh? or do you beg to differ...how is this helping to learn about the deen and moreover there is ALOT of free mixing here?...If you wish to know contact him via PM otherwise please sister take heed...Allahu Alim and forgive me for saying anything wrong!! WalaykumAsalaam x

The purpose of this thread is for the users to post any problems or questions they have, and Muezzin and I try to answer them in a light hearted tone. The nature of this thread is not serious and to those who feel it may promote waste of time then don't spend more than 10mins on this thread per day. To anyone who feel that the thread may lead to fitnah, then sorry, but walking out of one's home is a bigger danger. This thread's purpose is to try and bring a smile to people's faces and a few laughs. If anyoen feels that they find that participating on this thread is lowering their deen, then no-one is stoppign you from not unsubsribing from it.

[afriend]

Yeah...u tell 'em...people like me who were/are dangerously close to insanity need laughs to keep the sanity.

[Hijaabi22]

well sed muezzin bro!

[minaz]

Is my belly big- NO!
Do I wlak around like I'm a top fancy lawyer- NO!
Am I the champion of PS2- NO! (I am on the x-box mind :D)
IS MY NAME MUEZZIN- NOOOOOOOOOO!

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[*noor]

how do u write a paper if you haven't found enough sources?

[afriend]

You give more opinion than fact (if it's a news papaer article)

[*noor]

nnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

this paper is killing me.........i cant find a third source.....we are required to use three sources.

[minaz]

how do u write a paper if you haven't found enough sources?

The best site in the world:
http://www.wikipedia.org

[*noor]

The best site in the world:
http://www.wikipedia.org

no not really.......its not good material to include in a paper where you are not allowed to use any encyclopedia sources.

[afriend]

:'(

NEVER USE WINKIPEDIA!!! EVER!!!!

let's say I got a big cross on my essay!

[minaz]

Use it to get information- not plaguerise!

[*noor]

Use it to get information- not plaguerise!

a lot of its information is inaccurate
besides, we're not allowed to use encyclopedias for most papers for my classes.

[------]

Minaz bro where were u for the past couple of days?!?! :?

[afriend]

a lot of its information is inaccurate
besides, we're not allowed to use encyclopedias for most papers for my classes.

At libraries, you can ask for manybooks on the same subject, and if you have more than one source (from many books) then that should do the trick!:)

[Hijaabi22]

The best site in the world:
http://www.wikipedia.org

Lol yeah top site im always usin dat!

Is ya real name minaz??:rollseyes :rollseyes

[nafy]

Salaamz

i had a really crap drivin lesson y'day...was ma second one...i just cant get da hang of it...n i keep panicing man....help!!!!

w/salaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

^ lol it takes time, inshaAllah u'll get the hang of it :), it took me 4 lessons to become confident so giv it time inshaAllah.

Why does every1 care so much about paper which can be exchanged for stuff? I mean ITS JUST PAPER??

:w:

[Sister_6038]

back on topic....hey muezzin and minaz did you answer my previous question or did you not bother?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why has this thread gone onto driving,where is bro Muezzin for ''warning'':okay: ?
w.salam

[minaz]

Minaz bro where were u for the past couple of days?!?!

That's classifies I'm afraid to inform you

Is ya real name minaz??

Indeed it is

hey muezzin and minaz did you answer my previous question or did you not bother?

Must of got lost in the post

where is bro Muezzin for ''warning''

Him and I went to brother Far7an's Waleema today, and as usual Muezzin consumed too much curry- need I say where he is sitting right now :D

[Genius]

Minaz? Muezzin???????

Never heard of them? Who are they?

[Muezzin]

Okay, I feel I should make some sort of 'official statement' about freeposting on this thread. I've just deleted about 50-odd posts that were off-topic. While the spirit in which they were written was positive, demonstrating a willingness to solve members' problems in some cases, while showing a willingness to defend this thread's existence in others, the fact remains that such posts were off-topic. Consequently they have been deleted. To be on-topic (i.e. avoid deletion and/or warning) a post in this thread should be addressed to either Minaz or myself, and only replied to by us.

The atmosphere of this thread is jokey and laid back, but this is no excuse to blatantly go off-topic, and such freeposts must be dealt with. Also, we ask members to bear in mind that we are not on LI 24 hours a day, so please do not post multiple messages asking 'where are you?' - we'll get to you inshallah.

And with that...

back on topic....hey muezzin and minaz did you answer my previous question or did you not bother?

The watergun fight thing? The Islamic ruling on it is irrelevant - there's going to be a hosepipe ban soon.

Why does every1 care so much about paper which can be exchanged for stuff? I mean ITS JUST PAPER??

:w:

Silence, Communist! :p

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[afriend]

Do you think I did the right thing not going to school today, my grandparents are comin back in a few hours time (inshallah)

[Muezzin]

Do you think I did the right thing not going to school today, my grandparents are comin back in a few hours time (inshallah)

Do you have an exam today? If not, you certainly wouldn't be the first to pull a sickie to see relatives.

(note: LI Forums do not condone truancy)

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[afriend]

LOL

Is French really that important?

[Muezzin]

LOL

Is French really that important?

Pourquoi?

C'est bon pour la sante! Oui!

Mon frere d'Islam dans le thread s'appellent Minaz et Genius, et il ya superbe.

Or something.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
Have u eva met a homosexual?
:w:

[------]

Where were u Muezzin bro for the past days?????

Fighting with Ghostbusters?????? :rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

[S]WHYS THE WEATHER SO DULL N BORIN TODAY? :([/S]

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Have u eva met a homosexual?
:w:

No, I've just spoken to you on the Internet.

:p

I'm joking. The answer is no.

Where were u Muezzin bro for the past days?????

Fighting with Ghostbusters??????

Sleeping/revising/waleema-ing.

WHYS THE WEATHER SO DULL N BORIN TODAY?

God's not smiling anymore?

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

No, I've just spoken to you on the Internet.
:p
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:sl: LOL c - h - i - e - f

Hows the muezzin come to be?

:w:

[------]

Sleeping/revising/waleema-ing.

Am I invited to the wedding?

[nafy]

Salaamz

sumtymz wish i dai have a heart........wish i didnt feel sadness....lonliness...etc etc......oh man am so depressed bros help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Am I invited to the wedding?

Whose wedding?

Salaamz

sumtymz wish i dai have a heart........wish i didnt feel sadness....lonliness...etc etc......oh man am so depressed bros help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

w/salaamz

Ask to become a mod. Cures all your ills. :)

But seriously, you could speak to one of your friends/family members about your troubles. The Internet isn't really the ideal place to find a shoulder to cry on.

Since that would be weird.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl: LOL c - h - i - e - f

Hows the muezzin come to be?

:w:

[MAD]answer the Q![/MAD]

[Muezzin]

[MAD]answer the Q![/MAD]

The Q doesn't make sense. 'Hows the Muezzin come to be?'

Does this mean: 'How was Muezzin born?'

'How is Muezzin?'

'How did Muezzin get here?'

[------]

Whose wedding?

Aren't I meant to ask the questions?

U said u were waleema-ing so whens the wedding and am I invited?

[Muezzin]

Aren't I meant to ask the questions?

U said u were waleema-ing so whens the wedding and am I invited?

Nope.

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[Hijaabi22]

who ya gonna call?

[Muezzin]

who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

Don't get me started, it's Dhur time. :p

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[Hijaabi22]

whats ghostbusters number>

how do i learn 2 GROW UP?

[------]

How can I learn to act my age :rollseyes And not tooooooo mature .....:?

[Muezzin]

whats ghostbusters number>

how do i learn 2 GROW UP?

That's one of those things you don't 'learn' how to do, you just 'do' it. Kind of like sleeping and mowing the lawn.

Aalimah, see above.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

im having a panic attack....got an exam cumin up......*gulp*

AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!! :'(

w/salaamz

[Hijaabi22]

do u ever wonder wat its like to be a girl??

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how can i just stop working night shifts???????!!!
w.salam

[------]

LOL @ the girl question!!

Why art thou not here muezzin & minaz bro?

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

im having a panic attack....got an exam cumin up......*gulp*

AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!! :'(

w/salaamz

Don't panic. Go through your revision notes topic by topic. Go through past exam papers if at all possible, since you'll learn the pattern of the questions, which is great for peace of mind. In the actual exam, if you need to write an essay or something make sure you make a plan in the first five or so minutes, including absolutely everything you want to write for that question. It's then much easier to actually write the essay out because you're not worrying about stuff that you need to include but may have forgotten - it's all in your plan.

do u ever wonder wat its like to be a girl??

Who doesn't?

:p

salam.
how can i just stop working night shifts???????!!!
w.salam

Speak to your boss perhaps?

LOL @ the girl question!!

Why art thou not here muezzin & minaz bro?

More revision. I've got another exam this coming Monday, make dua or I'll send a Jinn to possess you. :)

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[Musaafirah]

:sl:
I have an exam at 1.30..and i'm havin a serious panic attack! I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT ATHLETE'S HEART IS!
btw..did you know that in coventry uni they're doin a ghostbuster course..:|
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
I have an exam at 1.30..and i'm havin a serious panic attack! I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT ATHLETE'S HEART IS!

Is it where your heart goes all flaky and you need to put special cream on it, like Athlete's Foot? Or is it like Tennis Elbow where the muscle just hurts like hell?

And also, try looking it up on Wikipedia ;)

btw..did you know that in coventry uni they're doin a ghostbuster course..:|
:w:

God help us.

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[Musaafirah]

It's true! follow this link..
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...9&in_page_id=2
your not thinkin of signin up are you?
and wikipedia doesn't help..nor does my textbook..i'll think i'll jus google athletes heart..:|

[Muezzin]

It's true! follow this link..
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...9&in_page_id=2
your not thinkin of signin up are you?

Considering I'm in the middle of a Law degree, the answer is no. :)

and wikipedia doesn't help..nor does my textbook..i'll think i'll jus google athletes heart..:|

Good idea.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

Why cant chickens fly even though they try so hard, have you seen the speed at which they flap.. subhanAllah my poor chickens :'(

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Why cant chickens fly even though they try so hard, have you seen the speed at which they flap.. subhanAllah my poor chickens :'(

:w:

I don't know. Just eat them.

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[------]

^^^^^^^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I've got another exam this coming Monday, make dua or I'll send a Jinn to possess you.

Excuse me......:?

[Muezzin]

Excuse me......:?

I'm joking. I wouldn't know how to send a Jinn after someone anyway. Though I do know this Chinese dude called Jin. Wonder where he's at these days...

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[------]

Why art thou so hilarious?!?!

[Muezzin]

Why art thou so hilarious?!?!

Timing, practice and bribery.

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[*noor]

i just took part two of my science final and its not looking too good.

[Muezzin]

i just took part two of my science final and its not looking too good.

Make dua, and don't fret too much, since you can't change it now. Just focus on your next exam/challenge/holiday.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

Whats gnna replace the beautiful sunset in jannah :? (sunsets are like my fav things to watch)

:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

i got a mock exam 2morra........n am suprisingly calm.........shud i be worried or shud i be worried? lol

w/salaam :)

[Hijaabi22]

why do guys have it easy and girls haaaaaard>? Eh? explain

[Abdullah4ever]

:sl:

Do u sell burgers or have i come to the wrong place

[Hijaabi22]

[BANANA]how di i stik to just one avater and one font colour, i get bored of em quikly [/BANANA]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

my mate just made me walk half n hour to a SUPPOSEDLY CLOSE BY ATM machine and i knew one round the corner, well i thot ok his an egg i let that go ye, but then wen we got there there was 20 people in a que!!!!

How do i get this egg baK!!!

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Whats gnna replace the beautiful sunset in jannah :? (sunsets are like my fav things to watch)

:w:

Can't you just get whatever the heck you want in Jannah? Be they sunsets, Corvettes or sprinkled donuts?

Salaamz

i got a mock exam 2morra........n am suprisingly calm.........shud i be worried or shud i be worried? lol

w/salaam

Nah, people react differently. It's probably better if you're calm because you can focus more.

Of course, all this depends on you having actually revised well. :)

why do guys have it easy and girls haaaaaard>? Eh? explain

Guys don't necessarily have it 'easy' either. Girls just complain more.

Do u sell burgers or have i come to the wrong place

Find Maryland in your Yellow Pages and try out their grill burgers. Superb.

how di i stik to just one avater and one font colour, i get bored of em quikly

But if you get bored of them easily, and you're happy when they're new, how will you be happy when you stick to an old one? Dude. My head nearly exploded.

OMG Me in college and reading through this thread and laffing my head off and everyone thinks me crazy! What shall I do

Tell them to read it too.

my mate just made me walk half n hour to a SUPPOSEDLY CLOSE BY ATM machine and i knew one round the corner, well i thot ok his an egg i let that go ye, but then wen we got there there was 20 people in a que!!!!

How do i get this egg baK!!!

Pour Sugar Puffs down his trousers.

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[Hijaabi22]

But if you get bored of them easily, and you're happy when they're new, how will you be happy when you stick to an old one? Dude. My head nearly exploded.

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DUDE WAT U CHATTIN?:rollseyes LOL

[Kittygyal]

salam.
am just so stressed out and everyone is saying ''WHY ARE YOU STARTING ON MI?!.
WHAT SHALL I DO??????!!!!:'( :'(
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
am just so stressed out and everyone is saying ''WHY ARE YOU STARTING ON MI?!.
WHAT SHALL I DO??????!!!!:'( :'(
w.salam

Layeth the Smackdown.

Or alternatively take deep breaths, count to ten, and squeeze stress balls or punch pillows.

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[Kittygyal]

Layeth the Smackdown.

Or alternatively take deep breaths, count to ten, and squeeze stress balls or punch pillows.

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salam.
ta for the advice :), but can not squeeze for several reasons :'(

why is goosbusters so boring:rollseyes

there BETTER than Caspers:okay:
w.salam

[Abdullah4ever]

:sl:

Oh so u dont sell bugers i see :/

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is bro ''z'' just so annoying mi and just doesn't believe i am a revert??!!
i've had enough bro MUezzin you a mod so please can you sort him ouT!!!

[minaz]

Bro Z hey. You have came to the right place for help:D

[Hijaabi22]

Y Do I Have To Get Up Before 1pmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Its 8 28!!!!!!!!!!!

[F.Y.]

Salam
Ooooo! Bro Minaz! You broke forum rules - give yourself a warning. You posted a pic of two men above.

Peace

[------]

Whyyyyyyyy do people tell me off so much?! :heated:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why do i sit here on LI when i should be doing my work? maybe its coz the work is BORING?

[------]

why do i sit here on LI when i should be doing my work? maybe its coz the work is BORING?

Ur not the only one!!!!! :heated:

[Starseeker]

Why did I just walk into a GCSE exam this morning and not even revise for it?

[...]

Coz ur following in my footprints heh heh

[Muezzin]

Y Do I Have To Get Up Before 1pmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Its 8 28!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute. You P.O'd because you have to get up before 1 pm? Even Koalas don't sleep that long.

Salam
Ooooo! Bro Minaz! You broke forum rules - give yourself a warning. You posted a pic of two men above.

Peace

Firstly, he didn't break any rules. Secondly, he can't give himself a warning.

Whyyyyyyyy do people tell me off so much?!

Because you're bad,
You're bad
You know it.

why do i sit here on LI when i should be doing my work? maybe its coz the work is BORING?

You just answered your own question.

Why did I just walk into a GCSE exam this morning and not even revise for it?

You were experimenting?

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[ummAbdillah]

is it true that 'last minute revision' only helps you
screw up your exam??

[Muezzin]

is it true that 'last minute revision' only helps you
screw up your exam??

Last-minute revision is better than no revision at all.

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[Hijaabi22]

why do i sit here on LI when i should be doing my work? maybe its coz the work is BORING?

WHYS HIS ACCOUNT DISABLED? IS HE BANNED >:rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

Ur not the only one!!!!! :heated:

HAHAHAHA IS AALIMAH BANNED TOO? KYU?

[Starseeker]

HAHAHAHA IS AALIMAH BANNED TOO? KYU?

I wanna know as well!!!!!!!!

[Muezzin]

That's classified information that I'm not privy to.

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[Kittygyal]

Bro Z hey. You have came to the right place for help:D

salam.
very help full now init! LOLz
why am i alway stressed!!?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
OMG! why is sis Ahlima banned????

[minaz]

Members Abd'Majid and Aalimah's accounts have indeed been disabled, however the reason for this cannot be revealed.

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[x Maz x]

Okey no need to tell us the reason, but is there any way they coming back??...can we start a petition to get them back? :)...Please dont delete this post to InshAllah Peace x

[Kittygyal]

salam.

why does my Back hurt in cold and why do i get spots in cold weather and in warm weather and me hands swell?!! argggh!!

people i just wana say we should leave this about people who are banned cause it's nothing to do with us and also it's ''private'' and it's been discussed in another thread!
w.salam

[x Maz x]

Isit? ...Okey dokey kareoky..its too 'private' to disclose so i shall let it be...Aalimah Sis you seeing this...know you still got a place in this forum ...despite the fact your account is disabled *eyes rolly*...;)...Seeya round pagal Peace out x

[SirZubair]

178 pages full of rubbish...Muezzin and Minaz,how did you pull it off? loool :okay:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why has this thread gone so down???

[x Maz x]

Cause so many of the regular users of this thread have been banned either permnantly or temporarily Allah and mods know best...I just checked a couple of people and their accounts havebeen disabled including Gangsta4lyf and she only entered yesterday *eyes rolly*..Ah well hope that answers the question Peace x

[Kittygyal]

saam.
why is sis MAZ answering the questions and so worried about peole banned am sure the mods have a good reason don't they???

(sis if i was you don't free post cause your going to get a warning)
w.salam

[x Maz x]

How is that freeposting???...Simply answering the question...pshhh...I thought it was a general question...Yes am worried but then again i answered the question based on haaq so ha...:) Peace x

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why doesn't sis MAZ know that is free posting??? (bro MUEZZIN tell her)

why have i got soo many work to do,what shall i do???? arggghh?? am not feeling well and all work on me mind HELP!!!
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

Whens My Mate Aalimah Cumin Bak I Miss Her

[nafy]

Salaamz

wats da best way 2 calm down wen ur having a panic attack?

w/salaam

[x Maz x]

How in blue blazing heck is that free posting???...If i answered a question you proposed that is free posting?????...does that not mean your initial post was a 'free post'? or do you beg to differ???...Yeesh, Yup me miss Aalimah too :( bl£$$ Peace out x

[Muezzin]

Okey no need to tell us the reason, but is there any way they coming back??...can we start a petition to get them back? :)...Please dont delete this post to InshAllah Peace x

What part of 'It is classified information that I am not privy to' is unclear to you?

Whens My Mate Aalimah Cumin Bak I Miss Her

See above.

178 pages full of rubbish...Muezzin and Minaz,how did you pull it off? loool

We don't even know! :p

Salaamz

wats da best way 2 calm down wen ur having a panic attack?

w/salaam

Take deep breaths, count to ten etc

How in blue blazing heck is that free posting???...If i answered a question you proposed that is free posting?????...does that not mean your initial post was a 'free post'? or do you beg to differ???...Yeesh, Yup me miss Aalimah too bl£$$ Peace out x

Yeah, just leave the answering to Minaz and I, ta.

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[Fishman]

:sl:
OK, I got a problem. Why does my computer turn on whenever I sit down on the chair near it?

What's the point of this thread anyway?
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

wat happened to the user cp page? why cant i chek my reps?? all it says is wat thread they given in no comment or anythin cums up

[minaz]

OK, I got a problem. Why does my computer turn on whenever I sit down on the chair near it?
What's the point of this thread anyway?

Buy a new computer, the FBI must of hacked into it. See page one for the point of this thread

wat happened to the user cp page? why cant i chek my reps?? all it says is wat thread they given in no comment or anythin cums up

Restart Internet Explorer

[Hijaabi22]

woooooooooow i jus realised i got mpre posts then u minaz hahahahaha

hey wats wrong wide my user cp i did restart it

[nafy]

salaamz

is keeping hope about sumfin dat is more unlikely 2 happen den likely 2 happen oF any gud?? is der any point in doing so??

w/salaamz

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is this site soo slow????

[x Maz x]

What part of 'It is classified information that I am not privy to' is unclear to you?
All of it ...Nah on a level man i was askin how to get em back ...not friggn tell me why i said how so ha there! Buh dun watch i got ma question answered by helpful mods :)
Yeah, just leave the answering to Minaz and I, ta.
No problamo, after all this is your thread :)
Peace and blessings x

[minaz]

woooooooooow i jus realised i got mpre posts then u minaz hahahahaha

I'm a male hahahahahahaha

is keeping hope about sumfin dat is more unlikely 2 happen den likely 2 happen oF any gud?? is der any point in doing so??

Most definitly, also don't forget to ask Allah too :)

why is this site soo slow????

It's been ok for me so far, but if members would like to donate financially to this forum then i'm sure we could obtain better facilities for a faster and much more reliable LI:)

Buh dun watch i got ma question answered by helpful mods

Here's a rep for refering to me :D

[*noor]

what do you do if you need to get in touch with somebody that you cant get in touch with anymore?

[minaz]

what do you do if you need to get in touch with somebody that you cant get in touch with anymore?

Exhaust all avenues and sources in trying to find them

[*noor]

Exhaust all avenues and sources in trying to find them

then i need everyone to help me because that could take a while.

[Muezzin]

then i need everyone to help me because that could take a while.

If you're looking for Osama, try the third cave in the Pakistani border. The password is 'Bigwig'

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[x Maz x]

Here's a rep for refering to me :D

Oh misguided one, ofcourse i would not be referring to you, dont get your hopes high and dont let it get to your head
:rollseyes
Peace and blessings x

[Hijaabi22]

If you're looking for Osama, try the third cave in the Pakistani border. The password is 'Bigwig'

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

wats rep power and wat does it depnd on?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why are reps so weird for????

[Muezzin]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

wats rep power and wat does it depnd on?

Check out these threads:

http://www.islamicboard.com/technica...ght=reputation

http://www.islamicboard.com/recycle-...ght=reputation

salam.
why are reps so weird for????

Eh? ...

If that's not what you meant... er, have a bowl of pineapple chunks.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
LOLz bro *waiting for her bowl of pineapple chunks :p*

how do i change me nick???
w.salam

NEXT! :p

[Muezzin]

salam.
LOLz bro *waiting for her bowl of pineapple chunks :p*

how do i change me nick???
w.salam

Send a PM to Khaldun, Kadafi or Ansar.

NEXT! :p

Oi! That's a warnable offence! :p

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[Kittygyal]

Send a PM to Khaldun, Kadafi or Ansar.


Oi! That's a warnable offence! :p

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salam.
OMG! so nasty giving me warns!!!!arggGGgggghhhh!!!

where is the other bro??? (no warns from him very nice :X )

why does bro Muezzin give warns out for no reason????:rollseyes

ta i will p'm them A.S.A.P.

[Muezzin]

[QUOTE=islamgyal;322832]salam.
OMG! so nasty giving me warns!!!!arggGGgggghhhh!!!

where is the other bro??? (no warns from him very nice :X )[/quoting]
Minaz is most likely up to no good in University. Or standing outside my house. Or something.

why does bro Muezzin give warns out for no reason????:rollseyes

I only give out warns when a poster breaks the rules.

Or when somebody steals my donuts.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
why does bro Minaz stand out side bro Muezzin house and why does anyone want to steal bro ''Muezzin'' doughnuts???? :p
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
why does bro Minaz stand out side bro Muezzin house and why does anyone want to steal bro ''Muezzin'' doughnuts???? :p
w.salam

In Minaz's own words: 'I like to watch'

note: not really Minaz's own words

No one wants to steal my donuts. I don't have them very often, but when I do, God have mercy on you if you try to nick them, cos I won't.

:p

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[Muezzin]

wat happened to member confidentiality>..???

Somebody snitched? ;)

And which forum is 'dead these days'? LI itself, or just this thread?

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[Hijaabi22]

Somebody snitched? ;)

And which forum is 'dead these days'? LI itself, or just this thread?

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bro u givin it all away edit my post after u read it

this forum LI

[Hijaabi22]

how do i get rid of nerves?? im so nervous i feel like throwin up

[Muezzin]

bro u givin it all away edit my post after u read it

I edited my quote in your post to make it more 'family friendly'. I should have put the reason when I did so. My bad.

this forum LI

Maybe everyone has exams. I know I do.

Think about why you're feeling nervous, and it becomes easier to calm down and come up with a plan of action. Like, say, if you're nervous about exams, you might think 'Cripes! I've not revised!', and then go and revise like a crazed ferret.

Maybe.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
how do i stop coming on LI when i should be **** :p??

[Muezzin]

salam.
how do i stop coming on LI when i should be **** :p??

Did you just swear?

Um, you could just like not come on it. It's not too hard. I do it all the time when I tire of deleting the Islamaphobic posts of the various trolls that sometimes come by.

Or when I've got revision to do.

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[Kittygyal]

Did you just swear?

Um, you could just like not come on it. It's not too hard. I do it all the time when I tire of deleting the Islamaphobic posts of the various trolls that sometimes come by.

Or when I've got revision to do.

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salam.
haha! no way bro i did NOT swear i did that on purpose :) am not that bad bro:rollseyes

why does bro Muezzin thinks i swore:uhwhat
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
haha! no way bro i did NOT swear i did that on purpose :) am not that bad bro:rollseyes

why does bro Muezzin thinks i swore:uhwhat
w.salam

Because you typed '****'. On purpose.

Erm... people, don't ask obvious questions like this in future please. It's just spam.

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[Kittygyal]

Because you typed '****'. On purpose.

Erm... people, don't ask obvious questions like this in future please. It's just spam.

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salam.
oh,ok sorry bro :hiding:

am out of this thread now before i get a warn :grumbling

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Every time i see this video i get scared...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-IOrk7V...=islam%20movie
What should I do?
:w:

[Muezzin]

That video's awesome!

And what should you do? Send me the links for the other episodes of course.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol.
Ok i have another problem.
I can't go to the GP because of a traumatising experience when I was young. I had an infection in one of my fingers, and the doctor cut it open with a pair of house hold scissors... yep... scissors! And then he started screaming at me when I started crying. I was 9 at the time.
The only other time that I have been to the GP since was when I had a throat infection, and then I was forced.
What should I do... i'm scared!
:w:

[x Maz x]

Why did Muezzin delte ma post for no reason? U evil kneivel!...U got sumin personal against me that u got round delting my posts in the Worl Affairs section?? Grrrr...Who made you incharge of being a mod lol Peace x

[Muezzin]

Why did Muezzin delte ma post for no reason? U evil kneivel!...U got sumin personal against me that u got round delting my posts in the Worl Affairs section?? Grrrr...Who made you incharge of being a mod lol Peace x

It was off-topic, like the thirty other off-topic posts by other members. It's nothing personal.

People, please do not blame the mods for 'punishing' you for your own wrongdoing. It makes you look both petty and childish. Cheers.

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[life]

i'm affraid of dark can u tell me how could i overcome this problem,,,,,,,

[Muezzin]

i'm affraid of dark can u tell me how could i overcome this problem,,,,,,,

Change the light bulb.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

im having to quote myself cus u didnt ansa me bros....now dat hurt ma feelingz....ya shud be ashamed lol ;)

ansa it!! lol ;D

is keeping hope about sumfin dat is more unlikely 2 happen den likely 2 happen oF any gud?? is der any point in doing so??

take care :)
w/salaamz

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
^you'd probably be better of asking the Masters to part the red sea.

[x Maz x]

Muezzin my dear ol' cod purchased from the local fish mongers, Listen akhi it WASNT off-topic...it was a reply to Heigou's post...did you even bother reading it? I suspect not if you think it was off topic pshhhhhh...blame mods as a whole? Nah just you :) lol...Neways luw it aint no point arguing wit u WalaykumAsalaam x

[Muezzin]

Muezzin my dear ol' cod purchased from the local fish mongers, Listen akhi it WASNT off-topic...it was a reply to Heigou's post...did you even bother reading it?

Yes. Because you were replying to Hei Gou's post which was also off-topic, and that post was deleted, I deleted your post too so that someone reading through the topic for the first time wouldn't think 'what the...? The message she's quoting doesn't exist!'

I suspect not if you think it was off topic pshhhhhh...

You suspected wrong.

blame mods as a whole? Nah just you :) lol...Neways luw it aint no point arguing wit u WalaykumAsalaam x

No there isn't. I'm more stubborn than a mule. :)

Nafy, hope is a good thing, since it can motivate you to achieve that goal, no matter how hard it may seem.

Like, say, I could hope that certain members would get off my back because they think I'm victimising them :p

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You didnt give me the answer for the traumatising experience!
Now i'm just more traumatised.... *runs off to eat chocolate*.
:w:

[Muezzin]

Lol.
Ok i have another problem.
I can't go to the GP because of a traumatising experience when I was young. I had an infection in one of my fingers, and the doctor cut it open with a pair of house hold scissors... yep... scissors! And then he started screaming at me when I started crying. I was 9 at the time.

He started screaming at you? What the heck kind of Doctor Nick were you seeing?

The only other time that I have been to the GP since was when I had a throat infection, and then I was forced.
What should I do... i'm scared!
:w:

Face your fears. If you become ill, the Doc's the guy (or gal) to see. I know it was obviously a traumatic experience, but try not to think of all GPs like that one guy. That one guy doesn't seem to realise you're supposed to make your patients feel at ease, not shout at them.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok... by the way he was Muslim too *rolls eyes*.
I'll try and be brave *sniffs*.
:w:

[x Maz x]

Yes. Because you were replying to Hei Gou's post which was also off-topic, and that post was deleted, I deleted your post too so that someone reading through the topic for the first time wouldn't think 'what the...? The message she's quoting doesn't exist!'
So akhi when exactly did you delted Hei Gou's post? after or before i accused you?...cause as i recall reading Hei gou's posts hence my message for you on the thread...But fair enough whatever rocks, float and sinks your boat
You suspected wrong.
Well my opnion contradicts yours, i've come to terms with that so lets all just move on...
I'm more stubborn than a mule.
Understatment of the year lol...teek least you admit it eh?
Like, say, I could hope that certain members would get off my back because they think I'm victimising them
LOOOOOOOL....
Peace x

[Muezzin]

Great googa-mooga! I made a mistake - HeiGou's post was still there! Well, it ain't anymore. My apologies.

Your post is still deleted, mind. :p

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[x Maz x]

Indeedo, Apology denied, your a disgrace to mods, then you call yourself the victim lol...Nah jokes its all fuss class, its alright we all entitled to makin' mistakes, you just make to many lol...nah dont watch its tip taaaaaaaaaap
Yup i figured it stil delted but ah well what can ya do Peace x

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

did you delete one of my posts muezzin? Why?*sniffs*
(i'm super sensitive today)
:w:

[Muezzin]

did you delete one of my posts muezzin? Why?*sniffs*
(i'm super sensitive today)
:w:

Because it was off-topic. And I'm about as sensitive as a guillotine, so save your sniffling for the sisters forum and people who won't make it worse.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

*gutted*... well that was rude!

[Muezzin]

*gutted*... well that was rude!

Sorry.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

Nafy, hope is a good thing, since it can motivate you to achieve that goal, no matter how hard it may seem.

Like, say, I could hope that certain members would get off my back because they think I'm victimising them :p

hummmm..........jazakAllah bro :)

lol ya joka ;) ;D

ok anova question bro.......wats da best way 2 stop yaself frm spending money wen u wanna save it? lol

w/salaamz :)

[Kittygyal]

salam/.
what shall i do when i've got me cats everywhere with me??? :p

remeber this i lurve them ok!

[Bittersteel]

I need access to the Sister's section.
I am in the elite Mujahideen 232nd Intelligence Brigade and need to find out what the girls in our ummah are doing.

[Muezzin]

Salaamz



hummmm..........jazakAllah bro :)

lol ya joka ;) ;D

ok anova question bro.......wats da best way 2 stop yaself frm spending money wen u wanna save it? lol

w/salaamz :)

Send it all to me.

:p

But seriously, put it in a savings account or something, and give all the interest to charity.

salam/.
what shall i do when i've got me cats everywhere with me???

remeber this i lurve them ok!

Feed them Whiskas.

Or Pedigree Chum, just to see if anything happens. Maybe.

I need access to the Sister's section.
I am in the elite Mujahideen 232nd Intelligence Brigade and need to find out what the girls in our ummah are doing.

The only way you'll get in there is through a sex-change. And they're haraam.

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[Kittygyal]

Send it all to me.
Feed them Whiskas.
Or Pedigree Chum, just to see if anything happens. Maybe.
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salam.
erm...they are just stuck with me and always with me get that??:okay:

ok another ?, how can i stop buying soo many jewerly and trainers and jeans and trackys??? *now there is abig list me not going to write it all ;D *

[Muezzin]

salam.
erm...they are just stuck with me and always with me get that??:okay:

ok another ?, how can i stop buying soo many jewerly and trainers and jeans and trackys??? *now there is abig list me not going to write it all ;D *

Simple. Send all your money to me. :)

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[Kittygyal]

Simple. Send all your money to me. :)

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salam.
how am i suppose to do that??? *unless you give me your address, so i can stand outside like bro Minaz does:X *

[Muezzin]

Nah, I can't give sisters my address. Then they'd all stalk me.

:p

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

cool muezzin ur new avatar and sig are WAY COOL!

[Sister_6038]

?
i got told that this ? was too short so you know....

[Muezzin]

Jazakallah khier, Umm Shaheed. See, we can still have cool avatars and stuff in the new rules :)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You know this is me... ~Mu'MiNaH~ don't you?
Just wondering...

[Muezzin]

Indeed I do.

Hatsheput, you do perplex me.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok... anyway... am i gonna get more than that hlaf a$$ed apology you gave me earlier.... it sounded like you were sucking on too many lemons!
:w:

[Muezzin]

PICTURE SHOWING A HUMAN HAND :p

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ooh thanks a bunch!
:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

i have questions.....well on da train..going to uni...well am at uni...doing last assaignemnt...then am free for 5 months.......cannot posibly wait...

da question is....wen i look at non-muslims i feel something for them...my duty as a muslims is to spread the word of islam inshalah..i feel incomplete.....dunno how to appraoch them?

second i wanna drive...take lessons dis summer inshalah..but i dnt have confident.....dunno its moi....

third....gotta think of something...get bck to u later...

wslmz

[Bittersteel]

The only way you'll get in there is through a sex-change. And they're haraam.

hang on I can change my gender here right?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Were you previously known as Abrar?

[Bittersteel]

OMG someone remembered me?!!!Impossible!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah... you're the dude who thinks alot women cheat on their husbands. Right?

[Helena]

:sl:

muezzin...wots tAKING U TIME....

:w:

[Muezzin]

muezzin...wots tAKING U TIME....

As the French probably say: 'Le revision'. Or something.

:sl:

i have questions.....well on da train..going to uni...well am at uni...doing last assaignemnt...then am free for 5 months.......cannot posibly wait...

da question is....wen i look at non-muslims i feel something for them...my duty as a muslims is to spread the word of islam inshalah..i feel incomplete.....dunno how to appraoch them?

Erm, just walk over and say 'hi' maybe?

second i wanna drive...take lessons dis summer inshalah..but i dnt have confident.....dunno its moi....

Go for it.

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[Helena]

:sl:

muezzin i was expecting more...but good thou...:rollseyes :rollseyes

anway shukran for the advice...

have u lost ur touch? or jus focued on ur la revision? or the questions were too weird...

i dunno.... anyway good luck wid ur exam...inshalah u'll pass wid ur flying colours...

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do people want to change sex??? erm weird be happy what god made you!
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

how wud muezzin know tht...
ask MJ :brother:

salam.
cause someone said they want to go in sisters section!
w.salam

[Muezzin]

y do ppl tht r born into islam take islam 4 granted...

Because why has a long tail.

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[Muezzin]

i didnt get tht.....:rollseyes

Neither did I when I first heard it at the tender age of seven. Then I realised it's what an adult says when they don't know the answer :p

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[piXie]

r u guyz brothers or bothers?:p

[...]

r u guyz brothers or bothers?:p

Both!!!! lolz:giggling: ;D

[Muezzin]

r u guyz brothers or bothers?:p

We're brothers in Islam, but not brothers in biology.

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[Bittersteel]

.. you're the dude who thinks alot women cheat on their husbands. Right?

yes.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/05/1...lit/index.html

[nafy]

Salaamz

y dus everyfin have 2 be so harddddddddddddddddddddddddd :'(

w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

y dus everyfin have 2 be so harddddddddddddddddddddddddd :'(

w/salaamz

Could you be more... specific?

Emir Aziz, c'mon, this ain't Heat magazine or some other such crappy gossip-monger for bored housewives. Let's keep celebrity rubbish out of this thread. :)

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[Sister_6038]

Indeed I do.

Hatsheput, you do perplex me.

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perplex...eloquent indeed...

[Muezzin]

perplex...eloquent indeed...

I'm also rather eclectic.

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[Sister_6038]

Why not selective? ;)

ok then *swiftly moving on*

TV licence to be or not to be?

[Muezzin]

Why not selective? ;)

But if I was selective, you'd be rejected.

:p

TV licence to be or not to be?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY IT!

...or you'll get sent to prison where you get to watch it for free.

Hang about...

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[Muezzin]

Just for the record, I was not asking you to marry me :offended:

Ho-ho.

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[Sister_6038]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY IT!

...or you'll get sent to prison where you get to watch it for free.

Hang about...

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depends whether im feeling lucky or not....haha!!!

[Muezzin]

depends whether im feeling lucky or not....haha!!!

If you're feeling that lucky, enter the Lottery. Don't worry if it's haram to gamble, if you win just send it to me, I don't mind.

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[Sister_6038]

If you're feeling that lucky, enter the Lottery. Don't worry if it's haram to gamble, if you win just send it to me, I don't mind.

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what do you mean if?? should i be offended or is that you just being ironic....??? and if i ever did blindly step into the corner shop and erm fill out the lottery thingie and gave it to the erm shopkeeper dude or dudette (hey no sexism here!!) and i did well erm yeah i wouldnt give it to you no worries...because all of that £5.00 would go towards to my bus fare home...thats how expensive it is to get from the corner shop to my house hahaha!!! oh yeh do you think its fair if i demand to pay a reduced bus fare if the bus turns up late?

[Muezzin]

This is what you wrote:

oh yeh do you think its fair if i demand to pay a reduced bus fare if the bus turns up late?

This is what I read:

Blah blah blah blah I'm whining blah blah blah about buses blah blah

This is what I say:

Just walk. Like me.

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[Sister_6038]

This is what you wrote:



This is what I read:

Blah blah blah blah I'm whining blah blah blah about buses blah blah

This is what I say:

Just walk. Like me.

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hmm looks like you need to look up irony and sarcasm bro...it will do you the world of good ;D ;D yeh mon!!!

[Muezzin]

Quite.

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[Hijaabi22]

Wens Aalimah And Bro Majid Bak?

[Muezzin]

Wens Aalimah And Bro Majid Bak?

I dunno.

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[Sister_6038]

Wens Aalimah And Bro Majid Bak?

where did they go? :?

[Hijaabi22]

I dunno.

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JEEZ DAT HELPS LOADS MOD!

[Muezzin]

and do u miss them?

If I say 'yes' you'd think I was a word rhyming with 'wussy'. If I said 'no' you'd think I was heartless.

So I'll just say...

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[Nawal89]

Feeling evil today. Any advice how to let out my evilness in a proper manner?

[Sister_6038]

Feeling evil today. Any advice how to vent out my evilness in a proper manner?

ok thats rather scary even more scary than the little boy out of scary movie

[Nawal89]

ok thats rather scary even more scary than the little boy out of scary movie

heh. I'm actually just stressed.

[Sister_6038]

heh. I'm actually just stressed.

if youre stressed...you need some nice smelling salts....different people destress in different ways....you need to find what suits you sis

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum All,

CAN YOU TELL MEH WHERE I CAN GET A PET MONKEY FROM?

VERY VERY URGENT PLS REPLY A.S.A.P!!!

WalaykumSalaam.

[Muezzin]

AsalamuAlaykum All,

CAN YOU TELL MEH WHERE I CAN GET A PET MONKEY FROM?

VERY VERY URGENT PLS REPLY A.S.A.P!!!

WalaykumSalaam.

The Ukoton. You can find anything in those trees.

That or, Stephens Pet Shop.

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[Pk_#2]

An address wud b helpful :rollseyes

[afriend]

Do MODS have to follow the rules?

[Muezzin]

An address wud b helpful

Legend tells us of a book of yellow pages, which holds the answers to all life's questions.

Do MODS have to follow the rules?

Of course we do. I just bend them occasionally for comic effect.

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[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

*Legend tells us of a book of yellow pages, which holds the answers to all life's questions*

ooo interesting...where you get dat from :P

[Hijaabi22]

why cant i chek hu gimme reps and wat 4 THINK YOU MADE YA POINT NOW MODS!!! CAN WE GET BAK 2 NEMAL PWEEZZZZZZ

[Muezzin]

why cant i chek hu gimme reps and wat 4 THINK YOU MADE YA POINT NOW MODS!!! CAN WE GET BAK 2 NEMAL PWEEZZZZZZ

You're asking the wrong guy. You'll either have to very, very politely ask Khaldun, Ansar or Kadafi, or alternatively, you'll have to threaten them with monkeys.

And Stephen's Petshop just ran out.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
why has this thread gone soo strickt?! i want it to be like it was before for little things you get warnings!

[x Maz x]

Why do some mods break rules and not get penilised for it??

[Muezzin]

salam.
why has this thread gone soo strickt?!

Because I know more. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Therefore, I'm as corrupt as a Pakistani copper. Nyah!

i want it to be like it was before for little things you get warnings!

You want warnings for little things? I can do that. :p

But seriously, I very rarely give out warnings and even then they're like, two percent or something. Usually I just delete spam.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

y are pakiz so obsessed wd being pakiz? n yet they all wanna cum n live down in England.....i jus dont get itttttttttt lol (btw am paki 2 lol)

w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Why do some mods break rules and not get penilised for it??

Because I'm just that damn good. :p

I'm joking you understand.

Salaamz

y are pakiz so obsessed wd being pakiz? n yet they all wanna cum n live down in England.....i jus dont get itttttttttt lol (btw am paki 2 lol)

w/salaamz

Because we're Pak and Proud!

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[Kittygyal]

Because I know more. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Therefore, I'm as corrupt as a Pakistani copper. Nyah!


You want warnings for little things? I can do that. :p

But seriously, I very rarely give out warnings and even then they're like, two percent or something. Usually I just delete spam.

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salam.
bro i don't want warnings! it's just sucks but i know your kind you won't give me any :)
take care

[x Maz x]

I'm Paki minus the proud :(...Ashamed LOL..
Your not good Muezzin...far from it lol Nah dun understand, care to ellaborate :S lol..WalaykumAsalaam x

[Muezzin]

I'm Paki minus the proud :(...Ashamed LOL..
Your not good Muezzin...far from it lol Nah dun understand, care to ellaborate :S lol..WalaykumAsalaam x

Nope.

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[x Maz x]

Suit yourself *sticks tongue out*..Peace x

[Muezzin]

I did say I was joking earlier. There's really not that much to elaborate on.

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[Abdullah4ever]

:sl:

Can i borrow 1billion dollars i will pay you back if i go to jannah Insha'Allah :D

[Hijaabi22]

^ y has dis site gone so down? or is it jus me? I cant be asked to post no more

[nafy]

Salaamz

y do da ppl u trust sooooooooooo much always let u down? :( :'(

w/salaamz

[x Maz x]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you must my distressed young lass...what will I do without you?? I see no means in living *faints*...You must continue posting ma cyber pal :D
Peace x

[I know why ya ent postin' reali, hu ya tryna fool LOL ;) :')]