Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[x Maz x]

Aww Nafy hey me gets ya, tis what i been wanderin 4 a long time now :(...Y doo de ppl u luv always turn out 2 b horible and alwys let u dwn and break ya heart?? :'( Peace x

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Can i borrow 1billion dollars i will pay you back if i go to jannah Insha'Allah :D

If I had it, I'd consider giving it.

After, of course, you had successfully navigated the lifesize, deathtrap version of:

^ y has dis site gone so down? or is it jus me? I cant be asked to post no more

It's just you. You can't be asked to post anymore. If it's any consolation, here's a picture of a sock monkey.

Salaamz

y do da ppl u trust sooooooooooo much always let u down?

w/salaamz

Because people suck sometimes. Here, have one of these:

Aww Nafy hey me gets ya, tis what i been wanderin 4 a long time now ...Y doo de ppl u luv always turn out 2 b horible and alwys let u dwn and break ya heart?? Peace x

This kind of mushy stuff belongs in Cyber Counselling or the Sisters Forum.

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[Pk_#2]

:O -the sisters forum bit...

mushy stuff belongs in the brothers Forum...

we all know dat :P

[nafy]

Salaamz

how can sum ppl be so cold hearted?? :(

w/salaamz

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
when you do someone a favour why don't they appreciate it? :(

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,


dw hunni

theres two of us n one Muezzin les jump him! LOL

n in addition we hav nails *powww* :p

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why are people just so less hearted and annoying?!

[Pk_#2]

WHY CAN'T PPL JUS SHUT UP?

[Hijaabi22]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you must my distressed young lass...what will I do without you?? I see no means in living *faints*...You must continue posting ma cyber pal :D
Peace x

[I know why ya ent postin' reali, hu ya tryna fool LOL ;) :')]

lol was dat 4 me hun?

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ,MUEZZIN MY BRO U MAKE ME LAFF MAN!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why has this thread gone like so mean?

[Hijaabi22]

lol islamgyal me mate me missed ya!! wer ya bin girl!

WHY DOES NO1 POST HARDLY NOWADAYS

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

how can sum ppl be so cold hearted?? :(

w/salaamz

Because they need a chapal upside their head.

salam.
when you do someone a favour why don't they appreciate it?

Because they need a slap upside their head.

salam.
why are people just so less hearted and annoying?!

See above.

AsalamuAlaykum,


dw hunni

theres two of us n one Muezzin les jump him! LOL

n in addition we hav nails *powww*

What the...? If there were two males jumping a female, you'd say it was an attempted rape!

WHY CAN'T PPL JUS SHUT UP?

That is why man invented this stuff:

salam.
why has this thread gone like so mean?

What do you mean, 'mean'?

WHY DOES NO1 POST HARDLY NOWADAYS

Exams and/or half term.

Or else they're catching monkeys.

Possibly.

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[Pk_#2]

HEHE

MAN NEEDS TO INVENT STICKIER STUFF...

MA BRUVA FOUND OUT HOW TO GET HIMSELF OUTTA DEM TINGS...

GOT ANY IDEAS?

[Muezzin]

You could just be nice to him. But who am I to break up sibling rivalries?

Just invest in some sound-proof walls instead.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
LOLz bro ta for that ;)

why has working got to be so ''humuliated'' at times?

[Pk_#2]

Whose Minaz?

and where is Minaz?

need to meet da dude/dudette....

[Muezzin]

salam.
LOLz bro ta for that ;)

why has working got to be so ''humuliated'' at times?

You don't work in a circus do you?

Whose Minaz?

My good friend and partner in crime.

and where is Minaz?

Nobody knows.

need to meet da dude/dudette....

He's a dude, and if you met him, it'd probably be fitnah and I'd have to shout 'HARAAM HARAAM BIDAH' at the top of my lungs. :)

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
NO i don't work in a circus!!

[Pk_#2]

Oh my days...Minaz....sounded feminine n pls dnt yell...i hav sensitive ears :) dnt wana meet ya smelly frend :p

[ishkabab]

how can i keep myself occupied???...

[Muezzin]

salam.
NO i don't work in a circus!!

Okay. What's so humiliating about your work?

how can i keep myself occupied???...

Read Quran, revise, play footy/videogames/footy videogames. The usual.

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[ishkabab]

ok Muezzin bro..i really admire ur aviator and sig....lol ;D
its fun to see whats gonna be next....u've gone through sooo much...so tell me Whats gonna be next?? :okay:

[nafy]

Salaamz

broooooooooooooooooooooooo.......sum of ma mates sayin i gotta tek ma hijab off wen i sit on rides at da theme park we goin 2 wednesay :S

they say tis gonna get stuck lolz......das silly innit...

wat u fink??

btw me not gonna tek it off......was jus wondering lol ;)

w/salaaamz :)

[Pk_#2]

gud gal naff naff!! :p hugzz!!

das y i cudnt go..not coz of da hijaab ...but jilbab...

If i go wat shud i do...lift it up? LOL :statisfie

:-\

[Sister_6038]

Salaamz

broooooooooooooooooooooooo.......sum of ma mates sayin i gotta tek ma hijab off wen i sit on rides at da theme park we goin 2 wednesay :S

they say tis gonna get stuck lolz......das silly innit...

wat u fink??

btw me not gonna tek it off......was jus wondering lol ;)

w/salaaamz :)

ive been on big rides and have never had to take off my hijab i mean that would be silly you dont get people saying cut off your hair youre going on a big ride cos its gonna get stuck....hmmmpft....just make sure its on properly so it doesnt fall off...:D:D:D:D

[minaz]

Oh my days...Minaz....sounded feminine n pls dnt yell...i hav sensitive ears dnt wana meet ya smelly frend

I hate you

they say tis gonna get stuck lolz......das silly innit...
wat u fink??

Yeah that's what has deterred me form going to the theme park downt he years too:p

[aljawaad]

Lol :p cool down Bro.

[Pk_#2]

I hate you

:rollseyes ouch!!

[Muezzin]

ok Muezzin bro..i really admire ur aviator and sig....lol ;D
its fun to see whats gonna be next....u've gone through sooo much...so tell me Whats gonna be next?? :okay:

To quote George W Bush: 'You'll just have to wait and see'

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[Sister_6038]

To quote George W Bush: 'You'll just have to wait and see'

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haha!! good old dubya!!

oh yes my question why are some threads sticky?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do people take it the wrong way when me intention is not? :(

[Muezzin]

haha!! good old dubya!!

oh yes my question why are some threads sticky?

For quick reference and also because Maryland Chicken is finger-lickin' good.

salam.
why do people take it the wrong way when me intention is not?

I don't know. Have you tried giving them a sock monkey?

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[Bittersteel]

can you persuade some of the girls from here to chat with me,M&M?

[Kittygyal]

can you persuade some of the girls from here to chat with me,M&M?

salam.
OMG! what the...thats so not right! :heated:

and bro Muzzien hmm me got give em that monkey more it take them back to the Jungle LOlz

w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

ol@ ya bro muezzin

HOW OLD R YOU BRO, U SOUND SO IMMATURE LOL

[afriend]

does my SIG look offensive to some?

[nafy]

Salaamz

y is it dat am always gettin hurttttttttttttttttt?!?!? :'(

w/salaamz

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why am i keep falling of me cahir and why is me throwt killing? :'(

[minaz]

can you persuade some of the girls from here to chat with me,M&M?

Nope that's mine and Muezzin's monopoly ;)

Originally Posted by Iqram
does my SIG look offensive to some?

Some may see it offensive, as its portrayal of Allah has been derived from a film which portrays fitnah etc. But i don't find it offensive.

why am i keep falling of me cahir and why is me throwt killing?

oh god, no more of your health problems! Last time you were moaning about pains and aches got told off by admin about all the complaints they got!

[Pk_#2]

why doesn't Panda Anti-Virus ever kill my viruses before my pc dies :( ?

[minaz]

Cuz panda's a load of bob, get norton anti virus

[Pk_#2]

oh ma days i got dat 2

wah else is der?

[Pk_#2]

And whats the english for bob?

[Muezzin]

The english for 'bob' in that context starts with 'sh' and rhymes with 'bit'.

Oh yeah, I just deleted about 30 off-topic posts. People, stay on-topic or I'm gonna have to start warning ya! Again: Leave answering questions to Minaz and I, and don't fall into idle chit-chat.

ol@ ya bro muezzin

HOW OLD R YOU BRO, U SOUND SO IMMATURE LOL

21 in October this year. I sound immature since I've got a baby face. Maybe.

Salaamz

y is it dat am always gettin hurttttttttttttttttt?!?!?

w/salaamz

You know, I really think you should ask in the Cyber Counselling forum for serious questions. Sooner or later in this comic thread, either myself or Minaz (probably myself) is going to offend you despite - or perhaps because of - the fact we're playing this thread for laughs.

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[Sister_6038]

hmm im sure that there are better suited words for the english of 'bob' rather than that one that you suggested dont you think?

[Silver Pearl]

hmm im sure that there are better suited words for the english of 'bob' rather than that one that you suggested dont you think?

the word Bob is short for the name Robert just like Bill is short for William. Who's your uncle? Bob. Also its just a great name to have or say :)

Don't ask...long story.

Sorry for intruding M & M, pretend as if i was never here.

:wasalamex

[Musaafirah]

oh ma days i got dat 2

wah else is der?

:sl:
I thought your only supposed to have on anitvirus, otherwise they contradict each other :)
:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

okie bro muezzin me knows wen am not wanted *walks out* :(

wait i got a question......ur thread has kinda lyk died widout bro Abd majid n sis Aalimah.....wat u gonna do bout it?!?!?!?!!

w/salaamz :)

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

okie bro muezzin me knows wen am not wanted *walks out* :(

It's not that we don't like you, it's just that serious questions should be raised in Cyber Counselling, as here our wisecracks may cause offence.

wait i got a question......ur thread has kinda lyk died widout bro Abd majid n sis Aalimah.....wat u gonna do bout it?!?!?!?!!

w/salaamz :)

Go to sleep.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

LOL jazakAllah bro :)

bro.......u fink sisters are bad drivers? lol....n u fink i'll eva get betta at driving? lol....i had bout 4 lessons....and not really gettin n e where!

w/salaamz

[Pk_#2]

:sl:
I thought your only supposed to have on anitvirus, otherwise they contradict each other :)
:w:

damn!! :heated:


well bro muzzy n minzy....can u giv me tips on cheating in exams...am sure u guys hav plenty of tricks up ya sleeve... u dnt hav 2 admit 2 dat....ano! :giggling:

[Muezzin]

I've never cheated in a single exam.

Minaz might be able to help you though...

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[Pk_#2]

Bet u guys workd 2geva 2 cheat in exams...

u guys r a bit like pinky n the brain...instead of tryna tke ova da world u tryna tke ova Li...

:)

[Muezzin]

Bet u guys workd 2geva 2 cheat in exams...

It's good you don't gamble, as you'd lose all your money. Minaz and I are in different years.

u guys r a bit like pinky n the brain...instead of tryna tke ova da world u tryna tke ova Li...

Quite.

:)

FITNAH FITNAH ACCORDING TO THE NEW SIG FAD FITNAH I SAY!

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[x Maz x]

LOLOLOL @ PINKY AND DE BRAIN...Btw Muezzin luvin yo sig!...Peace x

[Pk_#2]

u can't smile now?

it's not fitnah

prophet Muhammed (pbuh) said tis charity

“Smiling in the face of your brother is charity … and pouring out from your bucket into your brother’s bucket is charity.”
...so bug off HAHA

y u picking on meh?

[x Maz x]

Yuh tis cordin 2 sum mods if u use it excessively and use the term 'lol' far 2 often 2 de opposit genda can b causin fitnah...
Btw supn wit de nw sigs? y vry1 go em? i fl left ot :( Peace x

[Muezzin]

u can't smile now?

it's not fitnah

prophet Muhammed (pbuh) said tis charity

...so bug off HAHA

y u picking on meh?

I'm picking on this 'fitnah sig fad' nonsense. I find it strange how people can take a bunch of yellow and black pixels so seriously. I mean, I never actually stick my tongue out at anyone, but now, if I use ":p" in order to clarify that I am joking and/or being ironic, I could be accused of promoting fitnah. Yet if I leave the post as is, with just the text, people will take offence as they will not necessarily see the ironic or joking intent. Crazy days.

X Maz, jazakallah, glad you like it!

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[Kittygyal]

Nope that's mine and Muezzin's monopoly ;)
oh god, no more of your health problems! Last time you were moaning about pains and aches got told off by admin about all the complaints they got!

salam.
OMG! why are you so narky?! :(

[x Maz x]

Luky i din folow dat flex *eyes rolly*....But the tin' is if u use ;) and de tongue fin' say if sum1 gets hapz ova it? lol...odd buh can apen ryt?...[talkin from personal xperiance] LOL nah jokez, buh dese r rules de mods made up not us *eyes rolly*...Peace x

[Pk_#2]

I'm picking on this 'fitnah sig fad' nonsense. I find it strange how people can take a bunch of yellow and black pixels so seriously. I mean, I never actually stick my tongue out at anyone, but now, if I use ":p" in order to clarify that I am joking and/or being ironic, I could be accused of promoting fitnah. Yet if I leave the post as is, with just the text, people will take offence as they will not necessarily see the ironic or joking intent. Crazy days.

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yeah das wah i woz finkin...dint wana do it...coz i fort i do dem smileys online..int gna do it offline dou....felt a bit hypocritical..

indeed crazy dayz

....

urm...:sister: y do the smileys have yellow faces? dnt wana b like the simpsons..

[Hijaabi22]

.

21 in October this year. I sound immature since I've got a baby face. Maybe.

hahahahahaha U OLDER THEN ME!!Bhai jaan.lol messin

ok wat is up wid THE weather man

and why have i woken up n gotten straight on2 the net- i need my breky LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Hijaabi22]

did u watch ghostbusters 2 yday bro

[Muezzin]

did u watch ghostbusters 2 yday bro

I have it on DVD. The Court Room scene is the funniest part of the entire film.

Also, about the weather - it's sunny right now.

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[Pk_#2]

Ok...you reckon its good to giv people nicknames?

Just ya know...call my mate shazia shayza...n sum1 told me dat shayza is
s h i t in german...so ya know

it's like shayza wer ya goin...n if she goin 2 da toilet...shayza u goin fo a shayza? LOL

but da ting is she got an arabic name...so is dat like really bad ?

[Muezzin]

Ok...you reckon its good to giv people nicknames?

Just ya know...call my mate shazia shayza...n sum1 told me dat shayza is
s h i t in german...so ya know

it's like shayza wer ya goin...n if she goin 2 da toilet...shayza u goin fo a shayza? LOL

but da ting is she got an arabic name...so is dat like really bad ?

It's not 'shayza' - in German you say 'sheisse'. You don't use two s's though, you use that weird umlaut thing. At least, I think it's called an umlaut.

If she's okay with that nickname then who am I to judge? I've probably called people much worse - in fact, I do call people worse names than that, just ask Minaz.

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[Pk_#2]

:O tut tut bro..wah u call Minaz? spill da beans...i got his back..so dnt mesh!

[Muezzin]

:O tut tut bro..wah u call Minaz? spill da beans...i got his back..so dnt mesh!

I've called him things. Bad things.

Heh.

Anyway, get off his 'back', that's fitnah.

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[Pk_#2]

oh my days...everythings fitna..

wats Fitna...i dnt even know..jeez...

dw...dint get on his back...he's a bit tall

phew!! saved me from committing 'FITNA'

das ma new msn name Fitna

[Muezzin]

Pleased to meet you, Fitnah, and for your information, Minaz ain't tall.

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[Hijaabi22]

Lol^^

Wers My Mate Islamgyal At Me Miss Her Maaaaaaaaaaaan Bring Her Baaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Muezzin]

No can do I'm afraid.

General note - no more asking when such and such banned members will be back, as I'm getting tired of answering 'they'll be back when they're back'.

Tik?

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[Hijaabi22]

no its not teek! u meant 2 be a mod u meant 2 fill us in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nafy]

Salaamz

me had such a gud day 2day!!!!!!!! but me throats hurts cus me been screamin on all da big rides lol....wat shall me do 2 fix me? i mean me throat? lol...me finx it has had an affect on me brain 2 lol

take care me bros
w.salaamz

[Muezzin]

no its not teek! u meant 2 be a mod u meant 2 fill us in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I'm not meant to fill you in actually. But to answer your question, she'll be back in a couple of months. Now please, no more questions like this - they're not very comedy-friendly.

Salaamz

me had such a gud day 2day!!!!!!!! but me throats hurts cus me been screamin on all da big rides lol....wat shall me do 2 fix me? i mean me throat? lol...me finx it has had an affect on me brain 2 lol

take care me bros
w.salaamz

Awesome that you're feeling happy! For the sore throat, I think you're supposed to drink water with a touch of lemon, but I'm not sure. Just get plenty of water down you.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

Awesome that you're feeling happy! For the sore throat, I think you're supposed to drink water with a touch of lemon, but I'm not sure. Just get plenty of water down you.

jazakAllah bro :)
me shall try dat inshAllah! :)

take careeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
w/salaaaaaaaamz!! :D

[Pk_#2]

get well soon naff naff

[nafy]

Salaamz

lol jazakAllah sis Tasmiyah :D

okie bro i got a question......y are lil bros n sistaz sooooooooo annoyin?!?! lol

w/salaam :)

[unknown_JJ]

And to add to that...y do baby bro's always take their nappies off and dance around naked? is it like a 'man thing'?

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

lol jazakAllah sis Tasmiyah :D

okie bro i got a question......y are lil bros n sistaz sooooooooo annoyin?!?! lol

w/salaam :)

Because you wouldn't love 'em as much if they weren't.

And to add to that...y do baby bro's always take their nappies off and dance around naked? is it like a 'man thing'?

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[Hijaabi22]

^hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

HMMMMMM I MISS ISLAMGYAL AND AALIMAH :(

[Hijaabi22]

YS DIS FORUM DEAD 2DAY???OR IS IT JUS MOI

[nafy]

Salaamz

nah its dead lol ;)

bro i got a question.....y are guys so spoilt?? lol

w/salaamz

[Pk_#2]

why doesn't my mummy iron my clothes no more? :(

Tis boring doing em maself...

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

nah its dead lol ;)

bro i got a question.....y are guys so spoilt?? lol

w/salaamz

why doesn't my mummy iron my clothes no more?

Tis boring doing em maself...

One day Mr Kettle said, 'Hey, Pot! You're black!'

:)

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[Pk_#2]

I didn't even get that man...but nevamind one of them sock puppets would be nice instead :)

[Muezzin]

There's a saying about the kettle calling the pot black. It's a metaphor for hypocrisy.

But anyway, here's a sock monkey:

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[Pk_#2]

Aww jazakhala...now i'll revise while hugging the sock monkey hooray!!

May Allah (Swt) rewrd you for your efforts & urm...i still dint get it...didn't get it**...using no text is hard :(

[Hijaabi22]

lol^^^^ wats wid nmuezzin n his sock monkeys??

i needs sum cool avatars can u get me sum muezzin bro pweeeeezzzzzzzz

[Muezzin]

lol^^^^ wats wid nmuezzin n his sock monkeys??

i needs sum cool avatars can u get me sum muezzin bro pweeeeezzzzzzzz

There are two main ways to get cool avatars. Firstly, you could climb Everest with nothing but a midget and several bowling pins for company. When you reach the summit you must shout the magic words. What exactly the magic words are will vary, but they will come to you in dreams. Then your cool avatar will appear before your eyes as well as miraculously being attached to an e-mail heading for your inbox.

The second way involves using Google Image search.

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[Pk_#2]

Yahoos betta

GOOgle...?

The name says it all.

[Hijaabi22]

^^huh?? Wat U Chattin Muezzin

[nafy]

Salaamz

i been helping dad wash da cars all morninnnnnnnnnnnnn lol....bro gimmie a gud excuse 2 mek dem tek me out 2day lol.....am so boredddddddd at homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

i been helping dad wash da cars all morninnnnnnnnnnnnn lol....bro gimmie a gud excuse 2 mek dem tek me out 2day lol.....am so boredddddddd at homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

w/salaamz

Well, you could say 'Because I've been helping out all morning, could you take me out pretty please?' or something along those lines.

Alternatively, you could try and make a sock monkey.

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[Ghazi]

Well, you could say 'Because I've been helping out all morning, could you take me out pretty please?' or something along those lines.

Alternatively, you could try and make a sock monkey.

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:sl:

Remember once you start reminding people of past favours you done for them you loose the reward, just go to a friends house and chill.

[nafy]

Salaamz

:sl:

Remember once you start reminding people of past favours you done for them you loose the reward, just go to a friends house and chill.

nah bro das not wat i was intending 2 do....i jus needed an excuse lol

and bro....me not allowed out 2 friends homes :( n not allowed out alone lol.....they need 2 tek me out!! lol....i jus dunno wat 2 sayyyyyyyyy!!

w/salaamz :)

[Muezzin]

Well, you could just ask nicely. :)

Or else, make them a sock monkey.

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[*noor]

how do you go through a high school graduation without crying??

[Ghazi]

how do you go through a high school graduation without crying??

:sl:

realise it's only school and think of the early morning you had to go through.

[Pk_#2]

Brothers...another brother has joined your company :D

[*noor]

:sl:

realise it's only school and think of the early morning you had to go through.

you dont get it........i am sooo going to miss my friends.

[Hijaabi22]

im tired and hungey wat shall i do

[Muezzin]

how do you go through a high school graduation without crying??

Just cry.

Into the sock monkey you made the night before. :D

im tired and hungey wat shall i do

Sleep and eat, I should think.

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[Hijaabi22]

how cum no1 posts on this thread hardly???......... oh im sorry the gud old mods only banned the most active members of this thread, thats aalimah abd majid n islamgyal BRING THEM BAK!!!

[minaz]

You as individuals make this thread alive, stop waiting for your "messiahs" (no offence to any of our jewish memebrs). You alone as individuals make the atmosphere alive.

[Pk_#2]

Why doesn't my signature cum up?

Or does it? i can't see it :( *cwies*

[Hijaabi22]

it does hun wat ya chattin

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

i still can't see it...do you have one? Cause if you do...i don't see yours either :S

btw whose Neena?

[Muezzin]

AsalamuAlaykum,

i still can't see it...do you have one? Cause if you do...i don't see yours either :S

btw whose Neena?

Go to the UserCP area, go to options, go down to thread options, and tick the box that says 'Show Signatures'.

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[Muezzin]

i chkd it for her... n it was already checked :confused:

The sock monkeys did it.

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[Pk_#2]

*strangles Mr.Sock monkey*

You gave me that cheeky bugga bro..

Anyways jazakhala you two!

It's back...methinks it went on holiday for a few days

WalaykumSalaam.

[muslim_friend]

Was just reading thru this thread. Hilarious stuff! :D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Oi M&M.... whats the weirdest problem/question you've gotten here?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Oi M&M.... whats the weirdest problem/question you've gotten here?
:w:

Shadow came out with some corkers, like someone killing his monkeys. Then I said 'Use this on the scum who did it' with a picture of a hand grenade.

Fun times.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ohhh.... i thought it would be me....*cries*.

[nafy]

Salaamz

i got tummy ache....n no one believes me lol...they fink am tryna escape housework lol....help broooooooooooo :'(

w/salaam

[nafy]

Salaamz

:haha:

tht made me laugh out loudddddd :D

remembered gud old days :D

bro stop laffing.....im in pain lol...... *sigh* ...... wat do i dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! :? lolz

n wat gud old days?? bro zAK u used 2 do housework? lolz :giggling: joke!!

w/salaamz

[nafy]

Salaamz

lool....shame......tutz!! ;) lol

w/salaamz

p.s: bro zAK....am gonna give u warn (lol) ur spamming bro muezzins thread hahaaha ;D joke!

[nafy]

Salaamz

lol *goes red* u jus HAD 2 say dat didnt u *cries* lol....wateva bro...u smell lol

w/salaamz

[Hijaabi22]

hahaha^ whys bro muezzin turned 4rm turquiose to maroon i liked the turquise color better

[afriend]

Has Muezzin really turned into a REAL mod? ;D

[Hijaabi22]

^^ Funny Init

[Muezzin]

hahaha^ whys bro muezzin turned 4rm turquiose to maroon i liked the turquise color better

I'm no longer a Trainee Moderator. And neither is Minaz.

Together, we shall take over LI.

Of course, I'll have the majority share.

What was the question again? Oh yes, tummy aches... Try some of these:

If ingesting medicine that looks like it was created in the nineteenth century is too hardcore for ya, just drink some water and sit down for a while.

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[Hijaabi22]

but but but....how cum u a mod ???? IF U MOD ME MOD TOO

[Muezzin]

Just send us your credit card number and we'll cure all your ills.

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[Hijaabi22]

i dont have a credit card ;p

i have hay fever wat shall me do

[Muezzin]

I get hay fever too. I don't know what to do.

However, beating up tramps makes me feel much better. :)

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[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

looooooollll.. i wnt a credit card. wot 2 dooo bro?

[Hijaabi22]

LOL^^^^^ Ok seeing as ur name is maroon can u change mine to pink>pw

[x Maz x]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *GETS OUT PARTY POPPERS, CAKES AND CANDLES*...This calls for a celebration yaar!!! Me soo prouda ya...I saw you his *arms lenght* and now MashAllah your a moderator of a heavy site hehe Well done breda!!! MashAllah SubhanAllah and erm erm JazakAllah? lol..Peace and stay blessed x

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

I get hay fever too. I don't know what to do.

However, beating up tramps makes me feel much better. :)

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lollllll, datz meannn :rollseyes :rant:

[Hijaabi22]

^ wats there to celebrate excatly?

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

lol chk u'z out.. thinkn ur his mum or suttin.. :giggling:

dis thred getn confuzlin cuz we all pstn at da same time lol

[Muezzin]

looooooollll.. i wnt a credit card. wot 2 dooo bro?

See your bank manager. They'll like you a lot more after that meeting, I'll tell ya.

LOL^^^^^ Ok seeing as ur name is maroon can u change mine to pink>pw

Egads, I can't control the colours woman!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *GETS OUT PARTY POPPERS, CAKES AND CANDLES*...This calls for a celebration yaar!!! Me soo prouda ya...I saw you his *arms lenght* and now MashAllah your a moderator of a heavy site hehe Well done breda!!! MashAllah SubhanAllah and erm erm JazakAllah? lol..Peace and stay blessed x

And here I was thinking you hate my guts. Jazakallah khier.

And as for beating up tramps - don't knock it till you've tried it.

Second thoughts, don't try it either.

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[Hijaabi22]

^^loooooool at the mum bit she young enuf to be his kid lololololol ........ok sorry maybe not

[Muezzin]

^^loooooool at the mum bit she young enuf to be his kid lololololol ........ok sorry maybe not

'Whachoo talkin bout Willis?'

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[x Maz x]

And here I was thinking you hate my guts. Jazakallah khier.

And as for beating up tramps - don't knock it till you've tried it.

Second thoughts, don't try it either.

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:rollseyes :giggling: Hate your guts? Lol..just a teeny weeny bit not hate...dun like that word...erm despise? :rollseyes I mean dislike...

Lol Safe, leme go find ma breda and I'll giv ya feedback bout how it feels...

Dun try it...just lukin fo im, 2 secs ....

[Muezzin]

I do like a good deleting spree. Stay on topic please sisters. :)

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[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

juz cuz ur a mod and u cn delete posts.. juz rub it in..!

lol @ ya sis.. greasy hair lol

oki bk on topic.. my eyes hurt wot 2 doooo?

[x Maz x]

*Eyes rolly*..Now this is the times when i hate you grrr...
LOL...Muezzin i feel tired and me scared of ma exam tomaw what shal i do??

[Muezzin]

oki bk on topic.. my eyes hurt wot 2 doooo?

Pour acid in them.

Eye drops work well too.

*Eyes rolly*..Now this is the times when i hate you grrr...
LOL...Muezzin i feel tired and me scared of ma exam tomaw what shal i do??

Pray, revise, repeat.

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[Hijaabi22]

^lol

bradford melas cumin up (whoo hoooo) u reckon i shudnt go? if so why?

[Muezzin]

^lol

bradford melas cumin up (whoo hoooo) u reckon i shudnt go? if so why?

The next time someone brings up a matter of fiqh in this thread, they shall be told to 'Fiqh off'

Anyway, go and play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

But with Mini Cheddars instead of marbles.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yo check out my problem in the cyber counselling section.
I need help!
:w:

[F.Y.]

I think you should reference your 'fiqh off' to Moin, H. (2005) Maniac Muslim Website (Article name), Toronto, Canada.

Hehe.
Peace

[Hijaabi22]

The next time someone brings up a matter of fiqh in this thread, they shall be told to 'Fiqh off'

Anyway, go and play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

But with Mini Cheddars instead of marbles.

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ERM EXCUSE ME?

[Muezzin]

^ I mean, melas have been discussed in more serious threads than this. Check 'em out. :)

I think you should reference your 'fiqh off' to Moin, H. (2005) Maniac Muslim Website (Article name), Toronto, Canada.

Hehe.
Peace

Good catch, heh. Maniac Muslim is cool.

And with that bibliographical error mended, I ask:

Who's NEXT?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

ME!
I'm next... please help me!
:w:

(p.s... your new emoticon combination in ur sig is......)

[Hijaabi22]

I Hate Maniac Muslim Wat A Crap Site So Unislamic Sum Of The Posts Ive Come Across

[Muezzin]

ME!
I'm next... please help me!
:w:

That's in a cyber counselling thread though. I tend not to post there as sarcasm can be offensive.

Here, I can get away with a helluva lot of it though. Good stuff. :)

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

So... no real advice then?
I feel like a cheated customer.

[Muezzin]

I Hate Maniac Muslim Wat A Crap Site So Unislamic Sum Of The Posts Ive Come Across

Strong words.

Perhaps a sock-monkey cuddle would make everything better.

So... no real advice then?
I feel like a cheated customer.

My advice is wait and see what happens in the Cyber Counselling thread. Here, I'll just take the mickey and you'll get offended, people will start crying, and fairies will die.

Maybe.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

The only fairy here is you. There. Did I hurt your feelings?
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[Muezzin]

The only fairy here is you. There. Did I hurt your feelings?

Nah.

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That did though.

ME SAY NEXT! YOU NO SAY NEXT!

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[Hijaabi22]

Why Does Muezzin Keep Deletin My Posts So Rude!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Um ok.
So how long after this forum was created did you join?
And how many members have you met or know personally?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Why Does Muezzin Keep Deletin My Posts So Rude!

ME MOD. YOU MEMBER. THIS FUN.

Um ok.
So how long after this forum was created did you join?

A few months, I'm not sure.

And how many members have you met or know personally?

Aamirsaab, Minaz, Muhammad, Far7an, Genius, Brother Mujahid, Khaldun. There are probably more whose usernames escape me at the moment.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Do you think i will ever be a mod? Be brutally honest.
And give me tips if possible.
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

how did u get the mod job?and why be mod? its borin not lyk u get paid...or do ya

[Far7an]

:sl:

I deleted off-topic comments. You're right Muezzin, this is fun.

[...]

Help meeeeeeeeeeee!!! What should i do my mechanics exam was horrible!!!!!:laugh: :'( :'( :grumbling

[Hijaabi22]

my head spinnin wats the cure

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

A few months, I'm not sure.

It was actually around 7.

my head spinnin wats the cure

I didn't know muezzin and minaz had phds?

[Ayesha Rana]

Help meeeeeeeeeeee!!! What should i do my mechanics exam was horrible!!!!!:laugh: :'( :'( :grumbling

I'll tell you. Sack it and go to sleep. If the results are bad do a resit. Oh and stop whinging swot.

[Silver Pearl]

Is there a job vacation available in this thread? Not for me personally but i know a few people who could get in touch with their people to get in touch with their contacts who would then get back to you. They are good.

:wasalamex

[Muezzin]

my head spinnin wats the cure

Chop it off.

Alternatively, sit down for a few minutes and maybe have a glass of water. If it's still bad, go to sleep. If it persists or is regular, see a doctor.

Oi, Ayesha Rana! Only Minaz and I are supposed to be giving advice out here! Granted, you said the same kind of things I'd probably have said, but it's the principle of the thing! Why I oughta...

Is there a job vacation available in this thread? Not for me personally but i know a few people who could get in touch with their people to get in touch with their contacts who would then get back to you. They are good.

:wasalamex

Are they rich?

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[nafy]

Salaamz

wats up wiv ur sig bro muezzin? lol

w/salaamz

[Hijaabi22]

Innit Lol^^^

I Hate Hay Fever Any Remedies????

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

wats up wiv ur sig bro muezzin? lol

w/salaamz

Somebody changed it! Gah! zAk, Farhan, may Allah have mercy, cos I won't! :grumbling

I'm kidding. The current sig is just as true as the old one. I do love eggs, sunny side up, just how that middle smiley looks.

Innit Lol^^^

I Hate Hay Fever Any Remedies????

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[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

i wana go 2 sleep.. what do i doooooo :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

i wana go 2 sleep.. what do i doooooo :rollseyes

Didn't you learn this when you were, you know, one minute old?

Here's a crash course: Lie down. Close your eyes. Don't open them.

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[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

nah i didnt..

y is ur name muezzin?

[x Maz x]

Muezzin do you think I can ever be an admin on this forum? Or is that being way to ambitous?

Muezzin are you any good at Benglai lol? If you are, can you teach me some?...A coupla swear words would do LOL...Nah jokkkkes I mean a couple of nice shweet remarks :)...

[Muezzin]

:rollseyes

Sisters. I understand that women find it extremely hard to just, not talk. However, you should understand that all this free-posting will just get deleted and you shall be issued warnings accordingly, thus making the whole exercise futile. Please bear this in mind. Thank you.

nah i didnt..

y is ur name muezzin?

It ties in with my real name, which I shall not reveal here for fear of being stalked by LI sisters.

Muezzin do you think I can ever be an admin on this forum? Or is that being way to ambitous?

At least you don't spam that much...

Muezzin are you any good at Benglai lol? If you are, can you teach me some?...A coupla swear words would do LOL...Nah jokkkkes I mean a couple of nice shweet remarks ...

I'll ask the two Bengalis I know. But they might just laugh and call me a Paki before slapping me with a fish for irony. Well, maybe.

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[Far7an]

:sl:

What is the best excuse to give, if you don't want to go shopping?

[Musaafirah]

xMazx..u need to learn some bengali..you can ask me :D..or alternatively check out the Bengali thread thingy..
Muezzin..when did you become a proper mod? :?
Oh, I need experience in a Biomedical Lab somehow..but how do I go about it? :muddlehea..I jus dunno what to do! ..I need some experience for the summer...What do I do? :rollseyes
Oh yeah..How on earth do I get rid of my hayfever?!..I've tried homeopathic medicines..worked last year..but not this year? WHY OH WHY?!

:w:

[Muezzin]

xMazx..u need to learn some bengali..you can ask me :D..or alternatively check out the Bengali thread thingy..
Muezzin..when did you become a proper mod? :?

A few weeks ago, I dunno.

Oh, I need experience in a Biomedical Lab somehow..but how do I go about it? :muddlehea..I jus dunno what to do! ..I need some experience for the summer...What do I do? :rollseyes

Well, you could try phoning various labs and asking for work experience placements, or actually go there in person.

Oh yeah..How on earth do I get rid of my hayfever?!..I've tried homeopathic medicines..worked last year..but not this year? WHY OH WHY?!

:w:

I dunno. I want a cure for hayfever too.

As it is I content myself with tramp-beating. Metaphorically speaking of course.

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[aljawaad]

Jus got a job offer with better salary, however I shud work on saturdays and odd hours; wat do you advise should i take the offer or not?

** If i take dat job, den i wont get access too much on LI.

[Muezzin]

Jus got a job offer with better salary, however I shud work on saturdays and odd hours; wat do you advise should i take the offer or not?

** If i take dat job, den i wont get access too much on LI.

Take the option that you like the most. No one can choose it for you, you just have to choose the path you'd be most satisfied with in the long run.

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[aljawaad]

Fanks Bro. I think i'll go for it.

[Helena]

:sl:

i've got 5months off frm uni...am simply bored......got nothing to do..all day am home....not really.....half of the day...

thinking about job..puts moi off...well am too lazy...dnt knw where to start?....also gotta buy my bro ps3....where do i get the money from..i need a job

wen am out and about...i end buying scarfs...i got soo many...its a bad habit..how do i stop?...same wid jibab, bags, shoes/sandles.....basically everything....

solve it inshalah.....

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

woah muezzin ur taking time to solve my matter...well am off....

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

i've got 5months off frm uni...am simply bored......got nothing to do..all day am home....not really.....half of the day...

thinking about job..puts moi off...well am too lazy...dnt knw where to start?....also gotta buy my bro ps3....where do i get the money from..b]i need a job[/b]

Good idea.

wen am out and about...i end buying scarfs...i got soo many...its a bad habit..how do i stop?...same wid jibab, bags, shoes/sandles.....basically everything....

solve it inshalah.....

:w:

Just don't buy them. Or better yet, leave all your money and cards at home.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Oh muezzin.... where are my tips?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Oh muezzin.... where are my tips?
:w:

You don't look like a waitress to me.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Grr.... fine dodge my problem!

[Muezzin]

Grr.... fine dodge my problem!

Is this about that cyber counselling thread? I told ya, just read that thread because in this thread, when serious problems come up, I tend to go into sarcastic mode.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Nah i asked for tips to become a MOD. Catch up, will ya!
:w:

[Muezzin]

Nah i asked for tips to become a MOD. Catch up, will ya!
:w:

Why do you want to become a mod? It's got all the headache-inducing monotony of a nine-to-five job, but with no wages.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Because I really love this forum and I wanna help out?
:w:

[Ayesha Rana]

Because I really love this forum and I wanna help out?
:w:

Aww don't worry sis. Muezzin is just jealous cos he wants all the glory for himself.
If you want to be a MOD you gotta learn to snitch...on people like Muezzin for example.;D

[...]

Aww don't worry sis. Muezzin is just jealous cos he wants all the glory for himself.
If you want to be a MOD you gotta learn to snitch...on people like Muezin for example.;D

lolz:giggling: Hey ayesha stop cracking me up:giggling:

[Ayesha Rana]

lolz:giggling: Hey ayesha stop cracking me up:giggling:

Did i make you laugh? Good that'll make him even more jealous.
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[x Maz x]

At least you don't spam that much...


I'll ask the two Bengalis I know. But they might just laugh and call me a Paki before slapping me with a fish for irony. Well, maybe.

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Fine I take that as a no then :offended:

Lol, that comment gonna get a jootha in yo face mate, ent that ofensive to de bennies on board?...hmmmm

Muezzin why you a big fat meany?? and why is Minaz so quite :?
Me likes Minaz u just mean mean mean MEAN

Peace x

[Pk_#2]

He gna say das Fitna^^

And da fish tingy...nah dat int offensiv...i'll jus pray dat da benny jus smacks him bck wiv a chapatti 4 xtra irony!

[x Maz x]

Sowi me misd tat...waz fitnah??

Paki got a ting fo der chappatis leave em alone :'(...tis not r fult we like r marchi n roti ;)

[Pk_#2]

Not picking on paki's just bro! :rollseyes

[Musaafirah]

Well, you could try phoning various labs and asking for work experience placements, or actually go there in person.

:sl:
I went to a Hospital..but they have no vacancies..and I'm checking out the labs, but alas..nobody wants me..OH what am I to do? I feel so err...lazy (I'd put up a sticky out tongue thing at this moment, but I think thats wrong..)
So..What am I to do with myself for the summer?!
:heated:..
:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

how do u know which ppl 2 trust??

w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Aww don't worry sis. Muezzin is just jealous cos he wants all the glory for himself.

Wrong.

If you want to be a MOD you gotta learn to snitch...on people like Muezzin for example.;D

Feel free.

Alternatively, Umm Shaheed, you could continue to behave politely and respectfully, and inshallah, you may be approached to become a mod as I was.

Did i make you laugh? Good that'll make him even more jealous.
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You know, when a girl goes to this much trouble to make a boy 'jealous', it's usually because the girl is attracted to the boy.

And if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will.

Salam,

Just wondering, are you and aamirsaab blood brothers? In that case did he ever wrap you in bubblewrap and chuck you down the stairs?

We are blood brothers, and he has not wrapped me in bubblewrap and chucked me down the stairs.

Although we've both planned to do it to each other, muhahahaha.

Fine I take that as a no then

Lol, that comment gonna get a jootha in yo face mate, ent that ofensive to de bennies on board?...hmmmm

I'd have thought calling Bangladeshis 'Bennies' would be more of an invitation of a projectile chappal to the face, but that's just me.

Muezzin why you a big fat meany??

It's more entertaining.

and why is Minaz so quite

He has a life.

Me likes Minaz u just mean mean mean MEAN

Boo freakin' hoo, lady.

I went to a Hospital..but they have no vacancies..and I'm checking out the labs, but alas..nobody wants me..OH what am I to do? I feel so err...lazy (I'd put up a sticky out tongue thing at this moment, but I think thats wrong..)
So..What am I to do with myself for the summer?!

Checked the Jobcentre? Also, have you looked in the Yellow Pages for other labs? Maybe someone you know has connections, in which case, use those connections.

Salaamz

how do u know which ppl 2 trust??

w/salaamz

Throw spanners at them.

Alternatively, you could get to know them a bit better before entrusting them with anything important.

Or you could do that old, 'I'll fall, then you catch me!' game of trust. But that hurts when I play it with Minaz. Or Aamirsaab for that matter.

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[Hijaabi22]

COOOOOOOOOOL r u and amirsaab bros??? wow cool

[x Maz x]

I'd have thought calling Bangladeshis 'Bennies' would be more of an invitation of a projectile chappal to the face, but that's just me.

Lol Nah it aint, Imma Paki and dey are Bennis so no problamo hehe..

It's more entertaining.

U lil tramp no it aint *sticks tongue out*...Your just a meany ...u n ur selfish needs

He has a life.

Is that your way of telling meh u dont yuh?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Or you could do that old, 'I'll fall, then you catch me!' game of trust. But that hurts when I play it with Minaz. Or Aamirsaab for that matter.

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That's infinitely more fun if you are at the top of the stairs, wrapped in bubble wrap.

OT: Do you get tired of freaks asking you questions all the time?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

HAWWW.... aamirsaab what is that supposed to mean? Deep!
And yeah i can tell that you are blood brothers... you are both just as mean as each other, and not really funny either. Hah!
(P.s... Muezzin jazakAllah for the advice).
:w:

[minaz]

Me likes Minaz u just mean mean mean MEAN

If i gave myself a £1 every tie someone said that- I would have enough money to by myself a PS3!

Is that your way of telling meh u dont yuh?

It is indeed

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Minaz subhanAllah i thought you were swallowed by a whale or something... where did you go?
:w:

[minaz]

Lol yeh i stopped hanging around with my mate Jonah! Don't worry where I have been, just be happy that i'm here!

[Helena]

:sl:

hw cum u've got 'rep points mean meaning'.....is dat true?

explain plz...as u are back...get working inshalah...

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol whack job.

[minaz]

Lol whack job.

You know you want it!

[Muezzin]

U lil tramp no it aint *sticks tongue out*...Your just a meany ...u n ur selfish needs

Pretty much.

That's infinitely more fun if you are at the top of the stairs, wrapped in bubble wrap.

No, it's infinitely more fun if I strap dynamite to your back and push you out the window. :thumbs_up

OT: Do you get tired of freaks asking you questions all the time?

Freaks, yes. Questions, no.

HAWWW.... aamirsaab what is that supposed to mean? Deep!
And yeah i can tell that you are blood brothers... you are both just as mean as each other, and not really funny either. Hah!

Hah HA!

(P.s... Muezzin jazakAllah for the advice).

I gave you advice? I'm such a meany!

Minaz subhanAllah i thought you were swallowed by a whale or something... where did you go?

Minaz has been 'swallowed' by many things. A whale is not one of them.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

AstaghfurAllah fitnah! Lol.
:w:

[Muezzin]

AstaghfurAllah fitnah! Lol.
:w:

What are you talking about, woman?

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Minaz said something weird!

[x Maz x]

If i gave myself a £1 every tie someone said that- I would have enough money to by myself a PS3!

Why not just beg on the Paki shop corners :D das ow I got mine muhahahahaha

It is indeed

Chears big earz fo clarifyin that :)

O and fanks aamirsaab fo callin us fweeks much appreciated :)
And you also breda :)

Peace x

[Musaafirah]

Absolutely random..but Muezzin..if you really are suffering from Hayfever..there's this homeopathic medicine called Pollena, which I jus bought today..and can notice the improvement!
Oh..a question I have..How do I stop myself worrying about results?!! I just finished my examx last week..and already am worried! :rollseyes

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

hayfever.. i h8 it :'( hw do i stop it?

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro wat A levels shall i do next year? any suggestions? anyfin interesting...yet EASY lol

w/salaamz

[minaz]

I did Performing arts, History, Biology, do the subjects you enjoy that's the best advice me and Muezzin can give

[Pk_#2]

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner :(

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Tis a bit zzz get meh?

[Ayesha Rana]

You know, when a girl goes to this much trouble to make a boy 'jealous', it's usually because the girl is attracted to the boy.

And if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will.

:offended: Buzz off Grandpa!:offended: I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

Alternatively, Umm Shaheed, you could continue to behave politely and respectfully, and inshallah, you may be approached to become a mod as I was.

Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.:rant:

[Muezzin]

Absolutely random..but Muezzin..if you really are suffering from Hayfever..there's this homeopathic medicine called Pollena, which I jus bought today..and can notice the improvement!

Cool. Jazakallah khier.

Oh..a question I have..How do I stop myself worrying about results?!! I just finished my examx last week..and already am worried! :rollseyes

Make dua. Try not to worry too much as you've done your exams, and you can't change them now. Try to move on. :)

hayfever.. i h8 it hw do i stop it?

Read the post right above yours?

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Discuss it with your parents and try to think what you most want to do. Personally, I think it's a great idea to go to college at least - uni is what I think needs a lot more thought.

Tis a bit zzz get meh?

Not really.

I'm joking.

Buzz off Grandpa! I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

I'm 20 years old. The only way I could possibly be anyone's 'Grandpa' on this website is if I was married to a chav-ette, which is something I shall never do as long as I live.

Also, that post was a joke, as I thought was evident from the message 'if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will'.

Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.

Let me get this straight. You come on to this thread and start badmouthing me, I tell a joke to strike back, and I'm 'kidding myself'? :rollseyes

Okay, I apologise if I caused any offence.

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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[Pk_#2]

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour! :coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard! :D, you think it looks good bruvas

[nafy]

Salaam

I did Performing arts, History, Biology, do the subjects you enjoy that's the best advice me and Muezzin can give

jazakAllah bro.....but i dunno...am unsure....i dunno wat 2 choose das da problem....i cant figure it out!!!! lol

w/salaamz

[SistaHH]

:sl:

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

[Muezzin]

wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour!

I wish.

:coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard! :D, you think it looks good bruvas

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

Jazakallah.

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[Pk_#2]

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

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wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER :rollseyes

I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat :rant: ,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs? ;D

[Muezzin]

wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER :rollseyes

Gillette Mach 3!

I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat :rant: ,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs? ;D

I dunno. At least your chin will now be as smooth as a baby's buttocks.

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[Bittersteel]

why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

[x Maz x]

Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting :) Peace x

[Hijaabi22]

Salaam



jazakAllah bro.....but i dunno...am unsure....i dunno wat 2 choose das da problem....i cant figure it out!!!! lol

w/salaamz

id do engliah lit bio n Religious studies same as me :P

Hmmm wer can i get sum gud nasheeds from

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

How comes when a Muslim member gets banned we can't know why? It makes me scared. Coz I get the feeling one day I won't be bale to log on because i'm banned!:'(

[Muezzin]

why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

I'll ask the admins. You're posting now, aren't you, so you're not banned right? :)

Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting Peace x

England by default. I would be supporting Pakistan, but their footy team (if indeed they have one) is too crap to make it to the World Cup. The Pakistani cricket team is freakin' awesome, of course.

How comes when a Muslim member gets banned we can't know why? It makes me scared. Coz I get the feeling one day I won't be bale to log on because i'm banned!:'(

Chill out. You'll probably never ever be banned since you behave yourself (i.e. you don't break the rules). Besides, members are notified if they are banned.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok... i feel better now. But remember that time you threatened me with a 20% warn? That's probably why i'm behaving myself!

[Muezzin]

Ok... i feel better now. But remember that time you threatened me with a 20% warn?

Did I? I must have been on a sugar rush or something.

That's probably why i'm behaving myself!

All's well that ends well, that's what I always say. Well, I never actually say that, but it's just a figure of speech so....

Yeah, anyway, next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol. Hey I'm bored. Can I start a fight?
Oi Muezzin, did you know that minaz gave me a rep saying you had a blow up doll at your yard? No joke.
Oh no, you gonna take that?
Lol.
(wicked sig btw.... boring avatar though)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

By the way... i'm not making that up, incase someone thinks i'm sick:-\.
W'salaam

[Muezzin]

Lol. Hey I'm bored. Can I start a fight?
Oi Muezzin, did you know that minaz gave me a rep saying you had a blow up doll at your yard? No joke.
Oh no, you gonna take that?

I've said worse to him. It's how our humour works.

Lol.
(wicked sig btw.... boring avatar though)

Jazakallah. It was fun to make. Blame the admins for the 'boring' avatar, heh.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ah shucks... i thought a riot was gonna break out.

[x Maz x]

England by default. I would be supporting Pakistan, but their footy team (if indeed they have one) is too crap to make it to the World Cup. The Pakistani cricket team is freakin' awesome, of course.

Saaaaaafe Breda, Finkin just lyk meh muhahahahaha...Yh blatently Crikiters heviii...and yh would be suporten em to buh they din make it...luk on the bryt syd atleast they make the actual footys de playas play wit lol...das der contribution muhahahaha...Peace x

[Muezzin]

Ah shucks... i thought a riot was gonna break out.

There's a riot? Why didn't you tell me, I have bricks and glass bottles ready and everything!

Wait, I misread that.

Saaaaaafe Breda, Finkin just lyk meh muhahahahaha...Yh blatently Crikiters heviii...and yh would be suporten em to buh they din make it...luk on the bryt syd atleast they make the actual footys de playas play wit lol...das der contribution muhahahaha...Peace x

Authentic Pakistani balls.

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[Pk_#2]

There's a riot? Why didn't you tell me, I have bricks and glass bottles ready and everything!

Wait, I misread that.


Authentic Pakistani balls.

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And i misread dat^^:rollseyes

[Muezzin]

And i misread dat^^:rollseyes

Perhaps you should invest in a pair of these, dear sister.

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[nafy]

Salaam

i cant get 2 sleep cus am too stressed!! lol helpppppppppppp!!! :'(

w/salaam

[Pk_#2]

Perhaps you should invest in a pair of these, dear sister.

*got rid of dat boring link*

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Yuckay der mingin man!

Can u gimme summin else...?

It's becoming a BIG problem!

[x Maz x]

Authentic Pakistani balls.
LOOOOOOOOL @ YA AKHI!...Muezzin I gots a head ach causa de heat :( Helpppppppp

[Muezzin]

Salaam

i cant get 2 sleep cus am too stressed!! lol helpppppppppppp!!! :'(

w/salaam

Clarify in your mind what you're stressed about. What helps me is to then consider whether or not I can control it. If I can control it, there's no use getting angry or stressed - and if I can't control it, there's no point getting angry or stressed.

Yuckay der mingin man!

Can u gimme summin else...?

It's becoming a BIG problem!

Other than that, I dunno how to improve your vision, unless you have an owl's eyes surgically implanted.

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[Pk_#2]

**

Other than that, I dunno how to improve your vision, unless you have an owl's eyes surgically implanted.

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Jazakhala bro! hehe you can keep one...i fink i'm only blind in one eye! cause the ova eye woz closed wen i read ya sentence,

Wah u fink i shud use for protection against da suns ray...bearing in mind am ellergic 2 sun cream? :statisfie

ur becoming "Masters of Might, Magic, Monday Mornings AND MEDICINE!"

urm AsalamuAlaykum also.

[Muezzin]

If you're allergic to sun cream, but need to keep out of the sun, you could do like Michael Jackson and Mary Poppins and purchase one of these:

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[Helena]

:sl:

lol...metal gear solid..not out yet...already into it? jus like my 15 year old brother..

:w: