Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Hijaabi22]

guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat car u reckon i shuf get? A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????

[Sister_6038]

guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat car u reckon i shuf get? A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????

get the cheapest most efficient car and give the remaining amount to charity :D:D

[afriend]

LOL

How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what do i do to someone who laughs at me for wearin a sock which doesnt go above the ankles and for wearing troused which dont go anywhere close to the ankles :?

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[extinction]

what do i do to someone who laughs at me for wearin a sock which doesnt go above the ankles and for wearing troused which dont go anywhere close to the ankles :?

socks below the ankles are style here!! we call em ankle socks or trainer socks as for trousers shorts are a good alternative or 3/4 length pants.........

[Nawal89]

everyone else seems to be answering the questions other than Muezzin and Minaz.

[extinction]

everyone else seems to be answering the questions other than Muezzin and Minaz.

yes its called being helpful ...besides they dont seem to be around as often

[Sister_6038]

LOL

How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)

if i tell you that brother i may have to kill you...lololol...im joking...but seriously....

[minaz]

How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)

Mine and Muezzin's favourite book/novel in the whole wide world, bloody awesome. Besides your not allowed to kill mocking bird's- IT'S HARAAM :d
But you may kill all the blue jays :D

[Sister_6038]

Mine and Muezzin's favourite book/novel in the whole wide world, bloody awesome. Besides your not allowed to kill mocking bird's- IT'S HARAAM :d
But you may kill all the blue jays :D

yeh its a good book though i preferred Of Mice and Men...sob sob

[afriend]

yeh its a good book though i preferred Of Mice and Men...sob sob

That's a nice book...GCSE standard book...:) very good nevertheless :)

What do I do if I want to take my anger out?

[minaz]

yeh its a good book though i preferred Of Mice and Men...sob sob

Yeh to kill a mockingbird is more of a man's book :D

[Sister_6038]

[QUOTE=Iqram;268879]That's a nice book...GCSE standard book...:) very good nevertheless :)
QUOTE]

yeh i read in when i was in yr5....:D

Yeh to kill a mockingbird is more of a man's book

*looks and thinks hmmm*

[Starseeker]

guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat car u reckon i shuf get? A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????

Someone told me that the law is changing and you can't drive until your 21. Lets hope that gets put in effect after a year so i can still drive at 18!

[minaz]

yeh that's only applying to girls :D

[Sister_6038]

yeh that's only applying to girls :D

issues and tissues huh?

[afriend]

Why do people get so grosely misinformed about girls being better at driving than men?

[Muezzin]

Yeh to kill a mockingbird is more of a man's book :D

BOO

...Radley ;)

guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Good grief... :p

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Passing your driving test is a problem, how?

Wat car u reckon i shuf get?

Ah.

A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????

I heard you shouldn't get black because you can easily see any scratches. And you know how chavs hunt down nice-looking cars while brandishing their freshly sharpened skeleton keys.

Yellow's too fruity for my tastes, but it's your call. Personally, I'd get either a silver or dark blue convertible.

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Muezzin Bro u didnt answer my question?!?!

What is a Tort Exam?! :heated:

[Muezzin]

Muezzin Bro u didnt answer my question?!?!

What is a Tort Exam?! :heated:

Tort is an area of law. It deals with civil cases - private individuals versus other private individuals or companies. It covers stuff like negligence, defamation etc. 'Punishments' for defendants found guilty are things like compensation.

[Hijaabi22]

BOO

...Radley ;)


Good grief... :p


Passing your driving test is a problem, how?


Ah.


I heard you shouldn't get black because you can easily see any scratches. And you know how chavs hunt down nice-looking cars while brandishing their freshly sharpened skeleton keys.

Yellow's too fruity for my tastes, but it's your call. Personally, I'd get either a silver or dark blue convertible.

Yeah nice taste bro!! Im gna either go for one extreme or the other, BLACK OR YELLOWWW!!!

But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

[Nawal89]

But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

beware all drivers out there. :okay: :okay:

[Nawal89]

But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

beware all drivers out there. :okay: :okay: you've got a crazy one coming towards you:rollseyes :rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

[PIE]oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

YES PEOPLE WATCH OUT, NAILA WILL BE OUT ON THE ROADS VERY VERY SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN WATCH YOUR BACKKSSS!!!!!

Any1 want a ride, thatll be a tenner for every ten minutes,......... after al it is a YELLOW LAMBO! worth every penny id say.....so any1??[/PIE]

[nafy]

Salaamz

WOOHOOOOOOOOO I BOOKED MA FIRST DRIVING LESSON 2DAY :D

w/salaam ;)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

away for his honeymoon.


I hope your nightmare comes true.Good Luck.May the force be with you.

Lol you creep.. why would you want that to happen?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

can you give a fish the name cow and a cow the name bush? :? :?

[minaz]

Lol you creep.. why would you want that to happen?

Cuz he's never been loved :p

can you give a fish the name cow and a cow the name bush?

No.

[extinction]

[PIE]oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

YES PEOPLE WATCH OUT, NAILA WILL BE OUT ON THE ROADS VERY VERY SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN WATCH YOUR BACKKSSS!!!!!

Any1 want a ride, thatll be a tenner for every ten minutes,......... after al it is a YELLOW LAMBO! worth every penny id say.....so any1??[/PIE]

its not good to sleep and attempt to drive..wake up and stop dreaming!!!!!!!there are oncoming cars....sis grabs steering wheel to her ford fiesta and realizes she just thought she was driving a lambo..........

[Hijaabi22]

its not good to sleep and attempt to drive..wake up and stop dreaming!!!!!!!there are oncoming cars....sis grabs steering wheel to her ford fiesta and realizes she just thought she was driving a lambo..........

Lol haha think u shud know I AM A SPOILT BRAT AND I GET EVERYTHING I WANT....AND I WANT A YELLOW LAMBO SO I SHALL STAMP MY FEET UNTIL I GET 1!!!:okay: :okay: :okay:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Lol haha think u shud know I AM A SPOILT BRAT AND I GET EVERYTHING I WANT....AND I WANT A YELLOW LAMBO SO I SHALL STAMP MY FEET UNTIL I GET 1!!!:okay: :okay: :okay:

THAT IS TOO KOOL!!!!!!
if i stamp my feet hard enuff can i get a river of gold and a mansion wiv the 2006 model silver ferrari?

MAN U GOT SUM NICE TRIXX!!!!

[Muezzin]

If the Hulk stamps his feet hard enough, buildings collapse in Japan.

[Sister_6038]

If the Hulk stamps his feet hard enough, buildings collapse in Japan.

did you just take your nose out of a comic book bro?

[Muezzin]

did you just take your nose out of a comic book bro?

I've never removed it.

Next!

[Sister_6038]

"w"

[Muezzin]

"w"

'X'

Which leads me to 'Xylophone' and 'X-ray' and 'X-Men'.

[Sister_6038]

'X'

Which leads me to 'Xylophone' and 'X-ray' and 'X-Men'.

"W L"

[Hijaabi22]

THAT IS TOO KOOL!!!!!!
if i stamp my feet hard enuff can i get a river of gold and a mansion wiv the 2006 model silver ferrari?

MAN U GOT SUM NICE TRIXX!!!!

LOL!! Jus try givin ya daddy a cute lil smile and flutter ya eyelashes too, maybe youll get sumwer!!Y wud u want a river of gold wen u can ask 4 a YELLOW LAMBO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :okay: :okay: :okay:

[Muezzin]

"W L"

...huh? Is this like hangman or something? If so, it belongs in another thread.

But anyway, Next!

[Sister_6038]

...huh? Is this like hangman or something? If so, it belongs in another thread.

But anyway, Next!

nope but whatever like you said "NEXT!"

[Hijaabi22]

Can I Jus Ask Muezzin, Dude Wats Wid Da Whole Snnnaaaaakkkkee Bisness?!

[Muezzin]

Can I Jus Ask Muezzin, Dude Wats Wid Da Whole Snnnaaaaakkkkee Bisness?!

Solid Snake is a character in the Metal Gear Solid game. When you die in the game, you hear one of Snake's friends shouting 'SNAAAAAAAAKE' over the radio.

And plus, it looks kind of funny when you type it out.

Next!

[Hijaabi22]

Lol bro no offence but U WEEEEIIIIIRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

NO OFFENCE! ;P

[Muezzin]

Lol bro no offence but U WEEEEIIIIIRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

I get that a lot. :p

NO OFFENCE! ;P

I don't get that very often though.

[Hijaabi22]

Lol Jus Tryna Be Polite

[extinction]

Lol Jus Tryna Be Polite

no offence but ...................*says bunch of rude stuff* but dont forget no offence.........

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Lol bro no offence but U WEEEEIIIIIRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

NO OFFENCE! ;P

[PIE]Lol!! :giggling:[/PIE]

[nafy]

Salaamz

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllp ppppppppppppppppppp!!!! :'(

*cough*

w/salaam

[afriend]

Heeeeelllppppp with what?

[extinction]

Heeeeelllppppp with what?

exactly my sentiments...

[The Ruler]

hmm....got english exams tomoro...its da persuasive writing 1....anyadvise on wat i cud revise on :?....cuz i dunno wat i v ta revise :? :?

:w:

[extinction]

hmm....got english exams tomoro...its da persuasive writing 1....anyadvise on wat i cud revise on :?....cuz i dunno wat i v ta revise :? :?

:w:

ok to be real honest there isnt much revising for an english exam in my opinion but you will have to be able to write fast and neatly cause I feel the time is too less to complete everything you want to say.also another tip time out your questions if you have two hours and 3 questions plan out 1stly what questions you want to answer and time out how long you want to spend on each one....another thing make dua........always helps:)

[afriend]

for persuasive writing, reflect on these points:

Target audience

Purpose

Quotations

Amount and type of information included

Length of sentences/paragraphs used

How 'simple' it is for the reader to do something

[nafy]

Heeeeelllppppp with what?

too much work....too little tym....its so confusing aswell!!!!!!! :'(

sis taggi.....persuasive writing....hummmm....a few key points:

- description
-use rhetorical questions
-keep to the question
-quality not quantity!
-plan first
-paragraphing!!
-spelling
-use different words
-use things like omomatopoeia(if das how u spell it lol) 2 put emphasis on da points ur making!

der we go :)

take care
w/salaam :)

[Hijaabi22]

no offence but ...................*says bunch of rude stuff* but dont forget no offence.........

Oh bro U crackin me up here......... NOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

:okay: :okay: :rant:

[The Ruler]

y r sum parents so buggin sumtyms :grumbling

:w:

[Bittersteel]

God's will.

fin

[The Ruler]

God's will.

fin

huh :? :? :?

:w:

[Bittersteel]

some guy was saying everything that happens is God's will so what the heck...

[Hijaabi22]

y r sum parents so buggin sumtyms :grumbling

:w:

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: Thats parents 4 ya sumtyms lol, cant live with em cant live without em eh?!

[Muezzin]

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: Thats parents 4 ya sumtyms lol, cant live with em cant live without em eh?!

A lot like women and bagels.

As for this persuasive writing stuff, listen to Iqram. He knows his stuff.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how do i kill a mouse wivout hurting him :offended:

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What is a TORT EXAM?! U still not answered my question!!!!!!!! :heated:

[Muezzin]

how do i kill a mouse wivout hurting him :offended:

Swallow him whole.

What is a TORT EXAM?! U still not answered my question!!!!!!!!

Er, yes I did. But because I'm feeling not-evil, I'll post it again:

Tort is an area of law. It deals with civil cases - private individuals versus other private individuals or companies. It covers stuff like negligence, defamation etc. 'Punishments' for defendants found guilty are things like compensation.

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Tort is an area of law. It deals with civil cases - private individuals versus other private individuals or companies. It covers stuff like negligence, defamation etc. 'Punishments' for defendants found guilty are things like compensation.

Long words and u just don't go together :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Swallow him whole.
.

you hav let me down danielson, he will get tortured in my stomach! My acid will MELT HIM :offended: not to mention the poison i go thru but who cares bout that right :D

[nafy]

As for this persuasive writing stuff, listen to Iqram. He knows his stuff.

so u sayin i DONT know my stuff??!!?! :offended: ....das so mean :'(

[Muezzin]

Long words and u just don't go together :p

Back at ya.

you hav let me down danielson, he will get tortured in my stomach! My acid will MELT HIM not to mention the poison i go thru but who cares bout that right

Don't worry. We can always poison him before you swallow.

so u sayin i DONT know my stuff??!!?! ....das so mean

Not at all. I'm saying I don't know my stuff when it comes to persuasive writing.

Next!

[nafy]

Salaam

ok bro....

emergency help....mum n dad argueng in da next room... :'( i hate bein at homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :'(

wat i do?

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Salaam

ok bro....

emergency help....mum n dad argueng in da next room... :'( i hate bein at homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :'(

wat i do?

w/salaam

Er.... stay out of the firing line?

[Hijaabi22]

Salaam

ok bro....

emergency help....mum n dad argueng in da next room... :'( i hate bein at homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :'(

wat i do?

w/salaam

IGNORE EM AND DO YA ONN THING, GO UP 2 YA ROOM N PUMP YA MUSIC FULL BLAST, DRWON EM OUT

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Back at ya.

Sfe!! :D

[nafy]

Salaamz

jazakAllah

*sigh* :(

w/salaam

[------]

IGNORE EM AND DO YA ONN THING, GO UP 2 YA ROOM N PUMP YA MUSIC FULL BLAST, DRWON EM OUT

Music is haraam.... :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

jazakAllah

*sigh* :(

w/salaam

Wait for the dust to settle and calmly and politely ask one of your parents what the problem is.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Wait for the dust to settle and calmly and politely ask one of your parents what the problem is.

whoah careful tho, if u see there face go slightly :Evil: then run 4 ur life!!!




question:

the building nex 2 our takeway luks like it'll collapse and take our shop wiv it :offended:

[nafy]

Salaamz

i'll jus let dem get on wiv it....not lyk any1 listens 2 me in dis house anyway.....they'll jus fink am bein nosey n den i'll get told off aswell....*sigh*

jazakAllah anywayz

take care
w/salaam

[Bittersteel]

Music is haraam....

i got a better long term solution.Shoot them both.

[nafy]

i got a better long term solution.Shoot them both.

*faints*

[Bittersteel]

they won't be bothering you again.always try to look from a positive position.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do we have to study?! :heated:

[Sunflower]

they won't be bothering you again.always try to look from a positive position.

they may not bother u again- which is positive perhaps but what if u really need thm in a situation and dont have anyone to turn to- negative.... and ull always have that guilt on your mind....or would you?

[Hijaabi22]

i cant get my head around this dumb assignmnt HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPP

[Hijaabi22]

Islamic Kuri I Liked The Name Pagal Kurri Better

[nafy]

they won't be bothering you again.always try to look from a positive position.

bro....stop tellin me to kill ma parents!! lol :giggling:

they gone quiet now...phew.....now i can concentrate on ma crappy work :grumbling

take care
w/salaam :)

[nafy]

i cant get my head around this dumb assignmnt HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPP

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :heated:

same here sis!!! :grumbling

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Islamic Kuri I Liked The Name Pagal Kurri Better

Well I'm not Pagal anymore, alhamdulillah.

I was once, but now I've turned more Islamic than Pagal :D

[minaz]

how do i kill a mouse wivout hurting him

Cut it's vein in the neck- then you can eat it too! Halal Mouse BBQ :d

Well I'm not Pagal anymore, alhamdulillah.

Hahahaha oh god

[Hijaabi22]

OH MY GOD DATS DISGUSTIN!!!!!

YUK!!

I JUS ATE PIZZA TOO, THINK IM GNA THRWO UP AFTER READIN DAT!!! URRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!:X :X

[Bittersteel]

which is positive perhaps but what if u really need thm in a situation and dont have anyone to turn to- negative.... and ull always have that guilt on your mind....or would you?

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

[minaz]

lol yeh me too, Pagul Kuri saying she aint crazy anymore makes me wanna puke!

[Hijaabi22]

wass talkin about da rat u freak!

[Muezzin]

i cant get my head around this dumb assignmnt HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPP

What is your assignment about?

I Liked The Name Pagal Kurri Better

And you can discuss this and all sorts of topics in Private Messages rather than this thread, since if we all carried on off-topic things in this thread, it would get locked. :)

[Hijaabi22]

Sorryyyyyyyyy

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok i have another prob.
This boy in my school is totally obsessed mwith me! He keeps buying me presents like Timberland boots, lap tops and even gold jewellery!
Apparently he loves me or something. And he keeps wanting to hang around with me, but i don't hang around with boys... especially not those that claim to love me!
And to top it off, he's spreading rumours around the school that i'm going out with him! AstaghfurAllah! I got this brother to sort him out last time, but now that brother has left. My dad's friend works in school, so if he hears news of this rumour.... well you now you know what happened if I stop coming on LI!:'(
:w:

[------]

Hahahaha oh god

What do u mean :eek:

[------]

lol yeh me too, Pagul Kuri saying she aint crazy anymore makes me wanna puke!

Well excuse me just trying to act ladylike if that's a sin! :heated:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ respect to the change of name, reps 4 u :)



question: should i press the fire alarm? THE TEMPTATION!!!!!!

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[BANANA]Yh man trust i wanna do the fire alarm but am scared i'll get in trouble! :heated:[/BANANA]

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hello!
Girl getting stalked here, people!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ make the stalker cry, thats a nice way of puttin them off.... unless they turn into psycho's who lust after revenge :offended:


naa jus stay away from him ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

He goes to my school.... i'm there 5 times a week:(.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ hmm, well two things come to my mind. i advised nafy to wear a dustbin-bag b4 to put off those types OR you could jus b COOOOOLD to him, that should make his feelins 4 u go away OR u cud make urself uglier LOL good luck :thumbs_up :p ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol, you're asking a girl to make herself uglier? Lol, first of all I think he likes the fact that i'm practicing, the only practicing sister actually, but isn't actually practicing himself. I don't even talk to the creep. I don't talk to boys coz i've found that they end up liking me if i become friends with them, i think it's my personality or something. I remember when this sikh boy fancied.... strange times man.
And i'm practically wearing a dustbin bag:p.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Lol, you're asking a girl to make herself uglier? Lol, first of all I think he likes the fact that i'm practicing, the only practicing sister actually, but isn't actually practicing himself. I don't even talk to the creep. I don't talk to boys coz i've found that they end up liking me if i become friends with them, i think it's my personality or something. I remember when this sikh boy fancied.... strange times man.
And i'm practically wearing a dustbin bag:p.

^ wear a baggier one :thumbs_up ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

^ wear a baggier one :thumbs_up ;D

Lol then i might aswell get a tent and wrap it around my self:statisfie. I WISH MY DAD WOULD LET ME WEAR NIQAAB!:offended:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ well eva since i started wearin prayer cap n beard lets jus say its helped me on more ways den i expected ;D

man i luk like sum lion ;D ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

^ well eva since i started wearin prayer cap n beard lets jus say its helped me on more ways den i expected ;D

man i luk like sum lion ;D ;D

Lol yeah, i should get a rep for that thread i started!:okay:
But do you think it would help if i wore niqaab? My dad thinks it's extremem and not part of the religion. Today on my wya to school some guy was making kissy faces at me!:heated:
Man if it wasn't for a couple of brothers i would think all men were freaks.:p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ my whole family thinks im extreme :rollseyes

aah well, all for the sunnah and weneva they call me extreme i say "theres plenty more where dat came from" ;D

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aah well, all for the sunnah and weneva they call me extreme i say "theres plenty more where dat came from"

I'm lost agen :rollseyes

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol sis, we're all lost when it comes to bro Abd'Majid:p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Lol sis, we're all lost when it comes to bro Abd'Majid:p

lol i aint gnna get simple jus coz a few people cant understand me :p lol


newayz i meant that givin up the sunnah aint an option for me, everytime i hear a sunnah i try adapt to it but the hardest is them long dua's.
ive managed to do the one goin outside/comin inside, sleepin/eatin but the masjid ones... WHOAH THEY ARE LONG!!!!!

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WHOAH THEY ARE LONG!!!!!

**nods head** - Yh man!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol, well there are different duas for each occasion i think, some are long n some are short. It gets easier when you learn more. Like the first time i read surat al abyyinah i thought it was long LOL, but now 3 page surahs are a norm for me.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol, well there are different duas for each occasion i think, some are long n some are short. It gets easier when you learn more. Like the first time i read surat al abyyinah i thought it was long LOL, but now 3 page surahs are a norm for me.
:w:

surah yasin seems norm for me, qahaf seems a bit long but its coz i dont read it as much :hiding:

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I think we should stop using Bro Muezzin and Minaz's thread now :X

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

surah yasin seems norm for me, qahaf seems a bit long but its coz i dont read it as much :hiding:

Masha-Allah. Surat Ar-Rahman is easy for me, but that's not as long as Ya Siin i think.
And yes we should probably stop going off-topic:p.
:w:

[minaz]

I think we should stop using Bro Muezzin and Minaz's thread now

Yes too much religion and education talk is unhealthy for our thread ! :p

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yes too much religion and education talk is unhealthy for our thread ! :p

So you got an answer to my prob?:(

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

And Minaz.... do you think itis good to be liberal?
:w:

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Minaz & Muezzin.... What do I do about my parents?! I wanna wear Jilbaab but they saying I'm gettin too ""islamic!"" :heated:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

And Minaz.... do you think itis good to be liberal?
:w:

i dont understand just what liberal means :hiding: :statisfie

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Minaz & Muezzin.... What do I do about my parents?! I wanna wear Jilbaab but they saying I'm gettin too ""islamic!"" :heated:

What type of jilbab?
My dad didn't want me to wear jilbab, but I kept on pestering him until he let me;).
:w:

[------]

What type of jilbab?
My dad didn't want me to wear jilbab, but I kept on pestering him until he let me;).
:w:

U know... What's known as "Burqah" in Urdu....

[IbnAbdulHakim]

U know... What's known as "Burqah" in Urdu....

sis thats kinda fard upon u, especially in this kufar country where millions of men will eye u up... my sisters mashAllah faught wiv my parents till they allowed them. Even i faught for them :)

[minaz]

Ok i have another prob.
This boy in my school is totally obsessed mwith me! He keeps buying me presents like Timberland boots, lap tops and even gold jewellery!
Apparently he loves me or something. And he keeps wanting to hang around with me, but i don't hang around with boys... especially not those that claim to love me!
And to top it off, he's spreading rumours around the school that i'm going out with him! AstaghfurAllah! I got this brother to sort him out last time, but now that brother has left. My dad's friend works in school, so if he hears news of this rumour.... well you now you know what happened if I stop coming on LI!

MILK HIM! Get all the freebies you can off him, seriously a laptop and Timbs, he's loaded! P.S just so you know i'm a size 7:D

And Minaz.... do you think itis good to be liberal?

Hell yeah!

Minaz & Muezzin.... What do I do about my parents?! I wanna wear Jilbaab but they saying I'm gettin too ""islamic!""

Tell them the reasons why and the benefits you see in wearing it

[------]

Tell them the reasons why and the benefits you see in wearing it

Told em! Not helping! :rant:

[minaz]

ask them why they don't wnat you wearing it, fear of community or Allah?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

MILK HIM! Get all the freebies you can off him, seriously a laptop and Timbs, he's loaded! P.S just so you know i'm a size 7:D


Hell yeah!


Tell them the reasons why and the benefits you see in wearing it

:p.... ok then!

[F.Y.]

bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

[------]

Muezzin and Minaz - My Agony Uncles.....How old r u?

[Muezzin]

bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.

Muezzin and Minaz - My Agony Uncles.....How old r u?

I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.


I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!

Wow I didn't know you could speak French. So you're the older one eh? Do you think I should just marry the creep and be a gold digger?:p
:w:

[Muezzin]

Wow I didn't know you could speak French. So you're the older one eh? Do you think I should just marry the creep and be a gold digger?:p
:w:

Don't marry him, just milk him for all he's worth!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Don't marry him, just milk him for all he's worth!

You bunch of gold diggers!:giggling:
But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises:p. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him:D.
Man, i'm such a nice person;D.

[Muezzin]

You bunch of gold diggers!:giggling:
But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises:p. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him:D.

NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.

Man, i'm such a nice person;D.

And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.


And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!

Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny? I'll give you 5% and that's it!

[Muezzin]

Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny?

Excuse me, but do you know the verb 'batter' is incorrect in this context and should instead be 'bat', unless of course you have recently fallen into a deep fat frier.

I'll give you 5% and that's it!

Deal.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Excuse me, but do you know the verb 'batter' is incorrect in this context and should instead be 'bat', unless of course you have recently fallen into a deep fat frier.


Deal.

Next!

Whoops, my mistake:D.

[nafy]

my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

:coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy

[Bittersteel]

My Agony Uncles

what?

[Hijaabi22]

the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

:coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy

LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move

[Sunflower]

my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam

doesnt matter sis i no how ur feelin.... my w/ks 2 hard and coz im not gttin the point im gettin a headache but i.a lets make dua to Allah (swt) to make the work easier for us:

'allahumma la sahla illama ja'altahu sahla anta taj'alu hasana itha ma shi'ta sahaa'

[Muezzin]

my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam

Go to bed early and sleep. Seriously.

the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

Your what?

[extinction]

LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move

what if the bus driver refused to move till he gave up refusing to move?

[Hijaabi22]

[S]huh?[/S]

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him:-\. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down? Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Your what?

oyster = new british mode of bus pass :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move

ye wudda been cool! i shudda sloooowly opened my jacket and said wiv a slight smirk:

"you sure you want me to get off da bus :Evil:" LOL ;D

[Helena]

:sl:

my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

doesnt matter sis i no how ur feelin.... my w/ks 2 hard and coz im not gttin the point im gettin a headache but i.a lets make dua to Allah (swt) to make the work easier for us:

'allahumma la sahla illama ja'altahu sahla anta taj'alu hasana itha ma shi'ta sahaa'

yeh sis inshAllah :sister:
jazakAllah x

Go to bed early and sleep. Seriously.

hummmmmmmm....so workin up until half 12 in da nyt wasnt a gud idea? :uhwhat *sigh*

bro am i goin mad???? :? plz let me knowwwwwwwwwwwwww :grumbling

w/salaamz

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:

;D ;D

[nafy]

^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:

;D ;D

Dats pure and utter cheek!!! :offended:

i dont look lyk dat no.....i grab dogs instead looooooool :giggling:

i swear work stress is gettin 2 me :'(

i wonder if i am seriously turnin in2 a bozo....hummmm..... :?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

question:

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist? i mean just luk at his beard:

^ subhanAllah THAT BEARD!!!!!!!

[nafy]

Salaamz

yeh mashAllah :)

im lukin 4ward 2 bro muezzins ansa lol ;D

w/salaam

[Hijaabi22]

bro Abu Majid man u FUNNY!! LOL

[ummAbdillah]

LOL
what about his beard? ;D

[Muezzin]

:sl:

my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

:w:

Of course. The cops are insititutionally racist. Even the black and Asian ones.

;)

Abd'Majid, a nice beard does not a good man make.

omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down?

Yes. It involves brass knuckles and a hospital visit.

Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.

Holy moley! Tell your parents before the psycho comes a-callin'... and polish up that knuckle duster while you set the cops to speed-dial.

And on that confusingly aggressive note, Next!

[nafy]

Salaamz

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

take care
w/salaam :)

[ummAbdillah]

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk :(
mannn i need advice :'(

[------]

Oh yeh same here in maths! :heated:

[ummAbdillah]

lol
its yuckkyy :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move :(

[Kittygyal]

it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move :(

aw bro never mind they were them days LOL

[nafy]

it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move :(

LOL!!!!!!!! :giggling: HAHAHA!!!! well...she gave u a gud showering den aye lolz hahaha ;D

[ummAbdillah]

:lol: jokah
it happens to soo many ppl :giggling:
where are bros minaz & muezzin??

[ummAbdillah]

aw bro never mind they were them days LOL

its still happin to moi :D
eeeewww

[Kittygyal]

its still happin to moi :D
eeeewww

never mind it happens :X :giggling:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL!!!!!!!! :giggling: HAHAHA!!!! well...she gave u a gud showering den aye lolz hahaha ;D

once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?

[Kittygyal]

once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?

i think that meant you need a bath LOL :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[nafy]

once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?

yeh?! das weird aye it!! :heated:

hummmmmmmmmmmmm..........well i say spit back at her lol :giggling:

[afriend]

Just go out the house...a nice stroll in da park?

Or u cud just put SS on full blast to calm them down........

Wen this happens to me....I just....Ignore them.....

[nafy]

Just go out the house...a nice stroll in da park?

Or u cud just put SS on full blast to calm them down........

Wen this happens to me....I just....Ignore them.....

how can u ignore sum1 spitting at u? lol :giggling:

[afriend]

LOL

I was replying to ur Q...:rollseyes about ur parents...LOL

But anyways...a serious Q...

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

[nafy]

Salaamz

oh ryyyyyyyyyyt!! lol sorry ;)

well bro....i wud go out....but not allowed....

n they do calm down in da end lol...but still...its annoyin!!

fanx anywayz! :)

w/salam

[afriend]

No problem. ;)

I just added the most annoying boy in the world to my MSN contacts......What do I do to tell him that sometimes I just don't wanna chat to him?

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro easier solution........jus block him muahahahahaha ;D lol

take care
w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

take care
w/salaam :)

What is this 'when'? The word should be 'If', and even that's incorrect, because you won't fail if you put the work in inshallah.

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk
mannn i need advice

Sit somewhere else.

Oh yeh same here in maths!

So sit somewhere else.

lol
its yuckkyy

Which is why you should sit somewhere else.

And I really do not want to know about your old teachers' bad breath, people. :p

But anyways...a serious Q...

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

How far are you willing to go? :p

[afriend]

What do u mean by how far are you willing to go?

[Muezzin]

What do u mean by how far are you willing to go?

I mean 'would you be willing to kiss my buttocks on live television while Minaz steals your wallet?' :p

I'm joking guys.

...guys?

....next?

[afriend]

LOL....Why are ppl so crazy about bein a mod anyway....It's a hard life, erhm, I mean job.....

[minaz]

Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

5 years ago when watching "Cast Away", where Tom Hanks looses Wilson- only time i've ever cried. (yes this thread has got a whole lot personal!)

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist?

Please don't mention OBL on my thread please.

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

Don't, cuz they'll say the A word............. ARRANGED MARRIAGE!

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk

get one of these off eBay:D

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

£20 donation

[Sister_6038]

right ok...look serious problem here i saw a hijabi....*jaw drops* doing some disturbing things with her boyfriend....*jaw drops again*...right i feel the sudden urge to hit her...am i allowed to...she doesnt hide it and parades around college holding hands with him and like delibrately doing icky yucky things whenever she sees muslim brothers and sisters...and no theyve not had the nikkah...she gives me evils too....ok....so with all this am i allowed to happy slap her...her bf is a boxer but im not afraid of him....i can highkick him to mars...although it may be difficult with my jilbabs (woohoo im finally getting them)....seriously though can i? you know a slap of reality!!! no but seriously i feel extremely compelled to do something as its not right and shes messing up my whole dawah!!! shes confusing the non muslims...grrr.....*walks off with her baseball bat*

[minaz]

Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough :p)

[Sister_6038]

Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough :p)

im not violent...its ok....i will rise above her snobby remarks at me...hmmpft i am but a brick to her spongey words....im gonna try talking to her...and if i come back with my hands in cuffs ...its ALL YOUR FAULT bro...as i wouldnt have had time to escape having spent forever speaking to her...lolololol...no im joking....inshaAllah yeah im gonna give it a try...tut tut muezzin isnt here to defend himself *rolls eyes*

[minaz]

Whose idea was this thread?
and how long did it take to come up with the nice alliterative title?

One weird weekend together last summer (seperate beds of course)

[minaz]

Hmm.., What about the title, how long did that take?..

Title was a 10 second brain child of Muezzin's

also why do you ..ahem, feel the need to defend your self, when nobody has questioned you? ..Kinda makes me wonder

All part of the show that is our thread!

[Sister_6038]

monkey!!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Say... what exactly does 'liberal' mean. For some reason the word 'gay camp' comes in2 my mind.:?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Say... what exactly does 'liberal' mean. For some reason the word 'gay camp' comes in2 my mind.:?

so duz "homosexual fitnah"


but neways my question:

Theres a picture opposite me of ronaldo makin a veeery disturbing face in a veeery disturbing possition. The picture belongs to my superior at work but i really wanna rip that disturbing picture off!!!!

[syilla]

a'kum e'one,

new here... but sorry already got to log out. i'm in the office now and its already time go home.

anyway... this is good threads.

cya maybe tomorrow or tonite (malaysia time)

wassallam

[Muezzin]

Say... what exactly does 'liberal' mean. For some reason the word 'gay camp' comes in2 my mind.:?

Five seconds on Google brought up these definitions:

'broad: showing or characterized by broad-mindedness; "a broad political stance"; "generous and broad sympathies"; "a liberal newspaper"; "tolerant of his opponent's opinions"
having political or social views favoring reform and progress
tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition
a person who favors a political philosophy of progress and reform and the protection of civil liberties
big: given or giving freely; "was a big tipper"; "the bounteous goodness of God"; "bountiful compliments"; "a freehanded host"; "a handsome allowance"; "Saturday's child is loving and giving"; "a liberal backer of the arts"; "a munificent gift"; "her fond and openhanded grandfather"
a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets '

but neways my question:

Theres a picture opposite me of ronaldo makin a veeery disturbing face in a veeery disturbing possition. The picture belongs to my superior at work but i really wanna rip that disturbing picture off!!!!

Tell your superior to stop looking at football porn. It's just revolting.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

so wait... tolerant of reform.... not in islam i hope!
BID'AH!:grumbling:

[Muezzin]

so wait... tolerant of reform.... not in islam i hope!

Of course not.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

alhamdulillah... so when did u become a trainee mod and who let that happen?:p
:w:

[Muezzin]

alhamdulillah... so when did u become a trainee mod and who let that happen?:p
:w:

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

:p

But really, I became one yesterday, woohoo!

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

so how does that work anyway... the system i mean, u get hand picked?

[Muezzin]

so how does that work anyway... the system i mean, u get hand picked?

That's classified information.

But I'd guess so, yes.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what would you do if i shot solid snake?

would you go NOOOOOOOOO!!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?? ;D ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

why is it secret?:?
I'm nosy, I know.

[Muezzin]

what would you do if i shot solid snake?

would you go NOOOOOOOOO!!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?? ;D ;D

I'd say, 'hey, you just shot my PlayStation! You better pay for that!'

why is it secret?
I'm nosy, I know.

Because why has a long tail.

:p

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

I'd say, 'hey, you just shot my PlayStation! You better pay for that!'
!

im more likely to shoot at the screen if i wanna shoot snake :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

im more likely to shoot at the screen if i wanna shoot snake :rollseyes

Add the cost of a new television to the bill. :p

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

ok here's a question... [MAD]why muezzin betaing around the bush?[/MAD]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Add the cost of a new television to the bill. :p

Next!

but i wont shoot ur PS2 just ur telivision and i kno u got a £10 tv set, come on b honest :p

[minaz]

but i wont shoot ur PS2 just ur telivision and i kno u got a &#163;10 tv set, come on b honest

Nope not even a tenner, - it's stolen :D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

LOLL
ok... my bro is a gym junkie, and thinks he is Allah's gift 2 women... how shud i make him c sense?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

omg... minaz too!
what is LI coming to?????:'(

[minaz]

LOLL
ok... my bro is a gym junkie, and thinks he is Allah's gift 2 women... how shud i make him c sense?

Tell him women cost money to run, that'll scare him off!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol... what about the gym junkie part?

[minaz]

lol... what about the gym junkie part?

Well as a gym junkie myself (unlike Muezzin the jaffa cake junkie), let him be

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

haha... gym junkies suck:rollseyes... they neglect their families!:'(
And i bet my brother cud easily beat u up!:D
:w:

[Sister_6038]

haha... gym junkies suck:rollseyes... they neglect their families!:'(
And i bet my brother cud easily beat u up!:D
:w:

thats nice now isnt it sis? lololol....i can beat up anyone :D:D im joking

[minaz]

And i bet my brother cud easily beat u up

So, i could beat you up!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

So, i could beat you up!

Uh uh... bet you couldn't. I may be little, but i throw a mean punch!:D

[Muezzin]

Well as a gym junkie myself (unlike Muezzin the jaffa cake junkie), let him be

I ain't had a jaffa cake in oh... two days :p

And besides, I can still do more sit ups than you. ;)

Next!

[Sister_6038]

blue or apples?

[Muezzin]

blue or apples?

Blue apples

[Sister_6038]

Blue apples

you missed the OR can you see it now?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

hahahaha
ok... why 'muezzin' before 'minaz' in the title. Does Muezzin think he is somehow better than minaz?
Man i love starting fights!:D

[Muezzin]

you missed the OR can you see it now?

Yeah, I saw the 'or'. Which is why I said 'blue apples'. Not every choice has to be binary. Think outside of the box. ;)

hahahaha
ok... why 'muezzin' before 'minaz' in the title.

It's easier off the tongue. Plus, I thought of the title, what do you expect? :p

Does Muezzin think he is somehow better than minaz?

Damn right he does. :p

Next!

[Sister_6038]

Yeah, I saw the 'or'. Which is why I said 'blue apples'. Not every choice has to be binary. Think outside of the box.

touche.....

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hmm.. touche indeed.
Ok so erm... lemme think.... OH YEAH!
I really want my dad to let me wear niqaab. It's starting to really bother me:heated!
The other day well me and my friend were on this busy road this creep came up 2 us. My friend masha-Allah is very very pretty. The guy looked at me n said 'masha-Allah! subhan-Allah khaliq!'... n then the psycho looked at my friend AND STARTED CRYING! and said 'tabarak-Allah'.
It was so freaky.
Maybe the men in my area need to be married off quick or something *thinking*.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

im in london after workin so hard its lunchtime. Where to eat, in this crappy central london full of non-muslim shops :heated:

me thinks me will eat a bitta tesco :(

[Sister_6038]

[QUOTE im in london after workin so hard its lunchtime. Where to eat, in this crappy central london full of non-muslim shops

me thinks me will eat a bitta tesco[/QUOTE]

*chants wimmy road wimmy road*

[IbnAbdulHakim]

*chants wimmy road wimmy road*

MINAZ MUEZZIN QUIK TO THE MENTAL HOSPITOL!!

*hums batman tune :rollseyes *

[Sister_6038]

MINAZ MUEZZIN QUIK TO THE MENTAL HOSPITOL!!

*hums batman tune :rollseyes *

huh? what? whose going to the mental hospital...theres a nice one up north that i went to....

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question:

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist? i mean just luk at his beard:

^ subhanAllah THAT BEARD!!!!!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :D

[Muezzin]

Hmm.. touche indeed.
Ok so erm... lemme think.... OH YEAH!
I really want my dad to let me wear niqaab. It's starting to really bother me:heated!
The other day well me and my friend were on this busy road this creep came up 2 us. My friend masha-Allah is very very pretty. The guy looked at me n said 'masha-Allah! subhan-Allah khaliq!'... n then the psycho looked at my friend AND STARTED CRYING! and said 'tabarak-Allah'.
It was so freaky.
Maybe the men in my area need to be married off quick or something *thinking*.

Or maybe the men in your area need to be shot.

im in london after workin so hard its lunchtime. Where to eat, in this crappy central london full of non-muslim shops

me thinks me will eat a bitta tesco

Take a packed lunch next time. Sorted.

[Sister_6038]

Or maybe the men in your area need to be shot.

[BANANA]banana and i disagree just take out their eyes[/BANANA]

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hmm... but then my gloves will get dirty!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

oh... and how shud i convince my dad 2 let me wear niqaab, as i really want 2 n know that i am definetly ready!

[Sister_6038]

Hmm... but then my gloves will get dirty!

ooh use tongs or chopsticks!!! just poke em out yummm

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

yumm?
And can i ask why Genius is allowed to get away with being so offensive when if he was a kaafir he would have been banned long ago?

[Sister_6038]

yumm?

yep its called cannibalism :D:D:D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

It's called haram sis;).

[Sister_6038]

yeh i know sis...im not really fond of meat....:D:D:D...its taste dosnt really appeal to me....

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Fried chicken is so delicious... [S]how can you not like chicken?[/S]

[Sister_6038]

its ok but erm only the top top part of it...i just dont like the whole veins and stuff.....bleurgh...when i go out with friends and family i only eat the top part of the chicken...and thats it....i dont eat meat cept in spag bol....and when my moma makes meaty sauce or rice with meat in it...i avoid it....

[The Ruler]

is der a website from wich i cud watch animes :? :?

cuz lyk i said b4 tvs chukd out n i miss animes :rollseyes

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

huh? what? whose going to the mental hospital...theres a nice one up north that i went to....

theres a nice one next to tooting! its HUUUGE, kinda scary late at night.

Question:

If u get paid for livin in a mental hospitol WUD U DO IT?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

is der a website from wich i cud watch animes :? :?

cuz lyk i said b4 tvs chukd out n i miss animes :rollseyes

:w:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

ps: animes = nice waste of time :thumbs_up

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

SoMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION!

[The Ruler]

= nice waste of time :thumbs_up

well yes but i gotta entertain myself sumtym wid summink :)

[The Ruler]

Fried chicken is so delicious... [s]how can you not like chicken?[/s]

i lurrve chiken....well sumtyms i dnt but i sure do luv fried chicken...yum yum!!

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

well yes but i gotta entertain myself sumtym wid summink :)

marvel at Allahs creation :thumbs_up

hmm, lol naa im too strict aint like thres a fatwa against watchin TV or sumthin, lol enjoy :)

[Sister_6038]

theres a nice one next to tooting! its HUUUGE, kinda scary late at night.

Question:

If u get paid for livin in a mental hospitol WUD U DO IT?

huh you tellin me to go to a mental hosptial?

and yes i would depends how much really...it would be funny cos then i can act crazy and not feel weird

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Fried chicken is so delicious... [S]how can you not like chicken?[/S]

who sed who dont like chicken? if it wasnt for the bird flu i wud b munchin chicken everyday ;D

[Sister_6038]

And can i ask why Genius is allowed to get away with being so offensive when if he was a kaafir he would have been banned long ago?

how about making peace....?? i mean im not sure whats happened but im guessing you got offended by what bro genuis said...so why not discuss it and resolve the problem...its not good to let it lie