here is one for the kids

I test-drove my prized ship yesterday.
All i did was play and play.
But then the tidal wave came
and it took it all away

I searched for it.
I searched High and low.
I wanted to be the first to
launch its torpeodo.

But, alas, it was too late
My submarine - the river had ate.

It bobbed up and down like a fish. Its rotter spun and spun.
Bye bye submarine - i wish your death could be undone.

By me