I'd have an internal conversation that would go something like this:
Sensible Voice: Bro, I so wish I was married...
Last thing I need is a Hijabi that looks like her
(Masha'Allaah) staring at me...
I gotta lower my gaze man! :blind:
Not-so-Sensible Voice: Yeah, but that wouldn't help, you could get married again..maybe to her?
Sensible Voice: yeah but the wifey would be w/ me at this moment and thus I wouldn't have a sister staring at me..so I wudnt dare even have that thought!
Not-so-Sensible Voice: Forget second wife..what if Allaah decreed that she'll be your first?
Sensible Voice: Eh? Na can't happen, she's just probably zoned out and has no idea where she's looking? :enough!: Why me though?!
Fitnah man, Fitnah! :scared:
Not-so-Sensible Voice: Yeah..but it could mean something more
[:sunny:]
Sensible Voice: Astaghfirullah, man are you trying to corrupt me?! :anger:
*Lowers gaze and walks away slightly embarrassed*.
Though all of that most probably won't happen..except the last part in asterisks.
Sorry if my sense of humor (or lack of it) offends anyone. :X
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