PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell .
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good
behavior
iN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors For yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who p**s on the seat .
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit .
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone .
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON
So wot u all think....kinda funny?
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
alhamdulilah everybodies.....enjoying it.......its a laugh.......
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
how cum no-ones checking dis....if u wana have a laugh....den view it inshalah
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
After work I will be free to go and do anything I want, while you're still in prison playing games and getting free food.
lol.............nice one.........
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
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