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LOL ive seen thes b4. lol they funny,., i like dis one:
One day, Mulla Nasruddin said to his friends: "If I die, bury me in an old grave." "Why", asked his friends. "Because", he explained, "if the angels come, I'll tell them that I died years before and have already been questioned and then they will return the way they came."
LOL ive seen thes b4. lol they funny,., i like dis one:
One day, Mulla Nasruddin said to his friends: "If I die, bury me in an old grave." "Why", asked his friends. "Because", he explained, "if the angels come, I'll tell them that I died years before and have already been questioned and then they will return the way they came."
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How old are you, Mullah? Someone asked Mullah Nasruddin.
Three Years Older Than My Brother, said Mullah Nasruddin.
How Do You Know That?
Mullah Nasruddin said: Reasoning. Last Year. I Heard My Brother Tell Someone That I Was Two Years Older Than Him. A Year Has Passed. That Means That I am older by one year. I Shall Soon Be Old Enough To Be His Grandfather!
How old are you, Mullah? Someone asked Mullah Nasruddin.
Three Years Older Than My Brother, said Mullah Nasruddin.
How Do You Know That?
Mullah Nasruddin said: Reasoning. Last Year. I Heard My Brother Tell Someone That I Was Two Years Older Than Him. A Year Has Passed. That Means That I am older by one year. I Shall Soon Be Old Enough To Be His Grandfather!
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oh my god! what a funny man !
thaanx alot
my regards
oh my god! what a funny man !
thaanx alot
my regards
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all his quirky business had much meaning and lessons behind them..growing up in a turkish family, i read all his lil stories etc and they made my life a whole new place back then....
thanks to all for reminding me of all these.
all his quirky business had much meaning and lessons behind them..growing up in a turkish family, i read all his lil stories etc and they made my life a whole new place back then....
thanks to all for reminding me of all these.
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Lols..........
One day Mullah Nasruddin was leading people in congregational prayer and when he finished the prayer, one of the person asked him " Oh Mullah Saab! why you have put the chewing gums on your nose???
Mullah Nasruddin replied " Its better to have your property under your observatin".
Lolsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
One more
One night Mullah nasruddin was sleeping, suddenly he woke up and told his son to give him his eye glasses. his son asked him that why do you want glasses at night? Mullah Saab replied that to see dreams very precisly and clearly.
One more
one day Mullah Nasrrudin wanted to sell his donkey, on the way to the market, his donkey fell down in the dirt stream and its tail was covered with dirt. So Mullah Saab cut the tail of the donkey so that people don't see the dirt on it and put it on its bag.
when he came to the market, a customer came and said I want to buy your donkey, Mullah saab said take it. When the customer saw the tail, he said why you have cut the tail of the donkey, I don't want it. Mullah saab took out the tail out of the bag and said take the tail with you, no problem. Lollllllllllllllllllllllslsssssssssssssssssssssssss
Lols..........
One day Mullah Nasruddin was leading people in congregational prayer and when he finished the prayer, one of the person asked him " Oh Mullah Saab! why you have put the chewing gums on your nose???
Mullah Nasruddin replied " Its better to have your property under your observatin".
LolsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssOne more
One night Mullah nasruddin was sleeping, suddenly he woke up and told his son to give him his eye glasses. his son asked him that why do you want glasses at night? Mullah Saab replied that to see dreams very precisly and clearly.
One more
one day Mullah Nasrrudin wanted to sell his donkey, on the way to the market, his donkey fell down in the dirt stream and its tail was covered with dirt. So Mullah Saab cut the tail of the donkey so that people don't see the dirt on it and put it on its bag.
when he came to the market, a customer came and said I want to buy your donkey, Mullah saab said take it. When the customer saw the tail, he said why you have cut the tail of the donkey, I don't want it. Mullah saab took out the tail out of the bag and said take the tail with you, no problem. Lollllllllllllllllllllllslsssssssssssssssssssssssss
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^^^ Loool Brother All 3 Were Funny!
^^^ Loool Brother All 3 Were Funny!
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LOL!this thread is hilarious...hahahaa!I never heard of him before though;I found these two,their absolutly hilarious:
One hot day, Nasruddin was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eying speculatively, the huge pumpkins growing on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree.
- Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God! he mused. Just
fancy letting tinny walnuts grow on so majestic a tree and huge pumpkins on the delicate vines!
Just then a walnut snapped off and fell smack on Mullah Nasruddin's bald head. He got up at once and lifting up his hands and face to heavens in supplication, said:
- Oh, my God! Forgive my questioning your ways! You are all-wise. Where would I have been now, if pumpkins grew on trees!
;D
A neighbor who Nasruddin didn't like very much came over to his compound one day. The neighbor asked Nasruddin if he could borrow his donkey. Nasruddin not wanting to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didn't like told him, "I would love to loan you my donkey but only yesterday my brother came from the next town to use it to carry his wheat to the mill to be grounded. The donkey sadly is not here."
The neighbor was disappointed. But he thanked Nasruddin and began to walk away.
Just as he got a few steps away, Mullah Nasruddin's donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big bray.
The neighbor turned to Nasruddin and said, "Mullah Sahib, I thought you told me that your donkey was not here.
Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me or the donkey?
LOOL!
LOL!this thread is hilarious...hahahaa!I never heard of him before though;I found these two,their absolutly hilarious:
One hot day, Nasruddin was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eying speculatively, the huge pumpkins growing on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree.
- Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God! he mused. Just
fancy letting tinny walnuts grow on so majestic a tree and huge pumpkins on the delicate vines!
Just then a walnut snapped off and fell smack on Mullah Nasruddin's bald head. He got up at once and lifting up his hands and face to heavens in supplication, said:
- Oh, my God! Forgive my questioning your ways! You are all-wise. Where would I have been now, if pumpkins grew on trees!
;D
A neighbor who Nasruddin didn't like very much came over to his compound one day. The neighbor asked Nasruddin if he could borrow his donkey. Nasruddin not wanting to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didn't like told him, "I would love to loan you my donkey but only yesterday my brother came from the next town to use it to carry his wheat to the mill to be grounded. The donkey sadly is not here."
The neighbor was disappointed. But he thanked Nasruddin and began to walk away.
Just as he got a few steps away, Mullah Nasruddin's donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big bray.
The neighbor turned to Nasruddin and said, "Mullah Sahib, I thought you told me that your donkey was not here.
Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me or the donkey?
LOOL!
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Deductive reasoning
"how old are you, mulla? Someone asked, 'three years older than my brother.'how do you know that? 'reasoning. Last year. I heard my brother tell someone that i was two years older than him. A year has passed. That means that i am older by one year. I shall soon be old enough to be his grandfather.'
tit for tat
nasruddin went into a shop to buy a pair of trousers. Then he changed his mind and chose a cloak instead, at the same price. Picking up the cloak he left the shop. "you have not paid," shouted the merchant. "i left you the trousers, which were of the same value as the cloak." "but you did not pay for the trousers either.of course not,said mullah ;why should i pay for something that i did not want to buy?"
more useful
one day mullah nasruddin entered his favorite teahouse and said:'the moon is more useful than the sun'. An old man asked 'why mulla?' nasruddin replied 'we need the light more during the night than during the day.'
promises kept
a friend asked the mulla how old are you? Forty replied the mullah. The friend said but you said the samething two years ago ! Yes replied the mullah, i always stand by what i have said.
When you face things alone
you may have lost your donkey, nasruddin, but you don't have to grieve over it more than you did about the loss of your first wife. Ah, but if you remember, when i lost my wife, all you villagers said: We'll find you someone else. So far, nobody has offered to replace my donkey."
Deductive reasoning
"how old are you, mulla? Someone asked, 'three years older than my brother.'how do you know that? 'reasoning. Last year. I heard my brother tell someone that i was two years older than him. A year has passed. That means that i am older by one year. I shall soon be old enough to be his grandfather.'
tit for tat
nasruddin went into a shop to buy a pair of trousers. Then he changed his mind and chose a cloak instead, at the same price. Picking up the cloak he left the shop. "you have not paid," shouted the merchant. "i left you the trousers, which were of the same value as the cloak." "but you did not pay for the trousers either.of course not,said mullah ;why should i pay for something that i did not want to buy?"
more useful
one day mullah nasruddin entered his favorite teahouse and said:'the moon is more useful than the sun'. An old man asked 'why mulla?' nasruddin replied 'we need the light more during the night than during the day.'
promises kept
a friend asked the mulla how old are you? Forty replied the mullah. The friend said but you said the samething two years ago ! Yes replied the mullah, i always stand by what i have said.
When you face things alone
you may have lost your donkey, nasruddin, but you don't have to grieve over it more than you did about the loss of your first wife. Ah, but if you remember, when i lost my wife, all you villagers said: We'll find you someone else. So far, nobody has offered to replace my donkey."
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Originally he was real. He was just witty, but then people started making him into a character after he died or something. He was afghani, if that matters. I dont know, I just like Afghani food... :thumbs_up
Originally he was real. He was just witty, but then people started making him into a character after he died or something. He was afghani, if that matters. I dont know, I just like Afghani food... :thumbs_up
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