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Here are a blonde joke, I hope you enjoy it! :D

A Blonde's flight to Chicago

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago."
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Re: A blonde joke

The same joke I read some where but for a Sardar Jee (Sikh). I apology for any friend on the forum who is Sikh.
 
Re: A blonde joke

I have a blonde joke of my own. I just made it up. Let me know what you think. :><:

Three blondes enter a pub.

The first one that enters has the ability to fly. As soon as she sets foot in the pub, she flies over to the counter, gets a drink and flies over to the nearest empty table with her drink.

The second can teleport. As soon as she sets foot in the pub, she teleports to the counter, gets a drink and teleports to the table the first blonde is at.

The third blonde is extremely intelligent. As soon as she sets foot in th- eh wait. I don't think the world is ready for this level of exaggeration in jokes. :hmm:
 
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Assalamualaikum

The third blonde is extremely intelligent. As soon as she sets foot in th- eh wait. I don't think the world is ready for this level of exaggeration in jokes.

I hate this type of ending. :raging:
 
Re: A blonde joke

Wa alaykum salam,

Lol. What do you mean? Did you get it? :D
 
Re: A blonde joke

i didnt get it brother im also a dumb blonde :unhappy::><:
 
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Well, the punchline was that I considered calling a blonde extremely intelligent to be a kind of over-exageration which people wouldn't like to hear in jokes - yet even though I said far more ridiculous things prior to that (flying, teleporting) which I didn't think people would have any problem with.

If you don't get it now, you really are blonde. :phew
 
Another blonde is interfering in here.

Everything's possible except an extremely intelligent blonde huh?????

Awkay, here's my fave blonde joke:

How to make a blonde laugh on Friday?????

Tell her a joke on Monday.........;D
 
Re: A blonde joke

awwwwwwwwwwww come into my arms sis. I found the profile thing devilish and funny. But hey, blondes rule!!!!:shade:
 
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its okay sis i will get over it in time and learn to forgive imsad
 
The blonde painter
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

;D
 

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