Is there any way for long life

[abjad]

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

 

[Woodrow]

This thread needs a warning on top of it:

WARNING

Do not read this thread,
if your wife is close enough
to see what you are laughing at.​

 

[Endymion]

Post #2 is even more funny

 

[breezes]

lol what ? !!! :uuh:

 

[tigerkhan]

nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.

 

[Asiyah3]

lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?

 

[Zuzubu]

Runaway, obviously.

 

[arabic alphabet]

nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

 

[Rabi'ya]

nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.

May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen

 

[long road ahead]

I LOVE being married.

 

[glo]

That's all I got to say about that!

 

[tw009]

nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

lol! Lol! ;d

 

[Cabdullahi]

women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??

 

[abjad]

why do you think they have squeaky voices??

are you prepared ?

 

[Cabdullahi]

are you prepared ?

for the squeaky voice?

I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

 

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

singles can have laugh

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow and sure!

 

[abjad]

'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

Do you fancy a bunk up?

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[Faatin]

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

 

[Woodrow]

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.

 

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

Congrates Sis

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot