why do couples fight

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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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A father and son training :D.

Boy : Daddy I want to marry,

Dad : First say sorry.

Boy : For what?

Dad : Say sorry,

Boy : But for what? What I have done?

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : But ... What's my fault?

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : But why???

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : Please, at least tell me a reason!

Dad : You first say sorry,

Boy : Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!

Dad : Now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry!
 
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In a large supermarket, a man approaches a very beautiful woman with the words, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Please, could you spare a few minutes to talk to me?”

“Why?” she says.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

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A man said, "I'm going to watch my wedding video later 'backwards.'"

His friend said, "Why?"

"I just love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car."

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A man visited the doctor's office. The man complained he had insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough medical check-up and found absolutely nothing wrong with him.

The doctor said, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

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Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............ * PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"
 
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I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said "Somewhere i have never been!" I told her: "How about the kitchen?"
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Ooo :skeleton:

Wife: My husband asked me to pass him the lip balm but I gave him some superglue instead,
He's still not talking to me. :|
 
One year, I decided to buy wife a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
 
“Harry,” whined Mary, to her husband of 20 years. “What should I do?! I’m not ready for old age! I’m only 40 years old but I look and feel like I’m over 55! My face is all wrinkly, my back is bent over, and my hair is all thinned out.” “Well,” said Harry after looking her up and down, “There is one thing about you that still works as good as new.” “Oh Harry!” said Mary sitting down next to her husband, “you always know just what to say! What are you referring to?” “Never mind” said Harry looking down. “C’mon Harry, please tell me what you were referring to.” “Mary, please don’t make me.” “Harry I insist.” “Well I was going to remark about how your eyesight seems to be working just fine!”
 
Smile Of The Day

A conversation between a husband and wife when their son took first place in the class test.

Husband : "See darling, just goes to show, my little boy has got MY brains."

Wife : "Yes Honey, I totally agree with you there, have never doubted it actually"

Husband: "Really?? Wow, that's so sweet of you sweetheart, what made you say that"

Wife: "It's pretty obvious hun because I know for sure that my brain is still with me Alhamdulillah"
 
Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the Target.

From another room wife asks the husband :

"What are u doing?"

Husband : "MISSING YOU"
 
A woman describes her marriage:

Everything in our marriage is 50/50:
I cook, he eats.
I wash, he wears.
I shop, he pays.
 

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