"Behind the Scenes" of IB
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Aww sis... Get over yourself! :rollseyes
lol j/k
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Aww sis... Get over yourself! :rollseyes
lol j/k
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We are in it together remember:rollseyes....
sis u wer wrkin on 1 wernt u...so howz it goin....i cant wait
We are in it together remember:rollseyes....
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i knw am spamming eyah but wah appened 2 the one the *sister hood* made... about going in2da bros chat thing...:?
i knw am spamming eyah but wah appened 2 the one the *sister hood* made... about going in2da bros chat thing...:?
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oh ryt...sumtyms i 4get hu i am
:lol:
n dat bros rom fingy...de thread got closd...n sis hypr en ere so...u kno...miss al de fun :-\
We are in it together remember:rollseyes....
oh ryt...sumtyms i 4get hu i am
:lol:n dat bros rom fingy...de thread got closd...n sis hypr en ere so...u kno...miss al de fun :-\
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^^oh ok..:uuh:...hhhmmmhh.
^^oh ok..:uuh:...hhhmmmhh.
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Assalamu Alaikum
Just wanted to thank the sisters that have worked on it with me (Hajar, Sapphire, Tasmiyah B, Safa *i kno I'm missing someone*) and then ermm..for me losing it :-[ ok so i tried to reinact it...and thanks to all the other members who have contributed to this thread..barak allahu feekum. Sorry for taking forever to post this scene, but I was kind of busy..
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LI COUNSELING ROOM
Dr. Akulion is sitting on his computer in his office, organizing and building his P2P website. A sign on his door says “Mr.Bear Rocks!” along with a few phrases Mr. Bear can say.
A hard knock sounded on Dr. Aku’s door.
Akulion: Come in.
Minaz: Assalamu Alaikum doc.
Akulion: Walaikum Assalam, how are you doing minaz?
Minaz: I’m fine alhemdulilah….
Akulion: So what seems to be the problem? *adjusts glasses*
Minaz: Well, you see..the other day Muezzin and I were attacked-
Akulion: -By a group of sisters, and they ultimately beat you up with their shoes.
Minaz:oh: how did you know?
Akulion: …In accordance with my contract, I cannot release any personal information.
Minaz: *mumbles*
Akulion: So, what else?
Minaz: she was tall ekhi…SHE WAS TALL!
Akulion hands Minaz a tissue.
Akulion: I see..
Minaz: I could see the vengeance in her eyes, the power in her throw...
Akulion: Alright, I’ve heard enough, we will now go through some psychological exercises.
Minaz: Will this be painful?
Akulion: It depends..it won’t be physically painful..but mentally, who knows what kind of memories will be ensued
Minaz: ok
Akulion: The first exercise will consist of ink pictures… you may have seen these in movies, but in reality they are used *holds first pic* what do you see in this picture
Minaz: Chicken
Akulion: good, how about this one?
Minaz: A chair.
Akulion: And this?
Minaz: I find this useless..
Akulion: I did too..but I thought I’d try it on you first.
Minaz: oh.
Akulion: I will put in some soothing image initiator, to keep your mind off of the stress you’ve been going through.
*turns on tape player*
Akulion: you can rest on that recliner over there if you need to.
Minaz: thanks *makes himself at home*
Tape player: You are walking into the woods. There are many trees around you. You get hungry so you grab a plump cherry that has ripened for your taste buds. You continue to walk. There is a bubble around you. The bubble is yellow. Yellow represents death. The death of your stressed life. You want to change yourself so you walk closer to a sound of water trickling. There is a waterfall near. The waterfall represents flowness. You want to be a part of this flow. You find yourself naked and under the water, splashing freely and laughing to the birds..
Minaz: ^o)
Akulion: sorry, I forgot to censure some parts..
Minaz: ok, well I’ve had enough of that
Akulion: let’s forget about that. Tell me, what do you feel deep down inside..
Minaz: ok well…the day the “incident” occurred, I remember walking down the hall ways…Muezzin and I were discussing social issues that occur in every young adult’s life, very intellectual discussion. Before I knew it, we were standing in front of the sisters room. I was forced to maintain my balance and strength as Muezzin knocked vigorously on the door. Could I blame them for throwing the shoes at us?? No, but why me? Why me!? I blame this on muezzin..He broke my pride..
Akulion: how depressing..allow me to call Muezzin in here, I believe he has a part to do with this episode and I believe you should confront him with your problem.
Muezzin is called in through the intercom.
Muezzin: What’s up doc
Minaz: shut up muezzin
Muezzin: ooh harsh
Minaz: not as harsh as your face
Akulion: boys, boys, please, let’s be civil. *turns to muezzin* Minaz claims you forced him to get beat by the sisters and caused severe humiliation that will scar his reputation for life, is this true?
Muezzin: Well, not really. All I did was-
Minaz: liar!
Muezzin: I haven’t even finished my sentence
Minaz: Well, whatever you were going to say would’ve been a lie
Muezzin: How would you know?! It’s not my fault you can’t run.
Minaz: I can run, but you tripped me!
Akulion: I think I should continue with the next psychological exercise, *takes out Mr. Bear*
Mr. Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Bear
Minaz: ^o)
Mr.Bear: I’ve been created by A.L.I.C.E. to help you help yourself
Muezzin: haha, this bear is hilarious
Mr.Bear: You are hilarious
Muezzin: Who am I?
Mr.Bear: You am I
Minaz: That doesn’t even make any sense! Doc, how’s he supposed to help us?
Akulion: Ask him
Muezzin: Do you think minaz is a turd?
Mr.Bear: What is a turd? Turd is not programmed in my A.L.I.C.E directory. I cannot answer your question.
Minaz: shut up muezzin. Mr.Bear, who is right?
Mr.Bear: We are all right.
Minaz: Stuff it Mr.Bear
Muezzin: haha, Doc, can I buy this off of you, I think I can make some good investments.
Minaz: All you think about is money..Mr. Bear doesn’t even like you.
Muezzin: Again, how would you know?
Minaz: Do you like muezzin?
Mr.Bear: What is a muezzin? Muezzin is not programmed into my A.L.I.C.E directory.
Mr.Bear: I know a short poem.
You are crazy
I’m a daisy
Let’s shine in the sun
And have some fun
Akulion: Isn’t he great
Minaz and Muezzin: ^o) ^o)
Muezzin: Who do you like?
Mr.Bear: I like you
Minaz: who?
Mr. Bear: I forgot the question. Please ask again.
Minaz: You’re a stupid bear.
Mr.Bear: You’re a stupid human.
Muezzin: sweet!
Minaz: Well you’re not real.
Mr.Bear: Then why are you talking to me?
Minaz: Because you’re stupid
Mr.Bear: Atleast I know the meaning of vichyssoise, Do you? :shade:
Muezzin: he got you there..:rollseyes:
Minaz: I know what it means!
Mr.Bear: Spell it.
Minaz: V-I-S-
Mr.Bear: wrong.
Minaz: Wait, lemme try again: V-I-C?
Mr.Bear: Vic is short for Victor meaning victory or success.
Minaz: *strangles Mr. Bear and his head pops off*
Mr.Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr…..
Akulion:oh: NOOO!!..speak to me Bear..Speak to me!
Mr.Bear: Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. *dies*
Minaz: This is all your fault
Muezzin: And the fat woman sings the same song
Minaz:oh: I’m not fat!
Muezzin: you’re not fat, but you’re a woman? ^o)
Minaz: :mmokay:
Akulion: Minaz, Do you have some insecurities about yourself?
Muezzin: I think he does, he took it out on a bear :rollseyes
Akulion: I believe this calls for a different type of excersise..
All of the sudden, a huge nonmuslim busts his way into Aku’s office.
Minaz: *shriek*
Muezzin:oh:
Minaz: I’m sorry doc!! I’ll never kill him again!! Please, just stop the psychological tormenting!! :yawn:
Akulion: *speechless*mg:
The nonmuslim grabs Akulion.
Nonmuslim: GIVE ME SOME PROZAC!
Akulion: Ash-hadu inna illaha illallah, wa ashhadu ana muhammadan rasul allah..
Nonmuslim: Don’t go fobbish on me now..i know you speak english
Khaldun and Farhan raid in and take the nonmuslim out.
Khaldun: assalamu alaikum ya akhwa we apologize for the interruptions, please continue with your session..
Minaz: I think I need to change my pants. :uuh:
Muezzin: doc, you okay??:?
Akulion: ..yea..I’m fine.. he’s lucky he got his hands off of me *brushes his shirt off*.. I could’ve slapped him so hard, a jinn would’ve crawled out of him ashamed!
Fi aman Allah
w'salaam
Assalamu Alaikum
Just wanted to thank the sisters that have worked on it with me (Hajar, Sapphire, Tasmiyah B, Safa *i kno I'm missing someone*) and then ermm..for me losing it :-[ ok so i tried to reinact it...and thanks to all the other members who have contributed to this thread..barak allahu feekum. Sorry for taking forever to post this scene, but I was kind of busy..
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Part - V
LI COUNSELING ROOM
Dr. Akulion is sitting on his computer in his office, organizing and building his P2P website. A sign on his door says “Mr.Bear Rocks!” along with a few phrases Mr. Bear can say.
A hard knock sounded on Dr. Aku’s door.
Akulion: Come in.
Minaz: Assalamu Alaikum doc.
Akulion: Walaikum Assalam, how are you doing minaz?
Minaz: I’m fine alhemdulilah….
Akulion: So what seems to be the problem? *adjusts glasses*
Minaz: Well, you see..the other day Muezzin and I were attacked-
Akulion: -By a group of sisters, and they ultimately beat you up with their shoes.
Minaz:
oh: how did you know?Akulion: …In accordance with my contract, I cannot release any personal information.
Minaz: *mumbles*
Akulion: So, what else?
Minaz: she was tall ekhi…SHE WAS TALL!
Akulion hands Minaz a tissue.
Akulion: I see..
Minaz: I could see the vengeance in her eyes, the power in her throw...
Akulion: Alright, I’ve heard enough, we will now go through some psychological exercises.
Minaz: Will this be painful?
Akulion: It depends..it won’t be physically painful..but mentally, who knows what kind of memories will be ensued
Minaz: ok
Akulion: The first exercise will consist of ink pictures… you may have seen these in movies, but in reality they are used *holds first pic* what do you see in this picture
Minaz: Chicken
Akulion: good, how about this one?
Minaz: A chair.
Akulion: And this?
Minaz: I find this useless..
Akulion: I did too..but I thought I’d try it on you first.
Minaz: oh.
Akulion: I will put in some soothing image initiator, to keep your mind off of the stress you’ve been going through.
*turns on tape player*
Akulion: you can rest on that recliner over there if you need to.
Minaz: thanks
*makes himself at home*Tape player: You are walking into the woods. There are many trees around you. You get hungry so you grab a plump cherry that has ripened for your taste buds. You continue to walk. There is a bubble around you. The bubble is yellow. Yellow represents death. The death of your stressed life. You want to change yourself so you walk closer to a sound of water trickling. There is a waterfall near. The waterfall represents flowness. You want to be a part of this flow. You find yourself naked and under the water, splashing freely and laughing to the birds..
Minaz: ^o)
Akulion: sorry, I forgot to censure some parts..
Minaz: ok, well I’ve had enough of that
Akulion: let’s forget about that. Tell me, what do you feel deep down inside..
Minaz: ok well…the day the “incident” occurred, I remember walking down the hall ways…Muezzin and I were discussing social issues that occur in every young adult’s life, very intellectual discussion. Before I knew it, we were standing in front of the sisters room. I was forced to maintain my balance and strength as Muezzin knocked vigorously on the door. Could I blame them for throwing the shoes at us?? No, but why me? Why me!? I blame this on muezzin..He broke my pride..
Akulion: how depressing..allow me to call Muezzin in here, I believe he has a part to do with this episode and I believe you should confront him with your problem.
Muezzin is called in through the intercom.
Muezzin: What’s up doc
Minaz: shut up muezzin
Muezzin: ooh harsh
Minaz: not as harsh as your face
Akulion: boys, boys, please, let’s be civil. *turns to muezzin* Minaz claims you forced him to get beat by the sisters and caused severe humiliation that will scar his reputation for life, is this true?
Muezzin: Well, not really. All I did was-
Minaz: liar!
Muezzin: I haven’t even finished my sentence
Minaz: Well, whatever you were going to say would’ve been a lie
Muezzin: How would you know?! It’s not my fault you can’t run.
Minaz: I can run, but you tripped me!
Akulion: I think I should continue with the next psychological exercise, *takes out Mr. Bear*
Mr. Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Bear
Minaz: ^o)
Mr.Bear: I’ve been created by A.L.I.C.E. to help you help yourself
Muezzin: haha, this bear is hilarious
Mr.Bear: You are hilarious
Muezzin: Who am I?
Mr.Bear: You am I
Minaz: That doesn’t even make any sense! Doc, how’s he supposed to help us?
Akulion: Ask him
Muezzin: Do you think minaz is a turd?
Mr.Bear: What is a turd? Turd is not programmed in my A.L.I.C.E directory. I cannot answer your question.
Minaz: shut up muezzin. Mr.Bear, who is right?
Mr.Bear: We are all right.
Minaz: Stuff it Mr.Bear
Muezzin: haha, Doc, can I buy this off of you, I think I can make some good investments.
Minaz: All you think about is money..Mr. Bear doesn’t even like you.
Muezzin: Again, how would you know?
Minaz: Do you like muezzin?
Mr.Bear: What is a muezzin? Muezzin is not programmed into my A.L.I.C.E directory.
Mr.Bear: I know a short poem.
You are crazy
I’m a daisy
Let’s shine in the sun
And have some fun
Akulion: Isn’t he great
Minaz and Muezzin: ^o) ^o)
Muezzin: Who do you like?
Mr.Bear: I like you
Minaz: who?
Mr. Bear: I forgot the question. Please ask again.
Minaz: You’re a stupid bear.
Mr.Bear: You’re a stupid human.
Muezzin: sweet!
Minaz: Well you’re not real.
Mr.Bear: Then why are you talking to me?
Minaz: Because you’re stupid
Mr.Bear: Atleast I know the meaning of vichyssoise, Do you? :shade:
Muezzin: he got you there..:rollseyes:
Minaz: I know what it means!
Mr.Bear: Spell it.
Minaz: V-I-S-
Mr.Bear: wrong.
Minaz: Wait, lemme try again: V-I-C?
Mr.Bear: Vic is short for Victor meaning victory or success.
Minaz: *strangles Mr. Bear and his head pops off*
Mr.Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr…..
Akulion:
oh: NOOO!!..speak to me Bear..Speak to me!Mr.Bear: Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. *dies*
Minaz: This is all your fault
Muezzin: And the fat woman sings the same song
Minaz:
oh: I’m not fat!Muezzin: you’re not fat, but you’re a woman? ^o)
Minaz: :mmokay:
Akulion: Minaz, Do you have some insecurities about yourself?
Muezzin: I think he does, he took it out on a bear :rollseyes
Akulion: I believe this calls for a different type of excersise..
All of the sudden, a huge nonmuslim busts his way into Aku’s office.
Minaz: *shriek*
Muezzin:
oh:Minaz: I’m sorry doc!! I’ll never kill him again!! Please, just stop the psychological tormenting!! :yawn:
Akulion: *speechless*
mg:The nonmuslim grabs Akulion.
Nonmuslim: GIVE ME SOME PROZAC!
Akulion: Ash-hadu inna illaha illallah, wa ashhadu ana muhammadan rasul allah..
Nonmuslim: Don’t go fobbish on me now..i know you speak english
Khaldun and Farhan raid in and take the nonmuslim out.
Khaldun: assalamu alaikum ya akhwa we apologize for the interruptions, please continue with your session..
Minaz: I think I need to change my pants. :uuh:
Muezzin: doc, you okay??:?
Akulion: ..yea..I’m fine.. he’s lucky he got his hands off of me *brushes his shirt off*.. I could’ve slapped him so hard, a jinn would’ve crawled out of him ashamed!
Fi aman Allah
w'salaam
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Poor Minaz. That was just brutal. :X
:happy:Minaz: she was tall ekhi…SHE WAS TALL!
Poor Minaz. That was just brutal. :X
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LOL....that was funny.....feel sorry for bro Minaz
LOL....that was funny.....feel sorry for bro Minaz
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:lol:
That was too funny. Mashallah.
:lol:
That was too funny. Mashallah.
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LOOOOL. That was funny mimi, *pats her on the back*.
Was Mr. Bear given a muslim funeral?
:wasalamex
LOOOOL. That was funny mimi, *pats her on the back*.
Was Mr. Bear given a muslim funeral?
:wasalamex
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I should've thought of that one first ;D What a thing to think about fee fee
LOOOOL. That was funny mimi, *pats her on the back*.
Was Mr. Bear given a muslim funeral?
:wasalamex
I should've thought of that one first ;D What a thing to think about fee fee
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I'm looking out for his best interests. The poor guy was murdered by minaz!:muddlehea
I'm looking out for his best interests. The poor guy was murdered by minaz!:muddlehea
