... I'm sure there's a moment in each and every day of your lives when you hear a kid you know say something stupid/funny or absolutely hilaaaaaaaaarious,
Please share your stories with us and make our day!
Remember it needn't be your own child it can be a sibling/cousin or even the kid next door =D
Lool, I'll have to admit that the way you described him did indeed make him come across as a spoilt brat. :X
Re: Issues with expression. That's why I felt the need to say that he isn't. I am so aware of the fact that what I am writing is not in tune with what I am trying to say.
"'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too"
The first time my little brother went on an aeroplane, he was trying to explain his experience to us. Whilst trying to explain one of his encounters with an air hostess to us, he couldn't work out what they were called so his sentence turned out to be:
"...see those men that help you...the SLAVES..."
"'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too"
"i'm hotter than the sun" <-- he was sitting next to the radiator.
***** قال ابن أبي مليكة : أدركت ثلاثين من أصحاب النبي - صلى الله عليه وسلم - كلهم يخاف النفاق على نفسه
Ibn Abī Mulaykah said: "I encountered thirty Companions of the Prophet, every one of them fearing hypocrisy for himself." [Muslim]
"i'm hotter than the sun" <-- he was sitting next to the radiator.
Ahaha...one of my bestfriends little students had his feet infront of the heater and he was too short to kick it away so after ten minutes of trying to catch my friends attention (and her ignoring him coz she thought he was being silly) he called out.. "Miss...MY FOOT'S ON FIRE!"
"'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too"
Jazakumullah Khair for the thread..Its really soothing to the heart..
My lil sis is 3yrz old..she broke a glass 1 day and instead of being afraid of gettin a scolding, she pointed to the shattered glass on the floor and sed 2 my mum:" Look @ this clutter. It's Ayesha's fault!"
Lil cousin who's 5 years old (LC): Will you buy me a nintendo DS?
Me: What for?
LC: It's my birthday soon.
Me: You sure you don't want something else?
LC: It's ONLY £100.
Me: But you're gonna break it.
LC: No I won't, I'll play with it forever!
Me: You said that about the other things I bought for you.
LC: Don't you love me any more?
Me::><:
My lecturer told us that, wen she was little, she went to the hair-dresser for her first formal haircut..the hair-dresser(HD) tried to make casual conversation with her(L)...
HD: so, is your dad a doctor?
L: yes
HD: oh ok. so where does he practice?
L: my dad doesn't practice. He knows his work!:coolalien
my baby nephew (only 6 months) loves me to bits n now he's reached the stage wer he recognises people by scratching their faces even with no nails
it hurts loadzzz but in a cute way
Lil cousin who's 5 years old (LC): Will you buy me a nintendo DS?
Me: What for?
LC: It's my birthday soon.
Me: You sure you don't want something else?
LC: It's ONLY £100.
Me: But you're gonna break it.
LC: No I won't, I'll play with it forever!
Me: You said that about the other things I bought for you.
LC: Don't you love me any more?
Me::><:
my little brother says the same things like when he wanted a xbox he said: its ONLY £200
awww lol
da lil kid next door to my cuzn was asked wat religion he followed and the reply was..........
wait for it................................................ ..................
lol
my lil sis (4 yrz at that time) thought that tornados starts forming from the ground.
so one day she was like:
sis: yusuf, how come ppl are soooo dumb?
me: huh?
sis: when a tornado comes why cant they just get rid of it before it becomes bigger and bigger?
me: what do you mean Shorty?
sis: well if it was me and i saw a tornado starting to form, I would stump on it until it disappear
me: tornadoes starts forming from the clouds layla
sis: na-uhhhhhhhhhhh. Geeeeeeeeeez grownups are sooooo dumb!! tornados starts out little from the ground. Ppl can just stump on it and stop it from becoming bigger and bigger
me: <_< right, well next time they give out tornado warning, you can help me get rid of it. How about that?
sis? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, then we can save the world!!!!
me: aha, sure thing shorty
Once lovingly i gave my nephew a pat. he started shouting on me ,may be he was 2 years old. then i said i did it lovingly. he said if you love you dont beat. then i asked then what does one do. he said , you bring him chocolate , you bring him ice cream you take him to the prank. i was like - no options left
Important Plz read:
May our tongues be the slaves of ALLAH.May no momin wear silk.May no momin wear oufit hanging below his ankles.May all mumineen wear hijab Ameen
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