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    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    What's worse is when you have eaten a good portion of it and you found out its haraam only happened twice in my life but that feeling is horrible!

    Lol, I don't trust my friend's lists as she's scared the daylights out of me before concerning food. I did my own research and found mixed results. I mean in the UK you can look out for the vegetarian sign and make sure there's no alcohol and it should be okay inshaAllah - also anything like shellac or insect ingredients. Otherwise should be fine - checked the ingredients on my chocolate magnum and it looked good.
    Haha, yea i had one of those sykopaths throw away my milkyway yogurts, i was so deppressed it was gonna be my breakfast LOL... the smaller tubs didnt have gelatine and were vegetarian but the bigger tubs wernt !!!!
    I gave her a good scolding to trust i check labels, i literally take ages in the shops reading the labels LOOOOL
    And most chocolate dessertd or puddings have beef/pork gelatine Foto jokes (pls dont ask me why meat is in dessert i couldnt tell you except people are weird lol)

    What is shellac (honestly pls i dont need a heart attack lol, I just make sure no alcohol and no animal fats)
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    Haha, yea i had one of those sykopaths throw away my milkyway yogurts, i was so deppressed it was gonna be my breakfast LOL... the smaller tubs didnt have gelatine and were vegetarian but the bigger tubs wernt !!!!
    I gave her a good scolding to trust i check labels, i literally take ages in the shops reading the labels LOOOOL
    And most chocolate dessertd or puddings have beef/pork gelatine (pls dont ask me why meat is in dessert i couldnt tell you except people are weird lol)

    What is shellac (honestly pls i dont need a heart attack lol, I just make sure no alcohol and no animal fats)
    I have no idea why people put animal products into desserts - sometimes you'll find gelatine in the strangest of places.

    Shellac is the resin from the female lac bug - it isn't halal and sometimes is used to coat candies. All you do is read through the ingredients to make sure there's no shellac.

    Yep, I'm a chronic label-reader myself I think I must get weird looks in the shops as I stand there muttering to myself reading the small print.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    I have no idea why people put animal products into desserts - sometimes you'll find gelatine in the strangest of places.

    Shellac is the resin from the female lac bug - it isn't halal and sometimes is used to coat candies. All you do is read through the ingredients to make sure there's no shellac.

    Yep, I'm a chronic label-reader myself I think I must get weird looks in the shops as I stand there muttering to myself reading the small print.
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    I think there was this one time i was in the yogurt dessert section for a good 10mins, and i was nwxt to this lady who quickly picked something, came back a few mins later and saw me there, and gave me this weird funny look like "are you really still here, how fat are you" LOL as she came closer to get a 2nd thing i said out loud " ewww why does this dessert have pig in it" she paused to grab what i was looking at and picked something else and quickly sped away LOOOOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    I think there was this one time i was in the yogurt dessert section for a good 10mins, and i was nwxt to this lady who quickly picked something, came back a few mins later and saw me there, and gave me this weird funny look like "are you really still here, how fat are you" LOL as she came closer to get a 2nd thing i said out loud " ewww why does this dessert have pig in it" she paused to grab what i was looking at and picked something else and quickly sped away LOOOOL
    I think that also non-Muslims, if they would know and think about it few moments that they actually might have pig in their yogurt, they would be like
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    This is totally me!

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    As cute as this might seem, remember a successful day begins with Fajar. Don't miss it for the world! May Allah unite us with our loved ones. Ameen
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    Loool, I want to run out of the room. And not just parents, but every aunty, uncle and desi stranger you bump into.
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    Quote Originally Posted by farhan View Post
    As cute as this might seem, remember a successful day begins with Fajar. Don't miss it for the world! May Allah unite us with our loved ones. Ameen
    - Mufti Menk

    ...

    Erm...

    Oh God..

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    Story of my life - I somehow end up thinking towards the end of Ramadan I'll manage on water and some dates
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    We are nowadays live with the alternative truths. These might be suitable snacks if you decide to start your alternative diet:

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    ^ Isn´t there any place for sisters to pray too?

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