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    Re: Foto jokes

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    LOL...excellent!!

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    Re: Foto jokes

    wanna have a ride ? just join in !
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    Re: Foto jokes

    I dislike pgotographs.

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    Re: Foto jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Sister Unknown View Post
    I dislike pgotographs.
    Assalamu Alaykom.

    Are they Haram ? or you just don't like it for safety ?
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    Re: Foto jokes

    so funny pics..giggling:
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    Re: Foto jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post

    Assalamu Alaykom.

    Are they Haram ? or you just don't like it for safety ?

    Wa Aalykum Salam, jazzakAllahu khayr for your concerns (smile). This is confusing. Well, there are a few things to mention, for example, viewing TV is permitted unless there was nothing haram on it. This is impossible:
    such as uncovering ‘awraat, listening to music, spreading corrupt beliefs and calling for imitation of the kuffaar. Allaah has commanded us to lower our gaze, as He says (interpretation of the meaning):
    http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/3633/Watching%20tv Women also must not look at men.

    We must remove or blot out every picture, except when it is too difficult to do so, like the pictures which are overwhelmingly prevalent in food packaging, or pictures used in encyclopaedias and reference books. We should remove what we can, and be careful about any provocative pictures that may be found.

    "So keep your duty to Allaah and fear Him as much as you can…" [al-Taghaabun 64:16 - interpretation of the meaning]

    Photographs which are essential are permitted - such as those required for identity documents, or for identifying or pursuing criminals [e.g. "wanted" posters and the like - translator's note], or for educational purposes which cannot be achieved otherwise. The principle in sharee'ah is that we should not exaggerate about what is necessary.

    We ask Allaah to accept our repentance and have mercy on us, and to forgive our excesses, for He is the All-Hearing Who answers prayers. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad.

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    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

    My respected sister,

    the ruling on photos that are taken by cameras is disputed over; some say it is lafwul while others say it is not. Each side has his own understanding and both views are strong.

    However, as agreed on by all scholars, it is recommended for a layperson to take the safest view in order to gurad his honor and religion. So, it is better to abstain from these type of photo while keeping in mind that the dispute is valid and whoever adopt whichever view cannot be blamed.

    As for unintional sins, that depends on the type of sin and the circumstances of the person. Sometimes, they are forgiven and some other times they are not.

    Wallahu A'lam
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    I work in a government department, my job is to take pictures with a camera on special occasions. I know that taking pictures of people is unlawful, so please advise me what to do so that I can stay away from everything that makes Allaah Almighty angry. May Allaah preserve you and guide you to all that is good.
    Answer:

    Making or taking a picture of a human or an animal is unlawful, regardless whether it is a photograph, a drawing, stitching, a carving, or a sculpture, and regardless of whether it has a three-dimensional shape or a two-dimensional shape. There are many Hadiths that prohibit the making of pictures. May Allaah send peace and blessings on our Prophet Muhammad, his family, and his Companions.

    Permanent Committee for Research and Verdicts

    Fatawa Islamiyah Vol. 8 Page 157

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    Re: Foto jokes

    And ther eis also a ruling for making jokes.

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    Re: Foto jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by nousername View Post


    Coooooooool pics!!

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    ^ Is that Ugly picture REAL?
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    Re: Foto jokes

    Time to hijack this thread...........









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    ^lol those pics are well geeky, esp the one thats all brown

    Edit: or grey, or black or whatever geeky colour it is
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    Brothers & sister don't forget the 6 fasts of Shawwal
    Abu Ayyub al-Ansari(ra) narrated, the Prophet(SAW) said, "Whoever fasted Ramadan with the then connect with the (fasting) six days in Shawwal, the (reward) as he was fasting for a year." (Muslim,Abu Dawood,al-Tirmidhi, al-Nisaai & Ibn Maajah).

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    Re: Foto jokes

    LOL
    Very Funny

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    Abu Ayyub al-Ansari(ra) narrated, the Prophet(SAW) said, "Whoever fasted Ramadan with the then connect with the (fasting) six days in Shawwal, the (reward) as he was fasting for a year." (Muslim,Abu Dawood,al-Tirmidhi, al-Nisaai & Ibn Maajah).

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    Eww at the shark ones
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    Re: Foto jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdul Wahid View Post
    Time to hijack this thread...........










    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH TOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!! U really did hijack this thread cos ur fotos took it all over. I came back here after soooooo long hey, was studying 4 exams and now I got 4 weeks left, pray 4 me please I pass like a bomb!! LOL!!
    By the way what's a 'Jew Jitsu' ........................???????? Dat stupid dance that guy is doing?

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    Re: Foto jokes

    A perfect way to sleep in classroom

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