To perform a stoppie wheelie like he has done on that picture, you have to pull the breaks. Somehow Mr. Bollywood pulled a front-wheel wheelie without even pulling the breaks!
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And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.” [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]
To perform a stoppie wheelie like he has done on that picture, you have to pull the breaks. Somehow Mr. Bollywood pulled a front-wheel wheelie without even pulling the breaks!
Omg this is so cool
lol now i get it
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
To perform a stoppie wheelie like he has done on that picture, you have to pull the breaks. Somehow Mr. Bollywood pulled a front-wheel wheelie without even pulling the breaks!
Like I've said, the picture is ...... what is if left becomes right, right become left?. The front brake handle look like the clutch handle. But I know the picture is ........ from "Honda" label on tank.
By the way, what is English word for "left becomes right, right becomes left, like we see ourselves in mirror"?.
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
women kingdom lol reminded me of hong kong i miss it
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
I don't know what kind of google translator they use but I am loving it.. heard many funny similar things on ebay you'd think they were just kidding...
Text without context is pretext If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him
These are all the major ones. Do not attempt any of them unless you have professional experience with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat.
1. The Full Situp
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
2. The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.
3. The Semicircle
Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.
4. The Sunbather
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."
5. The Double Bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
6. The Half-Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
7. The Backstroker
Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.
8. The Sleeping Baby
Find a baby. Imitate the baby.
9. The Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
10. The Full-Box
Just get your whole **** body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.
11. The Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
12. The Sleeping Dog
Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
13. The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.” [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]
Swansea Council sent an email to its in-house translations service to have a road sign
- 'No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only' - translated into Welsh.
The Welsh translator wasn't in at the time and automated email response was sent to council officials who believed it was exactly what they needed.
The Welsh reads: 'I am not in the office at the moment.
Send any work to be translated'
Want to fill your car's fuel tank in Italy? No problem -- just make sure you "out to the spy of the select bomb, to take the supplier."
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